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plants, puns, porch goose
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dly.bsky.social
Mr. Beast, all my friends and I were saying how good at boxing you’d be
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
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philplait.bsky.social
Nothing eases the boycott pressure like a cynically promoted item from a boycotted company physically inside another boycotted company.
wishtv.com WISH-TV @wishtv.com · Nov 17
Beginning Monday, a Frozen Peppermint Hot Chocolate drink will be available exclusively at Starbucks cafés inside Target stores.

The chains are hoping the drink can drum up excitement from customers this holiday season.

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November 17, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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washingtonpost.com
The U.S. intelligence community concluded Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman approved the killing and dismemberment of a Post columnist, making President Trump's formal dinner for the prince on Tuesday a dramatic step in public rehabilitation. https://wapo.st/3LOwEFn
November 16, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
this is a remake of a comic i posted recently
(by elf standards)

(it was 9 years ago)
Panel 1: Shen is squatting down with his elbows on his knees, talking to a small blob labeled "Self Esteem". Shen asks "Self Esteem, why are you so small?" Panel 2: Self Esteem looks down, frowning, and says "Sorry." Shen responds "It's okay," patting Self Esteem's head. Panel 3: Shen lifts Self Esteem upon his hand and points behind him with his thumb, also shifting his gaze that way. He says "just try to be a little more like your BROTHER." Panel 4: A huge lime green block with buff orange-ish arms and legs is wearing fake elf ears and holding a disproportionately tiny bow and arrow. He yells "I FUCKING LOVE LEGOLAS". He is labeled "Elf Esteem".
August 1, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Pea. He gives high fives like this because he is small. 12/10 (IG: wandoo._.pea)
a small white dog rests in the lap of their human. he has a nonplussed expression as he gives a high five in which his entire paw is making contact with the tip of his human's pointer finger.
July 31, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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samreich.bsky.social
every single time an episode premise is revealed
A screenshot of Sam smiling coyly and saying "Oops. Sorry sluts."
July 2, 2025 at 4:04 PM
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literaryfey.bsky.social
"I asked ChatGPT" "I asked Grok" ok well I asked Gandalf and he said he has not passed through fire and death to bandy crooked words with a witless worm
June 19, 2025 at 12:42 PM
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indivisible.org
No Kings Day was one of the largest days of protest in US history. From deep red small towns to our largest cities, millions of people turned out to make it clear that the American people will not bow to fascism. #NoKings
June 15, 2025 at 2:38 PM
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weratedogs.com
These rescuers attached a sausage to a drone to lure a stranded dog named Millie back to safety. 14/10 for everybody
June 11, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Leo. And that’s a regular-sized tennis ball. He’d like to know when he’ll be big enough to catch it. 12/10 soon, buddy
a dachshund puppy sits on a concrete floor nervously chewing his cheek. his eyes are wide, his feet tiny. an enormous tennis ball, taller than he is, takes up the right half of the photo.
March 6, 2025 at 8:37 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Valentino. He is a senior pup who was spotted by a photographer while on a walk in the streets of Italy, and we can see exactly why a photoshoot was necessary. 12/10 #SeniorPupSaturday
a scruffy white pup with light brown patches on his ears, back, and tail walks toward the camera with a soft smile on his face. one of his front paws is lifted slightly and his tail is upright in a slightly blurry wag.
March 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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tricerabtms.bsky.social
I’ve been waiting years to post this meme.
March 1, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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brcremer.bsky.social
“To announce that there must be no criticism of the President, or that we are to stand by the President, right or wrong, is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.” -Theodore Roosevelt
February 19, 2025 at 9:24 PM
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gamechangershow.bsky.social
Can you keep a secret?

A new season of Game Changer is coming to Dropout this spring 🤫
February 19, 2025 at 6:30 PM
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jortsthecat.bsky.social
You can do it. I’m staring at you supportively because I believe in you
zoomed in photo of an orange cat who is staring at you from some distance away
February 13, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Charlie. He has literal heart-eyes. 14/10 would be an honor to pet (IG: charlie.the.dalmatian)
a fully grown dalmatian is leaning on a blanket on a couch. he’s smiling with his tongue hanging out a little bit. he has two heart-shaped dots on his face, one on each eye, making him the dog version of the heart eyes emoji.
February 14, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
I’m just saying it feels like this level of sustained anxiety should be burning more calories than this
February 11, 2025 at 2:37 PM
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weratedogs.com
This is Tux. He is the cutest black hole we have ever seen. And we thought you should see him too. 12/10
a solid black dachshund puppy sits on some white carpet and looks up at the camera. the pup’s fur and the photo’s contrast combine to make it impossible to see any distinguishing features of the puppy’s body; he’s just one little vantablack splotch in the middle of the frame. only his little brown eyes sparkle with a few reflections of the light around him.
February 10, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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jamellebouie.net
they are mostly targeting black employees so this is quite literally just a repeat of woodrow wilson’s segregationist purge of the federal government
nbcnews.com NBC News @nbcnews.com · Feb 5
Federal health workers are expressing fear and alarm after a website called “DEI Watch List” published the photos, names and public information of a number of workers across health agencies, describing them as “targets.”
Federal health workers terrified after ‘DEI’ website publishes list of ‘targets’
The site calls out workers who have been involved with DEI initiatives. A majority are Black.
www.nbcnews.com
February 5, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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thisone0verhere.bsky.social
Someday we’re gonna tell people about waterbeds and they’re gonna be like that’s so dumb there’s no way that’s true
January 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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scalzi.com
You're gonna need a cat on your timeline, I think.
Spice the cat, caught mid-yawn
February 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
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weratedogs.com
Here are The Top 10 Dogs of the week!
youtu.be/KPygZ26U3u4
He Tried His First Blueberry
YouTube video by WeRateDogs
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January 31, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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mollyjongfast.bsky.social
Is the government more efficient yet?
January 31, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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meidastouch.com
Buckle up, folks! Here comes the trade war! If you thought prices were high now, just you wait...
acyn.bsky.social Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · Jan 31
Leavitt: Tomorrow, the President will be implementing a 25% tariff on Mexico, a 25% tariff on Canada, a 10% tariff on China for the illegal fentanyl they have sourced and allowed to distribute into our country that has killed tens of millions of Americans.
January 31, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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techconnectify.bsky.social
just start saying this plainly to more people

i'm serious.
techconnectify.bsky.social Technology Connections @techconnectify.bsky.social · Jan 31
The constitution quite clearly gives Congress the power of the purse, a power the Executive branch is pretending it now has.

Or did you not pay attention at all in school?
January 31, 2025 at 6:13 PM