@therealkfend.bsky.social
Elder Millennial, Musical Theatre gay, obsessive Bob’s Burgers watcher, dumb slut
I found out 5 hours before the show started that I’m actually *IN* it tonight, instead of just providing comic relief. So, while I was at work, I had to figure out two numbers, mentally remind myself where the outfits were FOR said numbers, and remember to grab corresponding makeup. Here goes nothin
December 8, 2025 at 1:12 AM
I found out 5 hours before the show started that I’m actually *IN* it tonight, instead of just providing comic relief. So, while I was at work, I had to figure out two numbers, mentally remind myself where the outfits were FOR said numbers, and remember to grab corresponding makeup. Here goes nothin
If I had a nickel for every time a guy (I was interested in) messaged me saying, “Your friend’s cute. Can you give him my number?” I’d have, like, 30 nickels.
December 7, 2025 at 4:13 AM
If I had a nickel for every time a guy (I was interested in) messaged me saying, “Your friend’s cute. Can you give him my number?” I’d have, like, 30 nickels.
The sheer lack of common sense today is ASTOUNDING 😭
I need a nap and some dick.
I need a nap and some dick.
December 4, 2025 at 10:19 PM
The sheer lack of common sense today is ASTOUNDING 😭
I need a nap and some dick.
I need a nap and some dick.
Just v glum and blah lately
December 4, 2025 at 6:53 AM
Just v glum and blah lately
Yesterday’s hangover almost took me out. So we’re attempting Dry December (with the option of ONE drink on show nights)
December 2, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Yesterday’s hangover almost took me out. So we’re attempting Dry December (with the option of ONE drink on show nights)
First viewing of the season today
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
First viewing of the season today
Did I jump at the chance for a last minute drag gig and decide to sing one of the most challenging and chaotic songs in my repertoire? Yes.
Am I stressed about it? Also yes.
Will I learn from this? Absolutely not.
Am I stressed about it? Also yes.
Will I learn from this? Absolutely not.
November 9, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Did I jump at the chance for a last minute drag gig and decide to sing one of the most challenging and chaotic songs in my repertoire? Yes.
Am I stressed about it? Also yes.
Will I learn from this? Absolutely not.
Am I stressed about it? Also yes.
Will I learn from this? Absolutely not.
Hi. I’m just gonna say it: A Stephen King-penned Mike Flanagan-directed remake of The Shining would be absolutely incredible
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Hi. I’m just gonna say it: A Stephen King-penned Mike Flanagan-directed remake of The Shining would be absolutely incredible
You ever just…forget you exist on a social media app?
Anyway. Hi.
Anyway. Hi.
October 17, 2025 at 5:03 PM
You ever just…forget you exist on a social media app?
Anyway. Hi.
Anyway. Hi.
Zach Heltzel taught me it was okay to be weird
“Trisha Paytas cast in Euphoria Season 3” just killed me. I am dead. RIP me.
October 17, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Zach Heltzel taught me it was okay to be weird
I’m absolutely partaking in this today
Sundays are for having a little cry
October 5, 2025 at 5:58 PM
I’m absolutely partaking in this today
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The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!
September 26, 2025 at 1:19 PM
The Rocky Horror Picture Show opened on US screens 50 years ago today. Initially a major box office bomb, cult cinema outsiders and queer audiences quickly took up the film’s mantle and turned it into a unique and exciting way of engaging with the movies. Remember kids, don’t dream it—be it!!
y’all ever go through your saved reaction photos? when would i ever have used this
September 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
y’all ever go through your saved reaction photos? when would i ever have used this
Oof. Today was long
September 26, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Oof. Today was long
Went over to a (VERY infrequent) FWBs house before work today. He said he wanted to top me. I was there all of 10 minutes. idk if I should be offended or take it as a compliment
September 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Went over to a (VERY infrequent) FWBs house before work today. He said he wanted to top me. I was there all of 10 minutes. idk if I should be offended or take it as a compliment
Reposted
24 years ago today, Britney Spears released “I’m a Slave 4 U.”
September 25, 2025 at 4:00 AM
24 years ago today, Britney Spears released “I’m a Slave 4 U.”
Shoutout to the woman who pushed me out of the group I was with to tell my four friends how hot they were 🤣
September 24, 2025 at 4:54 AM
Shoutout to the woman who pushed me out of the group I was with to tell my four friends how hot they were 🤣
Now this is just getting silly. (Derogatory)
September 24, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Now this is just getting silly. (Derogatory)
I was chatting with a guy, he was being flirty back, then I heard his talking shit about me when he and his friends were leaving the bar. This isn’t the first time this has happened.
lol idk y’all. I truly think I’m meant to be single at this point.
lol idk y’all. I truly think I’m meant to be single at this point.
September 22, 2025 at 8:40 AM
I was chatting with a guy, he was being flirty back, then I heard his talking shit about me when he and his friends were leaving the bar. This isn’t the first time this has happened.
lol idk y’all. I truly think I’m meant to be single at this point.
lol idk y’all. I truly think I’m meant to be single at this point.
What did I miss?
September 21, 2025 at 11:31 PM
What did I miss?
I have “Lights Out” by Lisa Marie Presley stuck in my head. I haven’t heard it in years. I don’t know how it got in my head. But it’s here.
youtu.be/ai5r5lvT1zw?...
youtu.be/ai5r5lvT1zw?...
Lisa Marie Presley - Lights Out
YouTube video by LisaMariePresleyVEVO
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August 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
I have “Lights Out” by Lisa Marie Presley stuck in my head. I haven’t heard it in years. I don’t know how it got in my head. But it’s here.
youtu.be/ai5r5lvT1zw?...
youtu.be/ai5r5lvT1zw?...
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The only Wizard of Oz media I want to see at the Sphere
August 1, 2025 at 6:52 PM
The only Wizard of Oz media I want to see at the Sphere
I’m a wild berry sun, chocolate fudge moon, Oreo rising
July 27, 2025 at 10:10 PM
I’m a wild berry sun, chocolate fudge moon, Oreo rising
Trying Hinge again, and absolutely losing my mind over this.
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
July 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trying Hinge again, and absolutely losing my mind over this.
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
You know what I haven’t done in awhile? Rewatched Kill Bill in its entirety.
Let’s fix that right now
Let’s fix that right now
July 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
You know what I haven’t done in awhile? Rewatched Kill Bill in its entirety.
Let’s fix that right now
Let’s fix that right now