@therealkfend.bsky.social
Elder Millennial, Musical Theatre gay, obsessive Bob’s Burgers watcher, dumb slut
Love being part of a show that literally tells me to be unhinged and look questionable
December 8, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Love being part of a show that literally tells me to be unhinged and look questionable
First viewing of the season today
November 30, 2025 at 4:20 PM
First viewing of the season today
y’all ever go through your saved reaction photos? when would i ever have used this
September 26, 2025 at 5:52 AM
y’all ever go through your saved reaction photos? when would i ever have used this
Okay, some of these are v niche, but still
September 26, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Okay, some of these are v niche, but still
Trying Hinge again, and absolutely losing my mind over this.
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
July 27, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Trying Hinge again, and absolutely losing my mind over this.
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
“No one likes you. But pay us money and maybe we can change that!” is a *wild* (roundabout) statement.
(1. I literally just redownloaded it yesterday. 2. I don’t have high hopes for dating apps anymore period.
3. Capitalism is a joke.)
I just had a danish that made me absolutely feral. So I fully get where you’re coming from 🤤🤣
July 26, 2025 at 5:07 PM
I just had a danish that made me absolutely feral. So I fully get where you’re coming from 🤤🤣
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
July 22, 2025 at 11:53 PM
You’ve inherited a movie theater, what’s your first double feature?
If you’re in Phoenix and looking for something to do tonight, might I recommend La Cage? The only drag show in Phoenix featuring all live vocals, PLUS tonight is a fundraiser show for our friends at RIOT PHX, a local harm reduction group that helps the houseless folks in the zone
July 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
If you’re in Phoenix and looking for something to do tonight, might I recommend La Cage? The only drag show in Phoenix featuring all live vocals, PLUS tonight is a fundraiser show for our friends at RIOT PHX, a local harm reduction group that helps the houseless folks in the zone
Okay, which one of you bitches recommended these to me? You deserve SO much head
July 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Okay, which one of you bitches recommended these to me? You deserve SO much head
When I typed beautiful queer people in my phone, this sticker auto populated. And you know what? I’ll take it. I looked hot this day.
June 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM
When I typed beautiful queer people in my phone, this sticker auto populated. And you know what? I’ll take it. I looked hot this day.
Whelp. I’m finally getting to try Malört, thanks to one of my employees and his trip to Chicago (not to see Beyoncé)
May 28, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Whelp. I’m finally getting to try Malört, thanks to one of my employees and his trip to Chicago (not to see Beyoncé)
Y’all. @broadwanime.bsky.social has outdone herself. Earl grey lavender chocolate chip cookies. And I’m SO annoyed with how good they are 😭
May 21, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Y’all. @broadwanime.bsky.social has outdone herself. Earl grey lavender chocolate chip cookies. And I’m SO annoyed with how good they are 😭
“If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!”
…of course it’s me playing Drunk Cinderella last night in a drag fairy tale last night. 🤣 (My song was “Shoes” by Kelly, and it was iconic af)
…of course it’s me playing Drunk Cinderella last night in a drag fairy tale last night. 🤣 (My song was “Shoes” by Kelly, and it was iconic af)
May 8, 2025 at 12:07 AM
“If you see this, post the most recent photo of yourself from your camera roll. No cheating!”
…of course it’s me playing Drunk Cinderella last night in a drag fairy tale last night. 🤣 (My song was “Shoes” by Kelly, and it was iconic af)
…of course it’s me playing Drunk Cinderella last night in a drag fairy tale last night. 🤣 (My song was “Shoes” by Kelly, and it was iconic af)
I wiiiiiiish id remembered to ask someone to get pics and vids of tonight’s performance, cuz i looked gooooooood. (Picture is me stuck behind a train on the way to my drive-by spot, and NOT in the gown I wore for the performance 😭😭)
April 17, 2025 at 8:45 AM
I wiiiiiiish id remembered to ask someone to get pics and vids of tonight’s performance, cuz i looked gooooooood. (Picture is me stuck behind a train on the way to my drive-by spot, and NOT in the gown I wore for the performance 😭😭)
Grabber update 😈
April 16, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Grabber update 😈
Repost the spectacles, nerds
(I’m sorry. I refuse to say res***t. Absolutely not. 🤣)
Anyway…
(I’m sorry. I refuse to say res***t. Absolutely not. 🤣)
Anyway…
April 14, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Repost the spectacles, nerds
(I’m sorry. I refuse to say res***t. Absolutely not. 🤣)
Anyway…
(I’m sorry. I refuse to say res***t. Absolutely not. 🤣)
Anyway…
I had so much fun co-hosting my first fundraiser in drag tonight. And I looked pretty. And sang my gd face off, which is one of my top three favorite things to use my lips for
April 10, 2025 at 5:31 AM
I had so much fun co-hosting my first fundraiser in drag tonight. And I looked pretty. And sang my gd face off, which is one of my top three favorite things to use my lips for
My drag persona (L) and I (R) have different favorites for each of Gaga’s albums, and I’m wondering if that’s something I should bring up in therapy…
March 28, 2025 at 11:52 PM
My drag persona (L) and I (R) have different favorites for each of Gaga’s albums, and I’m wondering if that’s something I should bring up in therapy…
Look what they had at my work meeting today 🤤
March 26, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Look what they had at my work meeting today 🤤