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Dyl Pickle
@therealdylpickle.bsky.social
34. Texan. Afro-Chicanx. She/They.

“It is impossible for a person to begin to learn what he thinks he already knows.”
-Epictetus
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May 17, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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SNL debuts Mike Myers as Elon Musk
March 2, 2025 at 4:56 AM
I don’t understand why you would lay off all these people at once? Take away people’s food, give them all the time in the world and nothing to lose sounds like a terrible strategy
February 18, 2025 at 9:02 AM
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February 18, 2025 at 8:07 AM
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If you wanted to cut waste, fraud, and abuse, you would empower the inspectors general.

If you wanted more waste, fraud, and abuse, you would fire them.
February 17, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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Mike Pence just reposted an old article he wrote about the limitations on the powers of a president. For some reason. Here is a part of it.
February 15, 2025 at 10:50 PM
A commie leftist would never say that lol
February 15, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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February 15, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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“We must especially beware of that small group of selfish men who would clip the wings of the American eagle in order to feather their own nests.” -FDR, 1941
February 15, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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This. Also. @aoc.bsky.social @ericswalwell.bsky.social et al , can you do what ever you guys do in the House to let Musk, Trump and everyone know that the UCFE, which funds unemployment benefits , is in the Dept of Labor. If these funds are cut, the cost will fall on the states.
Dear recently fired, federal, employees,
Apply for UCFE unemployment benefits ASAP !!!

dol.gov
DOL
dol.gov
February 15, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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It is perfectly legal to know your rights and to educate others about them, too.

EVERYONE in the United States, citizen or not, has rights. I will not allow this administration to intimidate us from helping you know about them.

Here’s our shareable guide ⬇️: (pt. 1/2)
February 14, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I like to imagine that ILOVEMAKONNEN is somewhere still laughing his ass off at how badly Drake not only lost the beef to Kendrick, but how K. Dot annihilated Drake AGAIN during the Super Bowl Halftime Show.
February 15, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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Do you remember that time Pence tried to see Hamilton and the cast called him out.

Or when McConnell was chased out of a resraurant and not allowed a peaceful meal.

Or when Cruz abandoned Texas during the deep freeze and we shamed him into going home.

That.

Do that.
February 14, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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I bet at some point Drake’s had “They Not Like Us” stuck in his head.
February 13, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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I still have to tell myself "They aren't here, they can't hurt you" a hundred times a day, in case you wonder how long childhood trauma lasts.
February 13, 2025 at 11:54 PM
February 14, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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lo fi beats to stay on hold to
February 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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GOP motto: fuck you, I got mine
February 12, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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February 11, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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The right people are upset. So that show did what it was supposed to do in my book.
February 10, 2025 at 5:11 PM
I deleted that shit off my phone
Egg prices are surging, gas prices are up, and planes are crashing on a near-daily basis.

And this is what the White House is focused on.
February 11, 2025 at 7:32 AM
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Board member of META asks a very good question.
February 10, 2025 at 2:12 AM
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Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
theonion.com/drake-drops-...
Drake Drops New Track Inviting Kendrick Lamar Out To Coffee So They Can Clear Things Up
TORONTO—In a stunning twist to the feud between the two hip-hop artists, Drake reportedly dropped a new track Monday inviting Kendrick Lamar out to coffee so they could clear things up. “The truth is,...
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February 10, 2025 at 9:21 PM
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“I, too” by Langston Hughes
February 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM