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Parker
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They/them in STEM | 25
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Stompin’ on the avenue
November 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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off the jack daniels origami angel playlist on full blast thinkin about link and zelda on the verge of
tears
November 27, 2025 at 6:19 AM
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thanksgiving is over which means it's time for scary brown extension cords with no ground wires
November 27, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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It's over: I've already depicted you as the seething broad gauge train, and myself as the smug narrow gauge!
October 16, 2025 at 1:02 PM
How it feels to be running on a summer afternoon and then it starts to lightly rain
June 17, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Haven’t checked bluesky in a while wonder if anything exciting is happening in the news
June 6, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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wont you take me
May 29, 2025 at 2:03 PM
Man getting super tired of living in the torment nexus
May 21, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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it's me
i'm the liberal rogan
i will take on this burden
please give me millions of democratic donor dollars
my dude have you tried DMT (liberally)
May 21, 2025 at 1:08 AM
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You know who wouldn't hide their prostate cancer diagnosis from us as part of a nefarious deep state plot?

Kamala Harris
I’m convinced. Mandatory daily prostate exams for all presidents until at least 2028.
May 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Man this is an awesome time to think there should be more steel guitar in indie rock
May 6, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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Gay country cover band call it Dwight Woke-am
March 28, 2025 at 1:49 PM
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Genre was invented by Big Genre to sell more Sirius XM Radio Stations
December 28, 2024 at 5:19 AM
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JIMMY: hey check it out *cracks corn*

ME: whatever dude
July 13, 2023 at 2:42 AM
Achieving a post-ironic version of myself by brewing coffee with a pourover I made into a mug I also made
March 1, 2025 at 6:33 PM
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spotted this at the gay bar in NOLA over the weekend and i’ll never stop thinking about it as long as i live
February 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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ladies, not only do i wear the MOST comfortable cardigans, but i also have MANY opinions about the best kinds of soup
February 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Does anyone on this website like dinotopia
February 11, 2025 at 7:23 PM
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Gates McFadden, in her Dr. Beverly Crusher costume, on a unicycle.

You're welcome.
February 8, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Never kill yourself
February 9, 2025 at 1:28 AM
I am beset by the awesome and terrible beast INSOMNIA and am attempting to ward it off with the powerful potion TART CHERRY JUICE, NATURAL SOURCE OF MELATONIN
February 8, 2025 at 10:13 AM
LOCAL COFFEE ROASTER GOT BALI KINTAMANI BACK IN LET’S GOOOOOOO IT’S BEEN YEARS
February 1, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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the simulation hypothesis, but the simulation we live in isn't some grand scheme by higher-level beings to understand the universe, it's part of a planning study being undertaken in 3325 to put in six crosswalks in des moines iowa that will later by shot down by NIMBYs
January 29, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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Mitsubishi? I hardly know she!
January 27, 2025 at 12:02 AM
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Phase Transition xkcd.com/3025
December 16, 2024 at 8:01 PM