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I’m not wishing Ebs well. I’m grateful for what he did, but he’s gone to an English club and i just want all English clubs that aren’t Palace to lose every game #cpfc
August 23, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Fuck uefa
August 11, 2025 at 10:51 AM
The whole Europa fiasco has really put a dampener on the beginning of this season. Not going to Wembley today. All I can think about is a fucking decision from the court of arbitration for sport ffs. This summer should have been a celebration #cpfc
August 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
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National demo tomorrow for Palestine, if you can come down
July 18, 2025 at 8:18 AM
It’s 4 miles from my flat to Crystal Palace park, but I just heard Beverly Hills by Weezer from here! It’s possible it’s someone watching their set from Glastonbury very loudly, but it would have to be a heck of a coincidence!
June 29, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Hope everyone is streaming Bob Vylan today, got a feeling they’ll need all the help they can after yesterday 😁
June 29, 2025 at 9:59 AM
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The BBC didn't broadcast Kneecap at Glastonbury but they did broadcast Bob Vylan and his "Death, death to the IDF" chant.

Oops BBC, better hope no one spreads their mistake.
June 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM
That Vikingo/Gable match was incredible. Such good chemistry, could watch them wrestle forever #WorldsCollide
June 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
@confuseddude.bsky.social CM Punk has a Rules Boss tattoo???
June 4, 2025 at 8:40 PM
It’s only been 4 days and I already miss Palace #cpfc
May 29, 2025 at 6:37 PM
I’m standing on the Selhurst Park pitch. Hallowed ground. Waiting to watch the team lift the FA Cup again after seeing them go past on an open top bus parade. Not sure it gets better than this #cpfc
May 26, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Won the FA Cup, only lost 4 games in 2025, Brighton didn’t get Europe. Not a bad end to the season, I guess #cpfc
May 25, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Just realised I hadn’t watched the FA Cup final highlights today yet! Shame on me, fixing that now… #cpfc
May 23, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Newcastle want to be Palace so much that I’m fully expecting their kit next season to be red and blue stripes #cpfc
⚫ Grace Williams to join from #CPFC ⬅️
⚪ Achieved promotion to WSL in 23-24 🆙
⚫ Part of ambitious plans for #NUFC women, led by Mitchell/Langley 📈

📥 #NUFC set to appoint new director of women's football - story w/ @mattwoosie.bsky.social for @theathleticfc.bsky.social www.nytimes.com/athletic/636...
Newcastle set to appoint Crystal Palace’s Grace Williams as new director of women’s football
Newcastle are targeting promotion to the Women's Super League (WSL).
www.nytimes.com
May 19, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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CRYSTAL PALACE HAVE WON THE FA CUP!!!

#CPFC
May 17, 2025 at 5:35 PM
“They made Jeff Cobb Samoan? lol” yeah, just like they did with Tama Tonga and Tonga Loa… oh wait… they didn’t, did they? No, they didn’t. Sit down and shut up #Backlash
May 11, 2025 at 10:49 AM
WEMBLEY AGAIN OLE OLE #cpfc
April 26, 2025 at 6:19 PM
NO MAN IS EVER TRULY GOOD
April 26, 2025 at 10:47 AM
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Unless their demands are met
The Chainsmokers will release a remix of “Pink Pony Club” by Chappell Roan tomorrow.
April 23, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Glad I turned it off after the 2nd went in. This could get worse than Saturday #cpfc
April 16, 2025 at 7:19 PM
This season is gonna just peter out, isn’t it? Got a baaaaad feeling about the FA cup semi at the moment… #cpfc
April 16, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Fuck this shitty fucking country
The U.K. Supreme Court rules that Britain's equalities law defines a woman as someone born biologically female. The ruling means a transgender person with a certificate that recognizes them as female should not be considered a woman for equality purposes.
UK Supreme Court rules that equalities law defines a woman as someone born biologically female
The Supreme Court has ruled that the U.K. equalities law defines a woman as someone born biologically female.
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April 16, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Been a while since we had a classic Palace capitulation. Ah well #cpfc
April 12, 2025 at 1:34 PM
“Crystal Palace hoping to keep their European dreams alive” it’s not phrase I thought I’d hear today from the commentators #cpfc
April 12, 2025 at 11:27 AM
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April 9, 2025 at 9:31 AM