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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
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EVA is a Samantha. Kaz thinks he's a Samantha but he's actually a Carrie. Ocelot thinks he's a Miranda but he's actually a Charlotte. Big Boss isn't any of the ladies he's a Mr Big because he's just some guy named John who should be tried at the Hague.
This makes it sound like she is personally making a veteran homeless when in actuality she bought property from a elderly millionaire who happens to be a veteran and later decided he didn't like the deal they made.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
This makes it sound like she is personally making a veteran homeless when in actuality she bought property from a elderly millionaire who happens to be a veteran and later decided he didn't like the deal they made.
The holidays also smack of gender in a bad way
November 27, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The holidays also smack of gender in a bad way
Anyone else hate the holidays because one side of your family is seen as trashy and whenever you're with the non-trashy half you're afraid they're all judging you to see if you have indications of being one of the trashy ones
November 27, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Anyone else hate the holidays because one side of your family is seen as trashy and whenever you're with the non-trashy half you're afraid they're all judging you to see if you have indications of being one of the trashy ones
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The Artists for Aid concert lineup has been unveiled with Shawn Mendes, Clairo, Ravyn Lenae, Omar Apollo, & more performing.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
November 27, 2025 at 12:39 AM
The Artists for Aid concert lineup has been unveiled with Shawn Mendes, Clairo, Ravyn Lenae, Omar Apollo, & more performing.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
It will take place in LA on January 10th and proceeds will support the Palestinian Children’s Relief Fund & the Sudanese American Physicians Association.
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unfortunately i would like for them to be friends
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
unfortunately i would like for them to be friends
Really trying to get into the Master Miller lifestyle by getting into grilling and fishing. Luckily I've already got the bisexuality part down.
November 26, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Really trying to get into the Master Miller lifestyle by getting into grilling and fishing. Luckily I've already got the bisexuality part down.
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I’ll make the phantom and his sons stronger, to send him there #mgs #kazuhiramiller #mgsv #metalgear #bbkaz
November 8, 2024 at 9:44 PM
I’ll make the phantom and his sons stronger, to send him there #mgs #kazuhiramiller #mgsv #metalgear #bbkaz
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it's been one of those years pass the yaoi 🏳️🌈
August 1, 2025 at 12:25 PM
it's been one of those years pass the yaoi 🏳️🌈
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Me after every social interaction
November 21, 2025 at 6:04 AM
Me after every social interaction
Cheetahs are also a large "small" cat and can meow but they sound exactly like a domestic cat doing the Manipulator meow. You know the one. The I Want Snacks meow.
I like that mountain lions technically meow, they just sound like they smoked a pack a day for 25 years when they do it.
November 26, 2025 at 1:22 AM
Cheetahs are also a large "small" cat and can meow but they sound exactly like a domestic cat doing the Manipulator meow. You know the one. The I Want Snacks meow.
What if you wanted to take a bath but your cat said "no"
November 26, 2025 at 12:11 AM
What if you wanted to take a bath but your cat said "no"
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Duffer Brothers Used Cutting-Edge CGI to Make Actors Appear Happy to Still Be Making Stranger Things
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Duffer Brothers Used Cutting-Edge CGI to Make Actors Appear Happy to Still Be Making Stranger Things - Hard Drive
LOS ANGELES — Stranger Things creators Matt and Ross Duffer have revealed that they used CGI in the upcoming season to make... Continue this tale
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November 25, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Duffer Brothers Used Cutting-Edge CGI to Make Actors Appear Happy to Still Be Making Stranger Things
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the attention wanter…
November 24, 2025 at 2:56 PM
the attention wanter…
I like that mountain lions technically meow, they just sound like they smoked a pack a day for 25 years when they do it.
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I like that mountain lions technically meow, they just sound like they smoked a pack a day for 25 years when they do it.
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Cats are standing by, ready to help you wrap presents this holiday season. Photo from my collection, 1964.
November 25, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Cats are standing by, ready to help you wrap presents this holiday season. Photo from my collection, 1964.
I have to label some data at work as "doesn't exist" and every time I click that button I hear it in Robin Atkin Downes' voice from the Paunch Burger commercial.
November 25, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I have to label some data at work as "doesn't exist" and every time I click that button I hear it in Robin Atkin Downes' voice from the Paunch Burger commercial.
Good evening to everyone except people who own wild animals as pets ❤️
November 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Good evening to everyone except people who own wild animals as pets ❤️
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Welcome to the world premier of Marcel's Beans.
November 24, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Welcome to the world premier of Marcel's Beans.
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![R. H. Bing (October 20, 1914 – April 28, 1986)[1] was an American mathematician who worked mainly in the areas of geometric topology and continuum theory.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreid62wy3dekb2kzbisjfdlimlb35j4rlgew5iof7vi32byfszmg26a@jpeg)
![Bing's father was named Rupert Henry, but Bing's mother thought that "Rupert Henry" was too British for Texas. Thus she compromised by abbreviating it to R. H.[5] Consequently, R. H. does not stand for a first or middle name.
When Bing was applying for a visa, he was requested not to use initials. He explained that his name was really "R-only H-only Bing", and ended up receiving a visa made out to "Ronly Honly Bing".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cyyd366g3hrxp5rynixm2mm3/bafkreigmfj53q4uy33spga2bxdkllqm3ag5sffovg5g7ddmu3vqzkb6k24@jpeg)
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It's never been more 2003 than it is right now.
137 More Oil Wells Liberated For Democracy
RUMAILAH OIL FIELDS, IRAQ–The U.S. continued to make progress in its fight against totalitarianism Tuesday, when 137 more oil wells were liberated for democracy.
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November 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
It's never been more 2003 than it is right now.
No amount of US propaganda can make me fear China. Fujo-ing out knows no boundaries.
Sometimes a fanbase for a character is you, some queer artists and the entire nation of China
November 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
No amount of US propaganda can make me fear China. Fujo-ing out knows no boundaries.
I don't think Sabrina will wear the foretold orange bodysuit tonight but I can dream.
November 24, 2025 at 3:39 AM
I don't think Sabrina will wear the foretold orange bodysuit tonight but I can dream.