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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
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· Oct 21
EVA is a Samantha. Kaz thinks he's a Samantha but he's actually a Carrie. Ocelot thinks he's a Miranda but he's actually a Charlotte. Big Boss isn't any of the ladies he's a Mr Big because he's just some guy named John who should be tried at the Hague.
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Get ready to fall in love with every purr of, Little Ceasar, located in Williston, FL.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/little-ceasar-77945758/fl/williston/sweet-water-rescue-and-rehab-fl1847/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/little-ceasar-77945758/fl/williston/sweet-water-rescue-and-rehab-fl1847/
November 20, 2025 at 8:00 AM
Get ready to fall in love with every purr of, Little Ceasar, located in Williston, FL.
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/little-ceasar-77945758/fl/williston/sweet-water-rescue-and-rehab-fl1847/
Learn more: https://www.petfinder.com/cat/little-ceasar-77945758/fl/williston/sweet-water-rescue-and-rehab-fl1847/
Oh Lestat is EVIL evil
November 20, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Oh Lestat is EVIL evil
Happy international men's day to all boy cats
November 20, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Happy international men's day to all boy cats
I should make dinner but. Cat :)
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I should make dinner but. Cat :)
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Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.
November 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Happy International Men’s Day to all the incredible trans men out there. Thank you for existing.
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Big Boss just walked by
November 19, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Big Boss just walked by
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Your cats don't know how small and tiny they are. You HAVE to tell them.
November 19, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Your cats don't know how small and tiny they are. You HAVE to tell them.
I hate the way romance books are marketed. "Blank meets XYZ" just tell me what the book is about.
November 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
I hate the way romance books are marketed. "Blank meets XYZ" just tell me what the book is about.
A second Death Stranding actor has been arrested by Sabrina Carpenter
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
A second Death Stranding actor has been arrested by Sabrina Carpenter
Eating my little dinner as I watch my little vampire show as if I don't have a squeamish stomach
November 19, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Eating my little dinner as I watch my little vampire show as if I don't have a squeamish stomach
Just washed my bedspread and it's all fresh and toasty. It's all gonna be okay, friends.
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Just washed my bedspread and it's all fresh and toasty. It's all gonna be okay, friends.
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🛑 STOP 🛑
this is a No Shrimp Zone. if you are currently sitting like a shrimp, it is time to UNSHRIMPIFY. your back will thank me later
this is a No Shrimp Zone. if you are currently sitting like a shrimp, it is time to UNSHRIMPIFY. your back will thank me later
June 21, 2025 at 8:51 PM
🛑 STOP 🛑
this is a No Shrimp Zone. if you are currently sitting like a shrimp, it is time to UNSHRIMPIFY. your back will thank me later
this is a No Shrimp Zone. if you are currently sitting like a shrimp, it is time to UNSHRIMPIFY. your back will thank me later
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November 17, 2025 at 10:15 AM
Anyone else in that 1995-1999 birth year range where you feel like every self help guide forgets that you and your needs exist? Like "advice for millennial jobseekers" and "career guidance for Gen Z growth" don't apply to you at all?
November 17, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Anyone else in that 1995-1999 birth year range where you feel like every self help guide forgets that you and your needs exist? Like "advice for millennial jobseekers" and "career guidance for Gen Z growth" don't apply to you at all?
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"Your Google storage is full" my best friend got married last month did you not expect me to take a million pictures????
November 17, 2025 at 7:01 PM
"Your Google storage is full" my best friend got married last month did you not expect me to take a million pictures????
There's gotta be a drag king named Trade Joe already right
November 17, 2025 at 6:20 PM
There's gotta be a drag king named Trade Joe already right
Jupiter Ascending mention
Join us Nov 26 – Dec 3 as we celebrate the Windy City with our weeklong series, Give Thanks for Chicago, featuring films by John Hughes, Rose Troche, Lilly & Lana Wachowski, John Landis, Nia DaCosta, and more! See the full lineup & get tickets at brattlefilm.org/film-series/give-thanks-for-chicago/
November 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Jupiter Ascending mention
Trying to figure out if this redheaded man in a peacoat near me in this bakery is a Kennedy or not.
November 17, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Trying to figure out if this redheaded man in a peacoat near me in this bakery is a Kennedy or not.
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hands reaching out for new gods. #deathstranding
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
hands reaching out for new gods. #deathstranding
Venom would love Trader Joe's for the array of fun snacks, Big Boss would argue with the staff that he should be able to smoke while looking through their flower section. Semi-related but Kaz would love Trader Joe's for the union-busting.
The main difference between Venom and Big Boss is that if you had a plate of brownies in front of each of them, Venom is the type of guy to say "oof, those are dangerous" whereas Big Boss would defensively eat the entire plate so no one else gets them.
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
Venom would love Trader Joe's for the array of fun snacks, Big Boss would argue with the staff that he should be able to smoke while looking through their flower section. Semi-related but Kaz would love Trader Joe's for the union-busting.
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