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@theowlseye.bsky.social
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Unlikable women defense attorney | they or she | est. in the mid 90s | 18+
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theowlseye.bsky.social
Why does Glen Powell in old man drag look like Master Miller
Glen Powell on SNL wearing a graying blond wig in a low ponytail. He is looking over his shoulder and smiling slightly. He is wearing a plaid button up and browline glasses. He has facial hair, including a moustache and stubble.
November 21, 2025 at 2:17 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
I should make dinner but. Cat :)
A calico cat sitting on a person's legs. The person is wearing purple sweatpants and sitting crisscrossed on a bed with a blue floral blanket.
November 20, 2025 at 12:39 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
A second Death Stranding actor has been arrested by Sabrina Carpenter
Dakota and Elle Fanning on the Jumbotron at a Sabrina Carpenter concert getting arrested for being too hot before the song Juno.
November 19, 2025 at 12:53 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Also some good socks from Marshalls and a cute new water bottle!
A person's hand holding a pink water bottle that is covered in pink and red cowgirl boots, cowgirl hats, dice, and horseshoes.
November 17, 2025 at 12:26 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Need to run an errand but I don't want to put my bra back on
Oscar Isaac looking sad and tired while holding a cup of coffee.
November 16, 2025 at 9:00 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Ocelot ghost wrote this
A book by the American Association of Patriots called How to Talk to your Cat About Gun Safety. It features a photo of a tiny gray Persian kitten approaching a handgun.
November 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
This man was a vector of an unknowable quantity of diseases
A screencap of the English translation of a scene from Heiwa to Kazuhira no Blues. It reads Miller: You... eat the guts too? Snake: These tender bits are extra delicious. Miller: The parasites? Snake: Just gotta chew well to kill 'em. A screenshot of the English translation of a scene from Heiwa to Kazuhira no Blues. It reads Miller: Wanna use some soap? Snake: Nope!
November 14, 2025 at 6:35 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Oh so BiBo was just straight up not washing his hands
A radio icon showing Kazuhira Miller in MGS Peace Walker is talking. Miller is a blond man with aviator sunglasses wearing a yellow scarf. The dialogue text reads "remember to wash your hands often and gargle twice a day, Boss." A screenshot from MGS Peace Walker which shows that Snake is speaking. The response dialogue reads "if only I had the time."
November 14, 2025 at 3:30 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
We're gonna take a little nap :3
A close-up of a calico cat resting her head on a blue floral fleece blanket.
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
And the Juno pose tonight was Sabrina swinging a hockey stick!
Sabrina Carpenter on stage in the black and silver two piece tank top and miniskirt. She is holding a bedazzled hockey stick like this is about to hit the puck across the ice.
November 12, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Serving lumberjack chic with a red buffalo check bodysuit and Canadian love with a red ribbon!
Sabrina Carpenter onstage opening her bedazzled towel to reveal a red buffalo check corseted bodysuit. Sabrina Carpenter onstage in a black bodysuit and black stole. The stole has a long red ribbon.
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Let's see if we get a Carpenter #24 Jersey tonight!!
Sabrina Carpenter in Toronto on the emails I can't send tour wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey with the number 23 on the sleeve. Sabrina Carpenter onstage for the first North American leg of the short and sweet tour in Toronto. She is only a mug that says Toronto, Canada, and wearing a Toronto Maple Leafs Jersey. There is a 4 on the jersey sleeve, as the 24 is partially cut off from this angle.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Love that these vampires are all literally just
Miley Cyrus smiling with her blue eyes unfocused and wide.
November 12, 2025 at 12:25 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
I guessed the two piece correctly! I was picturing red maple leafs but the blue makes sense given that the Toronto Maple Leafs wear blue and they play at the Scotiabank Arena.
Sabrina Carpenter on stage performing Espresso. She is wearing a sparkly white halter neck top with a matching miniskirt. She is wearing white gogo boots with something blue on them. Sabrina Carpenter's white gogo boots in the air. They are bedazzled with blue maple leafs and red kiss marks.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Taking inspo from when the SNS Tour (European Leg) was in London. Night 1 was a new version of the red bodysuit and Night 2 she did the silver two piece with the union jack boots. I think red bodysuit + silver two piece works to represent the Canadian flag nicely.
Sabrina Carpenter in London revealing her towel to show a union jack design on the inside. She is wearing a red corseted bodysuit with lace ruffles. Sabrina Carpenter singing onstage in a silver two piece top and mini skirt. She is wearing gogo boots with a union jack design.
November 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
While reading @jillus.bsky.social and @bidonica.bsky.social's Low Stakes AU I have to keep reminding myself that it's 1984 and Venom's fiat is the one on the left and not the cutesy lil' car on the right.
A mid 1980s red Fiat Panda. It is a boxy two door coup and slightly lifted. It is outside on a gravel road. A mint green Fiat 500. It is a tiny rounded two-door coup and low to the ground. It is on display for sale.
November 10, 2025 at 9:33 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
I'm getting sleepy but I don't want to disturb her snuggles
A calico cat sitting on someone's lap. She is looking to her left. The person is wearing blue and white pajamas with penguins on them as they sit on a bed with a floral blue fleece blanket. That same cat sitting on that same lap, now looking up at the camera.
November 10, 2025 at 2:16 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
If you're a fat woman who dates men you have almost certainly dated this kind of guy
A concept illustration of Otacon from the first metal gear solid. He is a man with mousy brown hair and glasses, wearing a white parka and jeans.
November 9, 2025 at 4:51 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
She just does this sometimes. It's just a wall behind me. Either she can hear something like mice in the wall or this place is haunted.
November 9, 2025 at 3:48 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Time to stare at the ghosts
A calico cat sitting on a floral blue fleece blanket and staring wide eyed at something in the distance.
November 9, 2025 at 3:45 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Awww thank you! Here's a bonus pic for you because she just woke up right next to me.
A calico cat on a gray couch. Her face is turned to her left but her big green eyes are looking directly at the camera.
November 9, 2025 at 2:03 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
She's really showing me the ropes on what it's like to nap for 16 hours a day.
A calico cat looking to her right. She is laying on a bed with a cherry patterned comforter and floral blue fleece blanket.
November 8, 2025 at 7:28 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Omg good for him
A Google people also ask search section. It reads Where can I watch Frankenstein 2025? Is Frankenstein LGBTQ? Is Frankenstein 2025 going to be in theaters?
November 8, 2025 at 7:25 PM
theowlseye.bsky.social
Thinking about getting back on tinder
November 7, 2025 at 1:51 AM
theowlseye.bsky.social
I don't love the boot buckles but I LOVE that they're cowgirl boots.
Sabrina Carpenter in the espresso colored two piece on stage singing. Her gogo boots are replaced with cowgirl boots.
November 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM