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I cast a spell on you, and It may not be very effective.
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KIM KITSURAGI - “We might need your help with something later,” he adds, suddenly regaining his confidence.

AUTHORITY - As if he recalled that he's, in fact, a decorated police lieutenant, and not a naughty boy.

ELECTROCHEMISTRY - The two aren't mutually exclusive.
January 8, 2026 at 11:17 PM
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Stephen King es muy buen escritor cuando quiere y a la par es "Madre mía, vaya tetas, parecían dos calvos contándose un secreto".
December 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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Bjork's hitboxes are wild
Here is Bjork for no reason
December 16, 2025 at 6:34 PM
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This is the only latino representation in media that I need.
September 21, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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HILO. He visto esto. Ahora en amarillo.
December 10, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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"he wanted to avoid the embarrassment of 'overpaying' the studio" WEEEEE HAVE GOOOOT TO STAAAART KILLING CEOOOOOOSSSSSSSS
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 PM
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We should be asking this
c o n s t a n t l y.
October 13, 2025 at 3:54 AM
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Every time I see Kojima is somewhere outside of Japan I have the internal thought of "what's he cooking up now" even though the man is probably just on holiday

could be lying on a beach in Tenerife and I cannot help but assume he's exploring a game mechanic where you get skin cancer
September 27, 2025 at 9:23 AM
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Creo que se ha estrenado La Larga Marcha en EEUU y ahora que va a ser popular me pregunto cuánto tardará Mr.Beast en decir "Oye".
September 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
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September 22, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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September 17, 2025 at 4:21 PM
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Still, there's something inherently violent even about dice rolls. It's like every time you cast a die, something disappears. Some alternative ending, or an entirely different world...
September 17, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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YOU - Johnny Law is about to tear it up. Sad-style.
September 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
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Sometimes we’re unsatisfied with a thing we made because when it only existed in our head, we saw all the things it could have been and when it’s done we know all the things that it isn’t, but we can’t see the way it expands into a million new things when someone else unpacks it in their head. 🖊️🦑
August 31, 2025 at 9:04 AM
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Snoop Dogg says he's 'scared to go to the movies now' because there's vampire with and Andalusian acent.
"We're watching it... my grandson is like 'Papar, Papar, Papar, Papar Snoop, I also want to be a cobarder' ... I didn't come here for this shit."
August 25, 2025 at 3:23 PM
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Es sin duda la edad de oro del periodismo.
August 21, 2025 at 7:13 AM
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✨ HOW TO support artists for a lil money ✨

- ko-fi tip jar - buy a coffee!
- patreon - a lot of artists have $1-5 tier ranges!
- become a twitch sub (payout min)
- sticker shops can have a lower price point!

a couple bucks can go a LONG way for artists! u don't have to drop hundreds to support ✨💫
August 13, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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YOU - Where the hood, where the hood, where the hood at?

SHIVERS - HAVE A BROTHER IN THE CUT. WHERE THE WOOD AT?
August 7, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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I dont "NETWORK", I do not "keep a consistent schedule", I don't try to make my art "stand out" on people's feeds. I POST MY ART. And if it flops, I DON'T CARE.
August 4, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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Blades '68: Player Principles handout.
August 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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February 20, 2025 at 11:29 AM
-So what's your Hexblade water-genasi wielding...?
-A Katuna
July 24, 2025 at 1:44 PM
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Alguien que te intenta vender One Piece y te dice "Este es Don Coño Deburra y es el mejor personaje del manga y del mejor arco". Y lo miras y es como una berenjena con la sonrisa de una vaca india.
July 20, 2025 at 8:15 PM