Slender Man
@theonlyslenderman.bsky.social
I'm in your dreams. He/Him. Better than Eminem at rapping. Whiter than sour cream. Dapper in my monochrome outfit. Father-to-be of Dongus Maximus. Opinions are my own. Collect my pages.
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Long time no see gang how is everyone doing
July 17, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Long time no see gang how is everyone doing
Hi everyone I forgot I was on Bluesky lol
April 27, 2025 at 12:24 AM
Hi everyone I forgot I was on Bluesky lol
A long thread but a good read
Welcome to, “Why Everything Sucks Now,” where the answer is always [greed/private equity/racism/Ronald Reagan/capitalism/Nazis/sexism]
I know that like, 3 people are ever going to read this at all (let alone get to the end) but it’s been bugging me, so I had to write it - and so it begins...
I know that like, 3 people are ever going to read this at all (let alone get to the end) but it’s been bugging me, so I had to write it - and so it begins...
March 7, 2025 at 8:46 AM
A long thread but a good read
Slendy here. Hope you all are doing ok all things considered <3
March 7, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Slendy here. Hope you all are doing ok all things considered <3
I felt kinda hansome in this one ngl
a man in a suit and white gloves is walking in a room with other people
ALT: a man in a suit and white gloves is walking in a room with other people
media.tenor.com
February 26, 2025 at 7:52 AM
I felt kinda hansome in this one ngl
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This is a huge “call your reps” moment. Dem, Rep, doesn’t matter. Kill the bill.
The government shuts down on March 14 unless Congress passes a new spending bill. Republicans need Democratic votes to pass anything, but they’re pushing a budget that slashes essential programs, attacks basic rights, and hands unchecked power over to Trump, Elon Musk, and their billionaire allies.
February 24, 2025 at 12:22 AM
This is a huge “call your reps” moment. Dem, Rep, doesn’t matter. Kill the bill.
I find it hard to believe that goals and dreams matter when the whole world is caving in to fascism right now
February 19, 2025 at 5:38 PM
I find it hard to believe that goals and dreams matter when the whole world is caving in to fascism right now
If Cascadia ever were to secede, they should invite Colorado to become an enclave territory. That would be pretty neat I think
February 19, 2025 at 5:00 PM
If Cascadia ever were to secede, they should invite Colorado to become an enclave territory. That would be pretty neat I think
Idea: Tesla pays me to take a cybertruck, then I take it out back and destroy it
when nobody wants your swastikar
February 17, 2025 at 12:43 AM
Idea: Tesla pays me to take a cybertruck, then I take it out back and destroy it
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Aside from the obvious, watching "gender ideology" be removed from quotes and accepted into common parlance in real time (as I watched "biological sex" do a few years back) is terrifying.
They are teaching you that we are not human, but "ideological".
They are teaching you not to value our lives.
They are teaching you that we are not human, but "ideological".
They are teaching you not to value our lives.
SCOOP: Naval Academy leaders sent an email to faculty this week that teaching about “divisive concepts” such as systemic racism + sexism is no longer permitted. Faculty also can’t talk about environmental justice or gender ideology. Our exclusive:
www.thebaltimorebanner.com/education/hi...
www.thebaltimorebanner.com/education/hi...
Naval Academy faculty to stop teaching on racism, sexism
After President Trump's recent DEI-focused executive order, Naval Academy faculty were told to stop teaching about systematic racism and sexism.
www.thebaltimorebanner.com
February 16, 2025 at 9:36 PM
Aside from the obvious, watching "gender ideology" be removed from quotes and accepted into common parlance in real time (as I watched "biological sex" do a few years back) is terrifying.
They are teaching you that we are not human, but "ideological".
They are teaching you not to value our lives.
They are teaching you that we are not human, but "ideological".
They are teaching you not to value our lives.
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I’d only add “make use of malicious compliance any chance you get”
February 3, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’d only add “make use of malicious compliance any chance you get”
Slender Man website be like: Collect my webpages
February 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Slender Man website be like: Collect my webpages
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And it looks like it’s official. Trump is ignoring court orders.
The rubicon has been crossed.
The rubicon has been crossed.
February 10, 2025 at 8:41 PM
And it looks like it’s official. Trump is ignoring court orders.
The rubicon has been crossed.
The rubicon has been crossed.
Gimme twenty dollars
February 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
Gimme twenty dollars
Good evening slendies, hope everyone is well
February 4, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Good evening slendies, hope everyone is well
Good morning slendies
Be sure to spray paint a giant red phallus on any Cybertruck you come across today
Be sure to spray paint a giant red phallus on any Cybertruck you come across today
February 2, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Good morning slendies
Be sure to spray paint a giant red phallus on any Cybertruck you come across today
Be sure to spray paint a giant red phallus on any Cybertruck you come across today
My apologies, I've been sliding into doomposting and FUD.
I'm just really scared. I as in the person running this account... and I don't really have any support or community in my local region.
I just want to exist in peace.
I'm just really scared. I as in the person running this account... and I don't really have any support or community in my local region.
I just want to exist in peace.
February 2, 2025 at 2:50 AM
My apologies, I've been sliding into doomposting and FUD.
I'm just really scared. I as in the person running this account... and I don't really have any support or community in my local region.
I just want to exist in peace.
I'm just really scared. I as in the person running this account... and I don't really have any support or community in my local region.
I just want to exist in peace.
My new conspiracy theory is that all of the slashing and burning in the aviation space (crashes and all) has been done to keep people (particularly highly targeted marginalized groups) from fleeing.
Take this with 30 grains of salt -- this is a hypothesis and not confirmed whatsoever.
Take this with 30 grains of salt -- this is a hypothesis and not confirmed whatsoever.
February 2, 2025 at 1:36 AM
My new conspiracy theory is that all of the slashing and burning in the aviation space (crashes and all) has been done to keep people (particularly highly targeted marginalized groups) from fleeing.
Take this with 30 grains of salt -- this is a hypothesis and not confirmed whatsoever.
Take this with 30 grains of salt -- this is a hypothesis and not confirmed whatsoever.
Good morning slendies. Stretch, take slow, deep breaths, drink some water, and remember: community is how we triumph against all odds.
February 1, 2025 at 5:17 PM
Good morning slendies. Stretch, take slow, deep breaths, drink some water, and remember: community is how we triumph against all odds.
Good night, slendies. Take care of yourselves, check up on your loved ones.
February 1, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Good night, slendies. Take care of yourselves, check up on your loved ones.
A friend made a good point to me after a conversation.
Not only must you arm yourself with weaponry and defenses, you must also fortify your mind.
Stay informed. Research, communicate, plan accordingly.
Outlast your enemy, but do not become them.
Not only must you arm yourself with weaponry and defenses, you must also fortify your mind.
Stay informed. Research, communicate, plan accordingly.
Outlast your enemy, but do not become them.
February 1, 2025 at 4:03 AM
A friend made a good point to me after a conversation.
Not only must you arm yourself with weaponry and defenses, you must also fortify your mind.
Stay informed. Research, communicate, plan accordingly.
Outlast your enemy, but do not become them.
Not only must you arm yourself with weaponry and defenses, you must also fortify your mind.
Stay informed. Research, communicate, plan accordingly.
Outlast your enemy, but do not become them.
"B-but they can't do that! It violates the law!"
Hun, "the law" doesn't matter in an authoritarian coup. "The law" as we knew it has ceased to exist.
Arm yourselves.
Hun, "the law" doesn't matter in an authoritarian coup. "The law" as we knew it has ceased to exist.
Arm yourselves.
February 1, 2025 at 3:22 AM
"B-but they can't do that! It violates the law!"
Hun, "the law" doesn't matter in an authoritarian coup. "The law" as we knew it has ceased to exist.
Arm yourselves.
Hun, "the law" doesn't matter in an authoritarian coup. "The law" as we knew it has ceased to exist.
Arm yourselves.
Vaxxmaxxing to spite RFK Jr.
January 31, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Vaxxmaxxing to spite RFK Jr.