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Slender Man
@theonlyslenderman.bsky.social
I'm in your dreams. He/Him. Better than Eminem at rapping. Whiter than sour cream. Dapper in my monochrome outfit. Father-to-be of Dongus Maximus. Opinions are my own. Collect my pages.
That was an interesting night
March 10, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Sorry, it's a force of habit...
March 8, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Also saying 15 years ago made me feel old fuck
February 27, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I'd be half tempted to try on mine if it wasn't sent to e-waste 15 years ago due to red ring of death... (Person Running This Account was a child at the time and their parents don't know electronics)
February 27, 2025 at 7:24 AM
I bet you could fry eggs on the Xbox 360 though
February 27, 2025 at 7:14 AM
oops...
February 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
I'm so sorry I didn't mean to scare you
February 26, 2025 at 7:51 AM
Thank you for the inclusion <3
February 24, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Good job 👍
February 24, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Collect my pages
February 24, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Lettuce Guacamole Bacon Tomato
February 24, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Clicker training the fan (@boyfailure.dev is this you?)
February 24, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Ok but what if they collected my pages instead
February 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I committed numerous war crimes (posting on main)
February 23, 2025 at 7:25 AM
I will become evil and collect your pages instead...
February 23, 2025 at 5:34 AM
It's a poll on X I bet half of them are lying lmao
February 20, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Oh yeah I look at domains quite a bit. It's more of a slenderman domain I figure would be pretty pricey due to interest. The price will probably go up seeing as you looked at it to get that screenshot, knowing how registrars work...

...worth it though?
February 17, 2025 at 5:00 PM