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Theolyss 🧚🏻‍♂️✨
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✨theo ~ he/they ~ personal account with heavy fandom bent ~ 18+ 🔞 minors dni ✨
Happy new year all ❤️❤️ I haven’t used this platform all that much yet, but it’s so much better than Twitter that I think I’ll be using it primarily moving forward—after a month long social media break
January 1, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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In: things happening that are good

Out: things happening that are bad
January 1, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been woken up in the middle of the night to the fire alarms going off because your housemate left pumpkin skins in the oven and forgot about them
January 1, 2025 at 1:24 PM
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It me.
Sorry to steal from Tumblr but this is so accurate it actually made me cry. The "paralysis of will" described here is the most painful symptom of my ADHD.
December 31, 2024 at 12:43 AM
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i love a good folgers holiday
December 28, 2024 at 4:54 PM
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Uhhh, hi! It's me, Bookshop.org, a place to buy books online where every purchase financially supports indie bookstores instead of some billionaire.
November 20, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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gonna post some of my old patterns here for fun :3 here's the frog & ginkgo design!
November 28, 2024 at 10:20 PM
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please do not "test" this you rubes. it wants you to do that. it is challenging you "please give me text on which to train." you marks you fools you absolute turnip truck accident victims
November 26, 2024 at 7:38 PM
Everyone pray for me we’re doing team building at work today
October 5, 2023 at 11:50 AM
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hey whats goin on everyone :)
September 30, 2023 at 4:31 PM
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Oh my my look at her :3
October 5, 2023 at 6:23 AM
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psst: yi citizens of bsky!! the songxuexiao exchange is back for its fourth year. sign ups open oct 13th, so get ready 🔪 pass it on!
about/schedule/faq/rules: sxx-exchange.tumblr.com
AO3 collection: archiveofourown.org/collections/...
discord: discord.gg/Bxs4S98JuQ
September 26, 2023 at 4:06 PM
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Spooky month
October 3, 2023 at 9:41 AM
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🔞 nsfw | modern spooky wangxian | ghost sex | groping | wwx is a slut for lwj's phantom touch | dubcon vibes | slutxian sunday | 👻📔

👻 wwx gets a ghost-ish boyfriend (happy ending) 👻

the first time it happens, wwx thinks he's imagining it, the sensation of a cold hand pushing into his underwear.
October 1, 2023 at 10:39 PM
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Wei Wuxian plays his flute to cheer you up
but it just raises your spirits
October 1, 2023 at 8:21 PM
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🐼=🤡 for this kinktober slutxian Sunday cuz im gonna attempt to type a short thread on my phone in a room full of children and old people as I wait for my moms chinese dance performance. Please excuse any typos lol

Prompt is ruined orgasm - should be pretty tame. =)
October 1, 2023 at 11:40 PM
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My favorite LQR-WWX interaction remains that time LQR roused himself from a dead faint just so he could yell for someone to stop that horrible flute, only to immediately pass out again
October 1, 2023 at 11:25 PM
Thinking about my Life Goals recently and they’re all just… let me have the food I want and see the people I love. Let me have time to read and bake and hike
September 30, 2023 at 2:50 PM
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FIC: Dreams by @quigonejinn

🌨️ 19k xiyao modern nyc au
🥟 heavy stuff with a happy ending
September 29, 2023 at 5:46 PM