TheNumbersTzar
@thenumberstzar.bsky.social
He/him nerd enthusiast.
The world is shit, but my toddler has peed in the toilet at daycare two days in a row. There’s at least a little hope left in me.
January 9, 2026 at 2:03 PM
The world is shit, but my toddler has peed in the toilet at daycare two days in a row. There’s at least a little hope left in me.
The older I get, the less I disagree with Magneto.
It's getting VERY difficult to disagree with Magneto...
January 8, 2026 at 5:43 PM
The older I get, the less I disagree with Magneto.
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Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
Black folk will tell you: The 1st thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.🤷🏿♂️
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
They lie because there's upside in it for them, and no downside.
No matter how many times they get caught lying, newspapers will print their next lie as the gospel truth.🤡
And people stop caring before truth hits
ICE lied about the person it shot, claiming he was a "criminal," but NBC finds that he had no criminal history whatsoever. Not even traffic tickets in 12 years! It also lied about the extent of the injuries to its agents....
January 7, 2026 at 8:53 PM
Evergreen:
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
The first thing cops say after an incident is always a lie.
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The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
January 7, 2026 at 8:26 PM
The “prosecute the former regime at every level” candidate has my vote in 2028.
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The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
the single line that has saved me the most hassle in my life is "lefty loosey righty tighty"
January 7, 2026 at 3:47 PM
The Spanish version is “the left liberates, the right oppresses” and once I learned that, both screws and politics made more sense
THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
January 7, 2026 at 2:45 PM
THE EMPEROR OF MANKIND WILL RETURN IN AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY
Got some painting done this weekend. Still need to add blood and basing, but I have to wait until I clear coat the model.
January 7, 2026 at 1:49 PM
Got some painting done this weekend. Still need to add blood and basing, but I have to wait until I clear coat the model.
Someone in my office re-heated food in our microwave, and the specific smell is bringing back memories of elementary school.
Nothing bad, but didn’t realize smell memories could hang on for 35ish years.
Nothing bad, but didn’t realize smell memories could hang on for 35ish years.
January 6, 2026 at 3:43 PM
Someone in my office re-heated food in our microwave, and the specific smell is bringing back memories of elementary school.
Nothing bad, but didn’t realize smell memories could hang on for 35ish years.
Nothing bad, but didn’t realize smell memories could hang on for 35ish years.
I broke my pinky finger. Playing Duck Duck Goose. At age 18. At a high school graduation party.
What's the most ridiculous way you ever hurt yourself? I got out of the tub, skidded in water and tripped over the toilet. Ankle sprain.
😅
😅
January 6, 2026 at 2:28 AM
I broke my pinky finger. Playing Duck Duck Goose. At age 18. At a high school graduation party.
I have a feeling that these are about to get a lot
Of use.
Of use.
January 3, 2026 at 1:13 PM
I have a feeling that these are about to get a lot
Of use.
Of use.
It’s too early for this shit.
a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .
ALT: a man is covering his face with his hand and saying `` seriously '' .
media.tenor.com
January 3, 2026 at 12:23 PM
It’s too early for this shit.
I’ll be listening to Fela Kuti and dancing for a full 5 min before I realize what song it is.
There are songs you remember, and songs your body remembers before your brain catches up.
January 3, 2026 at 1:09 AM
I’ll be listening to Fela Kuti and dancing for a full 5 min before I realize what song it is.
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Hot take: The male loneliness epidemic is real, and it's caused by the whole "manosphere" turning a big chunk of men into unpleasant little fucks nobody wants to be around.
January 2, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Hot take: The male loneliness epidemic is real, and it's caused by the whole "manosphere" turning a big chunk of men into unpleasant little fucks nobody wants to be around.
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At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
How 2026 was depicted in the sci-fi classic 'Metropolis' (1927)
January 2, 2026 at 11:57 AM
At least we don’t live in a world of staggering class disparity in which a tech magnate attempts to quash left-wing sentiment using sexualized artificial intelligence!
Hi, I’m white water rafting.
To the point that I had the non-panicked thought, “I’m not getting enough oxygen to my brain. I’m going to die.” Then I blacked out. Next thing I remember was being hauled into a boat and throwing up a LOT of river water.
To the point that I had the non-panicked thought, “I’m not getting enough oxygen to my brain. I’m going to die.” Then I blacked out. Next thing I remember was being hauled into a boat and throwing up a LOT of river water.
January 2, 2026 at 1:57 AM
Hi, I’m white water rafting.
To the point that I had the non-panicked thought, “I’m not getting enough oxygen to my brain. I’m going to die.” Then I blacked out. Next thing I remember was being hauled into a boat and throwing up a LOT of river water.
To the point that I had the non-panicked thought, “I’m not getting enough oxygen to my brain. I’m going to die.” Then I blacked out. Next thing I remember was being hauled into a boat and throwing up a LOT of river water.
@merriam-webster.com needs to chill out.
January 1, 2026 at 7:19 PM
@merriam-webster.com needs to chill out.
New year new run
January 1, 2026 at 7:06 PM
New year new run
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A thread where I try to remember what I did in 2025.
In no particular order.
In no particular order.
January 1, 2026 at 2:02 AM
A thread where I try to remember what I did in 2025.
In no particular order.
In no particular order.
My 2025 reading review.
28 books completed at approximately 11,481 pages including audiobooks.
28 books completed at approximately 11,481 pages including audiobooks.
December 31, 2025 at 6:26 PM
My 2025 reading review.
28 books completed at approximately 11,481 pages including audiobooks.
28 books completed at approximately 11,481 pages including audiobooks.
For when you need to visit the upside down.
I know its for pain relief but the color and name just makes me think you can take a sip to make your whole body hurt
December 31, 2025 at 12:21 PM
For when you need to visit the upside down.
That time I missed out on the biggest show of my musical career to visit my (now) wife’s family.
Worth it.
Worth it.
December 30, 2025 at 2:15 PM
That time I missed out on the biggest show of my musical career to visit my (now) wife’s family.
Worth it.
Worth it.
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Chemical Romance
The Chemical Romance
Ruin two bands by combining them:
wu tang of four
wu tang of four
ruin two bands by combining them:
the aerosmiths
the aerosmiths
December 29, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Ruin two bands by combining them:
The Chemical Romance
The Chemical Romance
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Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.
December 29, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Palantir. Sauron. CyberDyne. Blackrock. Mr Beast Inc. Cerberus. Blackwater. Anduril. Citizen. Citadel. Gilead. Bain Capital. Darktrace. Oracle. Umbra.