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thenewrapunzel.bsky.social
Kayla
@thenewrapunzel.bsky.social
She/Her

Board games, cats, baking, colours.

Bonus content: Animals I meet at work and weird things people say to me.
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Got a new job. Have to go door to door. 🚪
It’s okay though, best part of job is meeting animals. Gonna start getting photos if I can because animals are amazing.
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Most men wont even know where to find this place, even with directions
The new statue of the Madonna at Santa Teresa di Gallura is an "abstract of Mary's form" 👀
September 9, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Look I’m not an incapable person. I’m just an exhausted one.
September 9, 2025 at 9:34 PM
My favourite part of @amazonprime.bsky.social asking if I like The Mentalist, is that my prime history shows my wife and I have watched it at least 4 times in the last 8 years.
September 9, 2025 at 5:36 AM
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Rancid school lunches $150 million
Pay equity $0
Landlords $2.6 billion
No ferries $500 million
Racist shit from ACT $6 million

Someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this, my country is dying
Hey babe, the new worst version of the 'the govt is like a household' meme just dropped
May 8, 2025 at 2:51 AM
New Zealand! Stand up for stronger animal welfare protections, responsible pet ownership, and making sure every pet is microchipped and registered. 📢 All signatures will be sent to the government in May 2025 —make sure yours is included! 🖊

#NationalPetDayNZ #PledgeForPets
National Pet Day Pledge — Companion Animals New Zealand
www.companionanimals.nz
April 25, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Ladies, it is not even 3pm. We are not feeding you yet.
April 15, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Today I had an elderly person literally open their door and say “wow I can’t believe you’re working a Sunday.” And then close the door before I even said a thing.
April 13, 2025 at 5:14 AM
Nala. Nala wants all the scratches, scritches, pets, pats and squishes. But the belly….thats a trap. One I might have fallen into if I wasn’t working… 14/10 might fall into the trap next time.
April 13, 2025 at 1:31 AM
This is Chip. His sister Dale passed away. He’s pretty cool but doesn’t know whether to be grumpy or love the ear scritches. 12/10 would greet him happily again
April 13, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Wanda will of course be a frequent occurrence here. 100/10 I will smush my face into her belly every day for the rest of our lives
April 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Sammy the Samoyed. Looks like a cloud. Feels like a cloud. Just wants to be involved. 14/10 Would squish my face into their fur if they were mine.
April 11, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Avery. A guard dog of small proportions. She did her job well, apart from immediately being distracted by pets and needing a little nap. Recent nasal clearing meant she could smell everything, including my sunscreen which she proceeded to lick off my ankles. 15/10 would give so many scritches.
April 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
A terrible photo of Petra. Petra gets excited and snorts like a piggy. She’s old. She’s chill. She just wants to love everyone. 12/10 would cuddle for life.
April 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I don’t know her name. But I know her needs. From 30 metres away she clocked me, sauntered over while chatting away and requested all the pats. Bonus; while I was talking to the household, she wound around my legs and demanded pets from them. She’s not even their cat. 11/10 would pat for hours.
April 11, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Meet FenFen. He’s a 13 year old husky. Moulted all over me, gave me a few licks, peed on every tree in his front yard. 11/10 an excellent gentleman.
April 11, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Got a new job. Have to go door to door. 🚪
It’s okay though, best part of job is meeting animals. Gonna start getting photos if I can because animals are amazing.
April 11, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Wanda thinks my sleep is a game. It’s 2.15am and she starts smacking the bathroom door. I get up, she runs down the stairs with a lil brrrp.
April 5, 2025 at 2:16 PM
My favourite anime sub-genre @crunchyroll.com
March 25, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The cats always know something is going on when we don’t open their window for outside….. it’s checkup day!
March 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
If you want a friggin good book, read L M Juniper’s How We End. Because WOW
March 20, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Every time we get home or wake up we have to go outside with Whisper (cat) and tell her she is “so pretty, so clever, so brave!” While she rolls around on the patio.
I ask my cat several times a day if she is a muffin
I’ll just be asking my dog the most unanswerable existential questions all day long like “are you the best boy?” and “how did you get so scruffy?” and “what are these little teefies for?” and then wonder why he needs to sleep 17 hours a day
March 7, 2025 at 6:36 AM
After putting it off for six weeks I decided today was the day to finish Dragon Age Veilguard.

Ooof.
March 5, 2025 at 6:34 AM
The resemblance is uncanny
February 16, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Our next door neighbours (2 houses over) have been BLASTING Hillsong Christian Music from 10+ years ago. (SINCE 8am)
February 12, 2025 at 8:22 PM