Laurenn V
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Laurenn V
@themountainwitch.bsky.social
astrology pilled childless cat lady
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I’m just gonna follow every single person I see that’s funny on here
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Video in question. Let's make it viral again.
April 4, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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turns out the United States was an incredible moneymaking engine that ran on wokeness
April 4, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Hope it was worth it to stop a few of us from peeing.
April 4, 2025 at 4:40 PM
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Wall Street bets discord is so goddamn funny right now
April 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
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aliens are real but they all died from smoking weed
February 24, 2025 at 4:13 PM
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Luigi Mangione attending court today in New York.
February 21, 2025 at 9:36 PM
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February 16, 2025 at 11:41 PM
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One day the history books will look back on this time in our country and say “why didn’t someone do something?”
February 13, 2025 at 7:21 PM
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Most of the world’s brightest minds are hard at work developing new ways for you to get depression from a computer
February 7, 2025 at 1:40 AM
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Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane?
February 6, 2025 at 1:54 PM
There’s something empowering about every step you take in a harsh winter.

Doing the bare minimum is good enough in the cold.

The pressure to perform disappears - you are given permission to rest, for a little while, while the world is painted white
February 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
I’m just gonna follow every single person I see that’s funny on here
February 7, 2025 at 4:08 AM
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I'm so sad that folks still mistake Libertarianism for libertarianism. Only Americans could take a socialist philosophy and twist it into plutocracy.
February 6, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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February 6, 2025 at 6:34 PM
RFK should consider
1. subsidizing Sweetgreen to the point it’s cheaper than McDonald’s @sweetgreen.bsky.social

2. building more Sweetgreens in food deserts
January 31, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Did anyone else in Boston see this from the Harvard Bridge?!? The Charles River freeze this winter has been crazy

#boston #charlesriver #harvardbridge
January 27, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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Teach yourself how to Dougie. It is not my job to educate you
January 22, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Manifesting a Fred again & Grimes collab #music #grimes #fredagain #edm
January 14, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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I fear there is deep truth here.
January 11, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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My wife is reuniting with her Japanese friends from childhood & they keep saying ‘TORAMPU (Trump)’ in a way that would make my shmeat invert into my body like a scared turtle if somebody said my shit like that 😭😭😭
December 28, 2024 at 4:01 AM
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the feminine urge to live out the rest of my days in a spooky coastal town with my cat, drinking tea, reading books, casting spells. maybe terrorize a few tourists now and then.
December 24, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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the great part about social media is every new day is a new opportunity to witness the worst thing you’ve ever seen
December 20, 2024 at 11:17 PM
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Post nut clarity? You mean you came to find out
December 17, 2024 at 5:02 PM
I want to make #Bluesky fun with yall but Social media is just in its flop era
December 16, 2024 at 3:00 AM