John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
@themfnking.bsky.social
I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot.
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
Pinned
I've been told I swear a fucking LOT. I'm very fucking sweary. Followers be warned!
I didn't call home this Thanksgiving and my mom messaged today wondering why. How do I tell her it's because she voted for a rapist, is why?
November 30, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I didn't call home this Thanksgiving and my mom messaged today wondering why. How do I tell her it's because she voted for a rapist, is why?
Ariana Grande really became very bulimic, hasn't she? Goddamn, bitch, eat some food and don't throw it up already! You nasty looking now
November 24, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Ariana Grande really became very bulimic, hasn't she? Goddamn, bitch, eat some food and don't throw it up already! You nasty looking now
I have been railing against social media's harmful mental health effects for YEARS and nobody took me seriously. To this day, I have a very strict "no social media" policy for my kids in my house. Now it's starting to become more main stream
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com
November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
I have been railing against social media's harmful mental health effects for YEARS and nobody took me seriously. To this day, I have a very strict "no social media" policy for my kids in my house. Now it's starting to become more main stream
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
www.reuters.com/sustainabili...
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Bluesky is the place to go post things you don't want anybody to see (because nobody, NOBODY will see it)
November 24, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Bluesky is the place to go post things you don't want anybody to see (because nobody, NOBODY will see it)
Reposted by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Reposted by John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
Bitch, your skin burns super easily and you're like 10 times more susceptible to cancer just from being outside too long. Go ahead and tell me how you're "superior" because you're white
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Bitch, your skin burns super easily and you're like 10 times more susceptible to cancer just from being outside too long. Go ahead and tell me how you're "superior" because you're white
Ariana Grande looks disgusting now. OMG, fucking eat something, bitch
November 19, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Ariana Grande looks disgusting now. OMG, fucking eat something, bitch
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
I could watch this over and over all day
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I could watch this over and over all day
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a public service announcement: Everybody needs to put aside their sympathy for Dick Cheney and remember the incredible piece of shit, war criminal he was
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is a public service announcement: Everybody needs to put aside their sympathy for Dick Cheney and remember the incredible piece of shit, war criminal he was
How soon is too soon to celebrate christmas? If it's more than 2 weeks until christmas, then it's too fucking soon
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How soon is too soon to celebrate christmas? If it's more than 2 weeks until christmas, then it's too fucking soon
I don't normally steal because, you know, I'm not complete shit. But this is the year that has PUSHED me to really take every fucking thing I can
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don't normally steal because, you know, I'm not complete shit. But this is the year that has PUSHED me to really take every fucking thing I can
If I go to the dentist and I see a white hygienist, I'm like "boy, I hope they're qualified" because you KNOW they STOLE that job from a Black person who is much, much smarter
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If I go to the dentist and I see a white hygienist, I'm like "boy, I hope they're qualified" because you KNOW they STOLE that job from a Black person who is much, much smarter
Christianity is the sword the right is using to slit the throat of America.
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Christianity is the sword the right is using to slit the throat of America.
Christianity is not compatible with Western civilization
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Christianity is not compatible with Western civilization
America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated christian areas are a threat to America.
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated christian areas are a threat to America.
The American Republican party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes more white
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The American Republican party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes more white