John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
themfnking.bsky.social
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
@themfnking.bsky.social
I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot.

私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。

https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
I could watch this over and over all day
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
No Kings Day snuck up on me after I already made other plans, so I won't be going to a protest, but as an alternative, I'm wearing my Fuck Trump shirt ALL DAY
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
September 18, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Fixed it for you
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Fixed it for you
September 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
🤣🤣🤣
August 31, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Picked up a new heater today to protect myself from those psycho MAGAts. And of course you know I got the hollow points in it. Fuck maga 🖕🖕 Let em come try me
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
August 25, 2025 at 10:17 PM
August 24, 2025 at 11:43 AM
August 20, 2025 at 2:58 PM
So true
August 19, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Feels like 37° with 57% humidity 🔥🔥🫠
August 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Make sure you have those hollow points when ice show up, or when hunting MAGAts
August 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
I fucking love weed tincture. This little ass couple of drops is equivalent to a whole ass joint (the stuff I make is). It's strong, and has super long legs.

(Btw, if you would like to purchase some, reach out to me)
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I'm a full stack developer! I ain't afraid of nothin' 🤣🤣
August 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
OMG who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
August 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Wish I could repost this ONE BILLION TIMES
August 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Check out these cute little corncob pipes I ordered. Holy crap they are so cute! Plus I got a new poker corncob also
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
It's so nice out today, I actually went for a walk and I saw this tree that was blown over a couple weeks ago. Must've been about a 2 ft trunk. It looked perfectly healthy wo disease before it was cracked in half like a pencil. Nature is very powerful
August 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
August 1, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Feels like 41°C. That's 106°F. And it's 60% humidity, too! So, you know, just another super awesome day. It's not like climate change is real or anything 😑
July 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Smoking my Baraccini Strattura Ebano 202 pipe today. They don't make these pipes anymore
July 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Call me crazy
July 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM