John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
@themfnking.bsky.social
I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot.
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
I could watch this over and over all day
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I could watch this over and over all day
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
No Kings Day snuck up on me after I already made other plans, so I won't be going to a protest, but as an alternative, I'm wearing my Fuck Trump shirt ALL DAY
October 18, 2025 at 3:20 PM
No Kings Day snuck up on me after I already made other plans, so I won't be going to a protest, but as an alternative, I'm wearing my Fuck Trump shirt ALL DAY
Fixed it for you
September 7, 2025 at 12:59 PM
Fixed it for you
Fixed it for you
September 1, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Fixed it for you
Picked up a new heater today to protect myself from those psycho MAGAts. And of course you know I got the hollow points in it. Fuck maga 🖕🖕 Let em come try me
August 29, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Picked up a new heater today to protect myself from those psycho MAGAts. And of course you know I got the hollow points in it. Fuck maga 🖕🖕 Let em come try me
Feels like 37° with 57% humidity 🔥🔥🫠
August 14, 2025 at 8:15 PM
Feels like 37° with 57% humidity 🔥🔥🫠
Make sure you have those hollow points when ice show up, or when hunting MAGAts
August 10, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Make sure you have those hollow points when ice show up, or when hunting MAGAts
I fucking love weed tincture. This little ass couple of drops is equivalent to a whole ass joint (the stuff I make is). It's strong, and has super long legs.
(Btw, if you would like to purchase some, reach out to me)
(Btw, if you would like to purchase some, reach out to me)
August 10, 2025 at 12:00 AM
I fucking love weed tincture. This little ass couple of drops is equivalent to a whole ass joint (the stuff I make is). It's strong, and has super long legs.
(Btw, if you would like to purchase some, reach out to me)
(Btw, if you would like to purchase some, reach out to me)
I'm a full stack developer! I ain't afraid of nothin' 🤣🤣
August 9, 2025 at 10:49 PM
I'm a full stack developer! I ain't afraid of nothin' 🤣🤣
OMG who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
August 3, 2025 at 11:39 PM
OMG who did this? 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Wish I could repost this ONE BILLION TIMES
August 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Wish I could repost this ONE BILLION TIMES
Check out these cute little corncob pipes I ordered. Holy crap they are so cute! Plus I got a new poker corncob also
August 2, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Check out these cute little corncob pipes I ordered. Holy crap they are so cute! Plus I got a new poker corncob also
It's so nice out today, I actually went for a walk and I saw this tree that was blown over a couple weeks ago. Must've been about a 2 ft trunk. It looked perfectly healthy wo disease before it was cracked in half like a pencil. Nature is very powerful
August 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's so nice out today, I actually went for a walk and I saw this tree that was blown over a couple weeks ago. Must've been about a 2 ft trunk. It looked perfectly healthy wo disease before it was cracked in half like a pencil. Nature is very powerful
Feels like 41°C. That's 106°F. And it's 60% humidity, too! So, you know, just another super awesome day. It's not like climate change is real or anything 😑
July 31, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Feels like 41°C. That's 106°F. And it's 60% humidity, too! So, you know, just another super awesome day. It's not like climate change is real or anything 😑
Smoking my Baraccini Strattura Ebano 202 pipe today. They don't make these pipes anymore
July 31, 2025 at 11:45 AM
Smoking my Baraccini Strattura Ebano 202 pipe today. They don't make these pipes anymore
Call me crazy
July 30, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Call me crazy