John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
@themfnking.bsky.social
I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot.
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。
https://callup.luffa.im/c/2AtwNdogXqk/1733927828768/DrGreenthumb
Pinned
I've been told I swear a fucking LOT. I'm very fucking sweary. Followers be warned!
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
I could watch this over and over all day
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
I could watch this over and over all day
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is a public service announcement: Everybody needs to put aside their sympathy for Dick Cheney and remember the incredible piece of shit, war criminal he was
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
This is a public service announcement: Everybody needs to put aside their sympathy for Dick Cheney and remember the incredible piece of shit, war criminal he was
How soon is too soon to celebrate christmas? If it's more than 2 weeks until christmas, then it's too fucking soon
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
How soon is too soon to celebrate christmas? If it's more than 2 weeks until christmas, then it's too fucking soon
I don't normally steal because, you know, I'm not complete shit. But this is the year that has PUSHED me to really take every fucking thing I can
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I don't normally steal because, you know, I'm not complete shit. But this is the year that has PUSHED me to really take every fucking thing I can
If I go to the dentist and I see a white hygienist, I'm like "boy, I hope they're qualified" because you KNOW they STOLE that job from a Black person who is much, much smarter
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
If I go to the dentist and I see a white hygienist, I'm like "boy, I hope they're qualified" because you KNOW they STOLE that job from a Black person who is much, much smarter
Christianity is the sword the right is using to slit the throat of America.
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Christianity is the sword the right is using to slit the throat of America.
Christianity is not compatible with Western civilization
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
Christianity is not compatible with Western civilization
America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated christian areas are a threat to America.
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated christian areas are a threat to America.
The American Republican party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes more white
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
The American Republican party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes more white
America was at its peak when we increased immigration for 40 years (1880 - 1920) and we increased our foreign-born percentage to its highest level ever. We should be unafraid to do that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
America was at its peak when we increased immigration for 40 years (1880 - 1920) and we increased our foreign-born percentage to its highest level ever. We should be unafraid to do that.
We need to have a Nuremberg-style trial for every white male christian. We need it immediately
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
We need to have a Nuremberg-style trial for every white male christian. We need it immediately
Reject masculism, submit to your wife, guys. You are not in charge
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Reject masculism, submit to your wife, guys. You are not in charge
Prove me wrong
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
Prove me wrong
If we would have said that Tucker Carlson & George W. Bush & Lindsey Graham & Brett Kavanaugh were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If we would have said that Tucker Carlson & George W. Bush & Lindsey Graham & Brett Kavanaugh were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us
If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who's a moronic white woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who's a moronic white woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?
Happening all the time in urban America, prowling whites go around for fun to go target Black people, that’s a fact. It's been happening for centuries, and it’s happening more and more
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Happening all the time in urban America, prowling whites go around for fun to go target Black people, that’s a fact. It's been happening for centuries, and it’s happening more and more
If you're a gun-toting, bible-quoting white man, do you get treated better than a Black lesbian?
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If you're a gun-toting, bible-quoting white man, do you get treated better than a Black lesbian?
If I see a White pilot, I'm going to be like "boy, I hope he's qualified"
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
If I see a White pilot, I'm going to be like "boy, I hope he's qualified"
Put want in one hand and shit in the other and see which hand fills up first
- my grandfather
- my grandfather
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Put want in one hand and shit in the other and see which hand fills up first
- my grandfather
- my grandfather
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Join the club buddy
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Join the club buddy