John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
themfnking.bsky.social
John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt
@themfnking.bsky.social
I'm just an idiot. Also, I'm invisible. An invisible idiot.

私はただ、マリファナを栽培したり吸ったり、ソフトウェアを開発したりするのが好きな普通の男です。英語は私の母国語です。私は日本語を勉強しています。

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I've been told I swear a fucking LOT. I'm very fucking sweary. Followers be warned!
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Good Morning
November 14, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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My type: someone supportive and warm who I can curl up and relax with. Wait, that's my bed.
November 13, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Mike Johnson looks like every single closeted homosexual Christian that ever existed all at once in one person
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I could watch this over and over all day
November 11, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Winsome Earle-Sears be like
November 5, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Somebody take Winsome Earle-Sears to the burn ward. That shit has to hurt 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
November 5, 2025 at 2:35 AM
This is a public service announcement: Everybody needs to put aside their sympathy for Dick Cheney and remember the incredible piece of shit, war criminal he was
November 4, 2025 at 9:00 PM
How soon is too soon to celebrate christmas? If it's more than 2 weeks until christmas, then it's too fucking soon
November 3, 2025 at 8:40 PM
I don't normally steal because, you know, I'm not complete shit. But this is the year that has PUSHED me to really take every fucking thing I can
November 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
If I go to the dentist and I see a white hygienist, I'm like "boy, I hope they're qualified" because you KNOW they STOLE that job from a Black person who is much, much smarter
November 3, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Christianity is the sword the right is using to slit the throat of America.
November 3, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Christianity is not compatible with Western civilization
November 3, 2025 at 6:31 PM
America has freedom of religion, of course, but we should be frank: large dedicated christian areas are a threat to America.
November 3, 2025 at 6:29 PM
The American Republican party hates this country. They wanna see it collapse. They love it when America becomes more white
November 3, 2025 at 6:28 PM
America was at its peak when we increased immigration for 40 years (1880 - 1920) and we increased our foreign-born percentage to its highest level ever. We should be unafraid to do that.
November 3, 2025 at 6:26 PM
We need to have a Nuremberg-style trial for every white male christian. We need it immediately
November 3, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Reject masculism, submit to your wife, guys. You are not in charge
November 3, 2025 at 6:19 PM
Prove me wrong
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 PM
If we would have said that Tucker Carlson & George W. Bush & Lindsey Graham & Brett Kavanaugh were affirmative action picks, we would have been called racists. Now they’re coming out and they’re saying it for us
November 3, 2025 at 6:15 PM
If I’m dealing with somebody in customer service who's a moronic white woman, I wonder is she there because of her excellence, or is she there because of affirmative action?
November 3, 2025 at 6:07 PM
Happening all the time in urban America, prowling whites go around for fun to go target Black people, that’s a fact. It's been happening for centuries, and it’s happening more and more
November 3, 2025 at 6:06 PM
If you're a gun-toting, bible-quoting white man, do you get treated better than a Black lesbian?
November 3, 2025 at 6:02 PM
If I see a White pilot, I'm going to be like "boy, I hope he's qualified"
November 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Put want in one hand and shit in the other and see which hand fills up first

- my grandfather
November 3, 2025 at 1:51 AM
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Join the club buddy
November 2, 2025 at 10:09 PM