Becca
@thelegendofbecca.bsky.social
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Sucks they never got to collab
May 7, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Sucks they never got to collab
Imagine being 65 years old and giving your coworker the silent treatment
March 2, 2025 at 9:47 PM
Imagine being 65 years old and giving your coworker the silent treatment
Hey, is it possible I can replace my car horn with the sound of a gunshot?
February 21, 2025 at 1:54 AM
Hey, is it possible I can replace my car horn with the sound of a gunshot?
I’m one more shitty headline away from smoking cigarettes again
February 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
I’m one more shitty headline away from smoking cigarettes again
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I gave a little gray alien some baja blast and a xanax and he's been break dancing for 5 hours straight
February 9, 2025 at 5:15 PM
I gave a little gray alien some baja blast and a xanax and he's been break dancing for 5 hours straight
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My annual tradition of buying lots of my favorite snacks for a big Super Bowl party and then "accidentally" forgetting to invite anyone over.
February 9, 2025 at 5:06 PM
My annual tradition of buying lots of my favorite snacks for a big Super Bowl party and then "accidentally" forgetting to invite anyone over.
Thank god for the American Revolution
February 9, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Thank god for the American Revolution
Do u ever
-think of what to do next
-get distracted by phone
-forget
-remember
-phone
-forget
And suddenly it’s almost time for dinner?
-think of what to do next
-get distracted by phone
-forget
-remember
-phone
-forget
And suddenly it’s almost time for dinner?
February 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Do u ever
-think of what to do next
-get distracted by phone
-forget
-remember
-phone
-forget
And suddenly it’s almost time for dinner?
-think of what to do next
-get distracted by phone
-forget
-remember
-phone
-forget
And suddenly it’s almost time for dinner?
My kink is literally dying
February 6, 2025 at 2:56 AM
My kink is literally dying
I reached into my bottle of melatonin to grab a pill and I somehow got powder on my fingers and I’m wondering what would happen if I snorted it.
February 5, 2025 at 2:13 AM
I reached into my bottle of melatonin to grab a pill and I somehow got powder on my fingers and I’m wondering what would happen if I snorted it.
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stop asking me if i’m 'ok.' i’m not 'ok.' i’m better than ok. i’m eatimg shit out of my fridge in my undies
February 4, 2025 at 3:29 AM
stop asking me if i’m 'ok.' i’m not 'ok.' i’m better than ok. i’m eatimg shit out of my fridge in my undies
I don’t know what the bigger red flag was: him raw dogging ramen right out of the package or the fact that he was an alcoholic.
February 4, 2025 at 4:19 AM
I don’t know what the bigger red flag was: him raw dogging ramen right out of the package or the fact that he was an alcoholic.
Is there a historical fiction novel about Groundhog Day? I feel like that would be so strange to read. Send me recs.
February 4, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Is there a historical fiction novel about Groundhog Day? I feel like that would be so strange to read. Send me recs.
I just heard police sirens and my first instinct was that it’s the ground beef I’m cooking on the stove
February 3, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I just heard police sirens and my first instinct was that it’s the ground beef I’m cooking on the stove
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I feel like i shld go get a burger before the country swiftly collapses
February 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I feel like i shld go get a burger before the country swiftly collapses
Someone once told me I “laugh backwards” and I’ve been thinking about it for 9 years. Thanks Ian.
February 3, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Someone once told me I “laugh backwards” and I’ve been thinking about it for 9 years. Thanks Ian.
I called twice about my car’s repairs within 48 hours, texted once, and the advisor didn’t answer me and never returned my calls. I’m worried I was too clingy and scared him off.
February 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I called twice about my car’s repairs within 48 hours, texted once, and the advisor didn’t answer me and never returned my calls. I’m worried I was too clingy and scared him off.
My car is currently in the shop...
Having my car and staying in: relaxing, cost efficient, cozy
Not having my car and staying in: paranoia, stir crazy, unease
Having my car and staying in: relaxing, cost efficient, cozy
Not having my car and staying in: paranoia, stir crazy, unease
January 31, 2025 at 7:33 PM
My car is currently in the shop...
Having my car and staying in: relaxing, cost efficient, cozy
Not having my car and staying in: paranoia, stir crazy, unease
Having my car and staying in: relaxing, cost efficient, cozy
Not having my car and staying in: paranoia, stir crazy, unease
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I finished reading the saddest story ever and it ended with the recipe that I was initially looking for.
January 31, 2025 at 4:50 PM
I finished reading the saddest story ever and it ended with the recipe that I was initially looking for.
My local gas station/convenience store also became a smoke shop a while back, and now they’re opening a fried chicken joint in there…I’m oddly excited. Guess the state I live in.
January 31, 2025 at 5:51 PM
My local gas station/convenience store also became a smoke shop a while back, and now they’re opening a fried chicken joint in there…I’m oddly excited. Guess the state I live in.
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Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things
like chips or candy. Use the science of relativity:
Chips or candy is healthier than crystal meth.
Take another handful and be thankful.
like chips or candy. Use the science of relativity:
Chips or candy is healthier than crystal meth.
Take another handful and be thankful.
January 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
Never feel bad about eating unhealthy things
like chips or candy. Use the science of relativity:
Chips or candy is healthier than crystal meth.
Take another handful and be thankful.
like chips or candy. Use the science of relativity:
Chips or candy is healthier than crystal meth.
Take another handful and be thankful.