witti
@wittiskey.bsky.social
I'm the cat that curiosity hasn't killed yet...
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witti
@wittiskey.bsky.social
· Jan 31
I finished reading the saddest story ever and it ended with the recipe that I was initially looking for.
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If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
June 15, 2025 at 10:32 PM
If you're worried about people remembering every embarrassing thing you did, think about it. Can you remember other people's embarrassing moments? No. That's because you're the only one who's ever done something embarrassing. What the fuck is wrong with you lmao
The difference between the Mona Lisa and The Scream is the subject’s willingness to be trapped in a painting by an evil wizard.
May 12, 2025 at 12:22 PM
The difference between the Mona Lisa and The Scream is the subject’s willingness to be trapped in a painting by an evil wizard.
Ohio = bad
Oklahoma = OK
Are there other state slang words?
Oklahoma = OK
Are there other state slang words?
April 26, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Ohio = bad
Oklahoma = OK
Are there other state slang words?
Oklahoma = OK
Are there other state slang words?
Wow! It seems like everyone’s bread has risen from their sourdough starter today.
April 20, 2025 at 6:09 PM
Wow! It seems like everyone’s bread has risen from their sourdough starter today.
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assigned annoying at birth
April 19, 2025 at 2:59 AM
assigned annoying at birth
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How to amass an army:
1) find a body of water
2) feed the water fowl
1) find a body of water
2) feed the water fowl
March 12, 2025 at 12:33 PM
How to amass an army:
1) find a body of water
2) feed the water fowl
1) find a body of water
2) feed the water fowl
It’s really easy to boycott Tesla when you can’t afford one. 💁🏼♂️
March 12, 2025 at 1:11 AM
It’s really easy to boycott Tesla when you can’t afford one. 💁🏼♂️
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At this point, I’m just gonna plant my eggs and grow a couple chicken trees.
March 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
At this point, I’m just gonna plant my eggs and grow a couple chicken trees.
Nintendo releases a new war propaganda game called Miilitia. 🫡
March 7, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Nintendo releases a new war propaganda game called Miilitia. 🫡
Great news! Reese’s eggs are roughly the same price as last year.
The economy and nature are healing. 😇
The economy and nature are healing. 😇
March 7, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Great news! Reese’s eggs are roughly the same price as last year.
The economy and nature are healing. 😇
The economy and nature are healing. 😇
That’s where I draw the line.
-me, after I am told to draw a line.
-me, after I am told to draw a line.
March 7, 2025 at 5:56 PM
That’s where I draw the line.
-me, after I am told to draw a line.
-me, after I am told to draw a line.
Sorry. For. Making. You. Pause. Between. Words.
March 7, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Sorry. For. Making. You. Pause. Between. Words.
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…and for my next trick I’ll make your happiness disappear.
March 7, 2025 at 2:42 PM
…and for my next trick I’ll make your happiness disappear.
NOW That’s What I Call Screaming Into The Void! Volume 2 🎶
March 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
NOW That’s What I Call Screaming Into The Void! Volume 2 🎶
Living the dream! (deceitful)
March 6, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Living the dream! (deceitful)
I love tariff*
*tariff off my pants when I’m at home
*tariff off my pants when I’m at home
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
I love tariff*
*tariff off my pants when I’m at home
*tariff off my pants when I’m at home