Bearie Rene Scott
@thelumbersnack.bsky.social
openly fat. stupid & bad.
STL ➡️ CHI
STL ➡️ CHI
Pinned
ever since I was a kid I knew I wanted to be a gay guy in his 30s
I need a prescription strength pizza after the day I’ve had
January 28, 2026 at 7:49 PM
I need a prescription strength pizza after the day I’ve had
sometimes these gay bars post pictures and 95% of the clientele photographed looks like they gave themselves type 2 fetal alcohol syndrome
January 22, 2026 at 11:06 PM
sometimes these gay bars post pictures and 95% of the clientele photographed looks like they gave themselves type 2 fetal alcohol syndrome
peace and humptiness forever!!
January 22, 2026 at 8:09 PM
peace and humptiness forever!!
currently reading
January 20, 2026 at 2:58 AM
currently reading
upgraded to a color kindle this week and I am not the same person I was
January 17, 2026 at 2:30 PM
upgraded to a color kindle this week and I am not the same person I was
if Jessica Wild ever sold Gringa Puerca merch, I’d buy one in every color
January 14, 2026 at 10:49 PM
if Jessica Wild ever sold Gringa Puerca merch, I’d buy one in every color
this morning nearly killed me btw
January 14, 2026 at 8:26 PM
this morning nearly killed me btw
a lot about Ginger Minj makes sense when you remember her highest level of education is Florida high school
January 13, 2026 at 2:13 PM
a lot about Ginger Minj makes sense when you remember her highest level of education is Florida high school
this year I want to start a lil book club but instead of everybody reading the same book (which is still totally allowed) we all meet up once a month to talk about what we've been reading and eat pizza
January 13, 2026 at 12:50 AM
this year I want to start a lil book club but instead of everybody reading the same book (which is still totally allowed) we all meet up once a month to talk about what we've been reading and eat pizza
need Taco Bell. medically.
January 9, 2026 at 7:02 PM
need Taco Bell. medically.
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I’m bored. Wish there were someone to rob…
March 5, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m bored. Wish there were someone to rob…
I go through hell bogtrotting
January 7, 2026 at 3:50 AM
I go through hell bogtrotting
boutta pop a 100 kabilligram edible and rearrange my bookshelves all day long
January 4, 2026 at 2:27 PM
boutta pop a 100 kabilligram edible and rearrange my bookshelves all day long
HA!! is that enough love??
January 2, 2026 at 5:34 PM
HA!! is that enough love??
currently reading
January 1, 2026 at 10:15 PM
currently reading
TENDERONI HELL YES
December 31, 2025 at 12:08 AM
TENDERONI HELL YES
I intend to have a mostly screen-free 48 hours as soon as I log off work and I could not be more excited
December 30, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I intend to have a mostly screen-free 48 hours as soon as I log off work and I could not be more excited
Wendy’s has a family-sized* bucket of chili on the menu now??????
*Lumbersnack-sized
*Lumbersnack-sized
December 29, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Wendy’s has a family-sized* bucket of chili on the menu now??????
*Lumbersnack-sized
*Lumbersnack-sized
Miss Marple > Hercule Poirot
December 29, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Miss Marple > Hercule Poirot
making moussaka
December 28, 2025 at 2:38 AM
making moussaka
one time I hooked up with a dude who got mad at me because he thought I was trying to stick my finger up his butt and I didn’t have the heart to tell him I was just struggling to grab some booty for leverage but he didn’t have any :(
December 26, 2025 at 8:50 PM
one time I hooked up with a dude who got mad at me because he thought I was trying to stick my finger up his butt and I didn’t have the heart to tell him I was just struggling to grab some booty for leverage but he didn’t have any :(
nothing like a tall 6’5” woman for a short man like me to fill up a good waterbed
December 25, 2025 at 8:29 PM
nothing like a tall 6’5” woman for a short man like me to fill up a good waterbed