stupid sexy flanders
@thelastpizzabagel.bsky.social
Wish I knew what everyone is talking about
three so far today, real thirsty behavior
Mark Kelly here, reaching out one more time to test how many fake spam numbers you will allow me to text you from before you decide to block an American space hero
December 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
three so far today, real thirsty behavior
only has to be right once and it will all have been worth it, keep up the good work buddy
A male rock ptarmigan (Lagopus muta) in winter plumage.
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
Ptarmigan is from Gaelic 'tarmachan' meaning "croaker". The p- was added when people mistakenly assumed it was a Greek word.
A bird forever warning people: "A werewolf!" (just in case of werewolves).
December 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
only has to be right once and it will all have been worth it, keep up the good work buddy
If you see this post an anime you love
November 26, 2025 at 1:46 PM
If you see this post an anime you love
Soon everyone in the room will be Aiden. Aiden Apple
Why is everyone behind them a college student named Aiden
November 22, 2025 at 2:02 PM
Soon everyone in the room will be Aiden. Aiden Apple
this is minimalist perfection
November 21, 2025 at 4:52 PM
this is minimalist perfection
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I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade
New — I wrote about the myriad ways journalism’s moral rot manifests, and how our crumbling institutions have created the conditions for it to fester:
Moral rot in elite journalism is killing the whole field
The Nuzzi/RFK Jr. mess and the revelation of Esptein's journo pals lay bare a profound moral absence at the heart of our free press.
www.thehandbasket.co
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
I’m 250 paid subscribers away from a major goal. Think we can get there tonight? www.thehandbasket.co/upgrade
GOOSE!!!!!
@darthbluesky.bsky.social someone handed me THIS the other day but sadly I didn’t get to keep him.
Meet Goose:
Meet Goose:
November 18, 2025 at 12:53 AM
GOOSE!!!!!
Lotta silly shit going on, can’t say I care for it
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Lotta silly shit going on, can’t say I care for it
Listening to newest ep of @annieknk.bsky.social Truly Tradly Deeply and this shit about the pill sends me into orbit every time it comes up: 1. Mind your business 2. If you’re not going to then here’s some gore: how to manage a 2wk heavy af period when you’re 11, no clue when it’s coming next
November 13, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Listening to newest ep of @annieknk.bsky.social Truly Tradly Deeply and this shit about the pill sends me into orbit every time it comes up: 1. Mind your business 2. If you’re not going to then here’s some gore: how to manage a 2wk heavy af period when you’re 11, no clue when it’s coming next
I’ve had this joke in my head, been on repeat for a while now bc of all the things, it’s starting to poison my mind so I should put it out into the world right? maybe get some peace.
October 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
I’ve had this joke in my head, been on repeat for a while now bc of all the things, it’s starting to poison my mind so I should put it out into the world right? maybe get some peace.
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🎂 It's my special cake and candles day you all have to be nice to me because it's been QUITE the year 🎂
So share some of my paintings??
So share some of my paintings??
October 11, 2025 at 10:37 AM
🎂 It's my special cake and candles day you all have to be nice to me because it's been QUITE the year 🎂
So share some of my paintings??
So share some of my paintings??
An asterisk so huge you could see it from space. All the aliens were like wow that giant asterisk looks like an anus, I wonder if it’s as full of shit as Brett Kavanaugh? It was, alien friends, though it was a tall order since he’s “full of shit” made manifest
There was a huge asterisk immediately following “send it back to the states”
Eight of these Senators represent states that directly voted post Dobbs to codify abortion access in their constitutions, or blocked anti-abortion measures. But now they’re demanding federal restrictions
(KS: Marshall, Moran; MO: Hawley, Schmitt; MT: Daines, Sheehy; OH: Moreno, Husted)
(KS: Marshall, Moran; MO: Hawley, Schmitt; MT: Daines, Sheehy; OH: Moreno, Husted)
October 10, 2025 at 1:19 AM
An asterisk so huge you could see it from space. All the aliens were like wow that giant asterisk looks like an anus, I wonder if it’s as full of shit as Brett Kavanaugh? It was, alien friends, though it was a tall order since he’s “full of shit” made manifest
From now on everyone named Al needs to go all caps AL. It’s just getting too confusing. All my ALs out there wanna be cool right? Well here it is, “still cool” on a silver platter
September 29, 2025 at 12:53 AM
From now on everyone named Al needs to go all caps AL. It’s just getting too confusing. All my ALs out there wanna be cool right? Well here it is, “still cool” on a silver platter
we’re so blessed to share our lives with these majestic creatures. bless you to all the sneezing dogs out there. also I’m sneezing like crazy today so, solidarity
September 24, 2025 at 6:36 PM
we’re so blessed to share our lives with these majestic creatures. bless you to all the sneezing dogs out there. also I’m sneezing like crazy today so, solidarity
Be cool if all the animals get raptured and God is just like oh you thought this was about you? well this is awkward alright peace out have fun
September 23, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Be cool if all the animals get raptured and God is just like oh you thought this was about you? well this is awkward alright peace out have fun
The final real world road rules challenge
into the rocket with him
It's full steam ahead for NASA, according to Sean Duffy, the agency's acting administrator. During an internal employee town hall, Duffy warned of "letting safety be the enemy of progress" when it comes to winning the space race, according to a recording obtained by NBC News.
September 7, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The final real world road rules challenge
Look how big this building is, we can fit way more people in there. Gimme at least 10 progressives early 30s w/diverse prof xp, ppl of color, LGBTQ+, minority religions, all the things. Ofc bc court should reflect us but also it’d be a nice thing to do for Sam, I think he’d really love to see it
For the first time ever, the court’s approval rating dipped below 40%, the Gallup poll found.
Supreme Court approval rating sinks to a new low, poll finds. What caused shift?
For the first time ever, the court’s approval rating dipped below 40%, the Gallup poll found.
bit.ly
August 9, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Look how big this building is, we can fit way more people in there. Gimme at least 10 progressives early 30s w/diverse prof xp, ppl of color, LGBTQ+, minority religions, all the things. Ofc bc court should reflect us but also it’d be a nice thing to do for Sam, I think he’d really love to see it
Thanks @swordsjew.bsky.social for this. I keep trying to come up with a succinct explanation for why this is so good it got me to post when I am usually just a lurker, but don’t even know where to start (& why I’m not a writer), so just thanks, and I hadn’t read two so two more to escape into
TODAY: @swordsjew.bsky.social on reading smutty queer novels in a time of global desperation, " a withdrawal from the world so total that you can’t stop, it feels like gambling, or drinking, or any other compulsion, you read books like you’re chainsmoking." flaminghydra.com/issue-371/#g...
Lustful solace / Faraway fellowship
Reading therapy with Talia Lavin, and Brian Hioe on obstacles to solidarity
flaminghydra.com
July 30, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Thanks @swordsjew.bsky.social for this. I keep trying to come up with a succinct explanation for why this is so good it got me to post when I am usually just a lurker, but don’t even know where to start (& why I’m not a writer), so just thanks, and I hadn’t read two so two more to escape into
mine is a pretty incredible time capsule: bare naked ladies, Christina aguilera, Brian McKnight, and the Baha men, all one concert, put on by a local pop station actually
age verification? my first concert was Lit opening for Garbage, with free tickets I won on the radio
age verification? my first show was nine inch nails with the jim rose circus sideshow opening at the boston garden
July 29, 2025 at 10:35 PM
mine is a pretty incredible time capsule: bare naked ladies, Christina aguilera, Brian McKnight, and the Baha men, all one concert, put on by a local pop station actually
I don’t have any followers so this is prob useless, but wanna show my appreciation to a great artist on their bday so to my handful of followers who may or may not be real people: LOOK AT THIS ART and hbd Canis Tenebris
It's my birthday today!
It'd be a great bday gift if you could share my work! 🖤
It'd be a great bday gift if you could share my work! 🖤
July 27, 2025 at 6:49 PM
I don’t have any followers so this is prob useless, but wanna show my appreciation to a great artist on their bday so to my handful of followers who may or may not be real people: LOOK AT THIS ART and hbd Canis Tenebris
we need more names like Richard w/handy nicknames that are also insults, built right in. multipurpose names, like those cool tables you can turn into bookcases
July 8, 2025 at 12:49 AM
we need more names like Richard w/handy nicknames that are also insults, built right in. multipurpose names, like those cool tables you can turn into bookcases
think it might be time for a loose cannon ENT who doesn’t play by the rules
July 6, 2025 at 2:41 PM
think it might be time for a loose cannon ENT who doesn’t play by the rules
finally, a serious party for serious people. not left, not right, not center. UP, all the way to mars. don’t worry about the explosions
July 5, 2025 at 8:34 PM
finally, a serious party for serious people. not left, not right, not center. UP, all the way to mars. don’t worry about the explosions
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congratulations to the internet’s biggest perverts for being so horny they caused an integer overflow
deeply proud of all of you
deeply proud of all of you
Omg, absolutely incredible reason for AO3 to have been down hachyderm.io/@vashti/1147... (alt text at original)
July 5, 2025 at 5:07 PM
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the fuck happened
July 4, 2025 at 12:47 AM
the fuck happened