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Environmental storytelling.
August 8, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Environmental storytelling.
I hate how impulsive the ADHD brain is. I woke up this morning and walked into the kitchen. Ate about 6-7 Oreos before my brain finally caught up and asked “uhh… should we really eat Oreos for breakfast? It’s not really healthy…”
Thanks, buddy. You’re always just a little too late.
Thanks, buddy. You’re always just a little too late.
July 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
I hate how impulsive the ADHD brain is. I woke up this morning and walked into the kitchen. Ate about 6-7 Oreos before my brain finally caught up and asked “uhh… should we really eat Oreos for breakfast? It’s not really healthy…”
Thanks, buddy. You’re always just a little too late.
Thanks, buddy. You’re always just a little too late.
The world is the way it is because billionnaire pedophiles are better at standing in solidarity with each other than the rest of us are. We could sweep them all away in a weekend if we wanted, but too many of us are convinced that they’re the good guys, actually. How is this our reality?
July 25, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The world is the way it is because billionnaire pedophiles are better at standing in solidarity with each other than the rest of us are. We could sweep them all away in a weekend if we wanted, but too many of us are convinced that they’re the good guys, actually. How is this our reality?
I haven’t played the game in 6-7 years, but the theme song for ARMS plays in my head on repeat at least one day per week.
July 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I haven’t played the game in 6-7 years, but the theme song for ARMS plays in my head on repeat at least one day per week.
It’s been 40 years, girl. Be honest with him and set him free lol.
Nintendo says Princess Peach and Mario are good friends and they help each other out whenever they can.
July 25, 2025 at 9:22 PM
It’s been 40 years, girl. Be honest with him and set him free lol.
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Hey, as someone who makes a living off selling adult games, I would really appreciate people helping to push back against censorship by payment processors. These puritanical extremists pressuring them have been successful because they've made a lot of noise, so we should be making even more noise!
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#itch #censorship
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#itch #censorship
July 25, 2025 at 2:25 PM
Hey, as someone who makes a living off selling adult games, I would really appreciate people helping to push back against censorship by payment processors. These puritanical extremists pressuring them have been successful because they've made a lot of noise, so we should be making even more noise!
Nice to get a console date. Really liked the first one.
11 Bit Studios is bringing Frostpunk 2 to consoles this September, including two new premium physical editions gameinformer.com/2025/07/23/f...
July 25, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Nice to get a console date. Really liked the first one.
Saw the Fantastic Four movie. It’s good overall, but I really need superhero movies to stop trying to convince me that all of humanity can pull together against a threat for the common good. Like, we all lived through 2020. We know that will not ever happen lol.
July 24, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Saw the Fantastic Four movie. It’s good overall, but I really need superhero movies to stop trying to convince me that all of humanity can pull together against a threat for the common good. Like, we all lived through 2020. We know that will not ever happen lol.
Oof. Preorder numbers must have been real bad.
But are preorder numbers *ever* good on Xbox anymore? I feel like 90% of that audience is like me, and just plays that stuff on Game Pass now. I haven’t bought a game on Xbox in a very, very long time. Almost a decade, I think.
But are preorder numbers *ever* good on Xbox anymore? I feel like 90% of that audience is like me, and just plays that stuff on Game Pass now. I haven’t bought a game on Xbox in a very, very long time. Almost a decade, I think.
Obsidian just cut the controversial price of The Outer Worlds 2
Obsidian just cut the controversial price of The Outer Worlds 2
Complaining (or low pre-order numbers) works
www.polygon.com
July 23, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Oof. Preorder numbers must have been real bad.
But are preorder numbers *ever* good on Xbox anymore? I feel like 90% of that audience is like me, and just plays that stuff on Game Pass now. I haven’t bought a game on Xbox in a very, very long time. Almost a decade, I think.
But are preorder numbers *ever* good on Xbox anymore? I feel like 90% of that audience is like me, and just plays that stuff on Game Pass now. I haven’t bought a game on Xbox in a very, very long time. Almost a decade, I think.
“No one wants to spend their money on bad video games anymore!”
Metroid Dread studio's recent console and Epic-exclusive action-adventure "underperformed" due to "increasingly selective consumers", says publisher www.eurogamer.net/metroid-drea...
July 23, 2025 at 1:11 PM
“No one wants to spend their money on bad video games anymore!”
Onion.
Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent
Alabama Governor Signs New ‘Heartbeat Bill’ Lowering State’s Age Of Consent
theonion.com
July 22, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Onion.
Oh yeah there’s a Pokémon presents tomorrow. I’m sure it’ll be like 95% about Legends Z-A and a bunch of mobile stuff I don’t care about, but *what if* they put Gens I-III on Switch Online this time.
July 22, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Oh yeah there’s a Pokémon presents tomorrow. I’m sure it’ll be like 95% about Legends Z-A and a bunch of mobile stuff I don’t care about, but *what if* they put Gens I-III on Switch Online this time.
Donkey Kong Bananza is the sequel to Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction that I always needed but never knew I wanted.
July 22, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Donkey Kong Bananza is the sequel to Incredible Hulk: Ultimate Destruction that I always needed but never knew I wanted.
Rolled credits on Donkey Kong Bananza. Great game, and what a final gauntlet leading up to an amazing showdown with the final boss. I’m far from done collecting bananas, but the 20+ hour journey from start to finish was fantastic.
July 21, 2025 at 3:50 AM
Rolled credits on Donkey Kong Bananza. Great game, and what a final gauntlet leading up to an amazing showdown with the final boss. I’m far from done collecting bananas, but the 20+ hour journey from start to finish was fantastic.
And like… wh… why not?
Mahershala Ali’s Blade is still happening, according to Marvel Studios' Kevin Feige. https://bit.ly/3TOIpfO
July 21, 2025 at 3:46 AM
And like… wh… why not?
This statement is true and false, depending on the incarnation of the characters. Obviously Skyward Sword Zelda and Link are a couple. But Twilight Princess’ versions of them aren’t at all. I imagine the film has its own take as well.
Fans need to understand Link and Zelda aren’t a couple
Link and Zelda aren’t a couple, you freaks
I really don’t think Link and Zelda are going to kiss in the live-action movie.
www.polygon.com
July 20, 2025 at 3:52 PM
This statement is true and false, depending on the incarnation of the characters. Obviously Skyward Sword Zelda and Link are a couple. But Twilight Princess’ versions of them aren’t at all. I imagine the film has its own take as well.
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DK Bananza is the most wonderfully depressing game. It’s clearly the work of lifelong game developers mentoring novices and it’s the kind of game we’d have a lot more of if game publishers actually let game development be a stable, life-long career for people.
July 19, 2025 at 2:28 PM
DK Bananza is the most wonderfully depressing game. It’s clearly the work of lifelong game developers mentoring novices and it’s the kind of game we’d have a lot more of if game publishers actually let game development be a stable, life-long career for people.
Didn’t go into Donkey Kong Bananza thinking it would challenge Clair Obscur for the GOTY, but I’m okay with that.
July 19, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Didn’t go into Donkey Kong Bananza thinking it would challenge Clair Obscur for the GOTY, but I’m okay with that.
Just played 6 hours of Donkey Kong Bananza and thought it had only been 3 hours
July 18, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Just played 6 hours of Donkey Kong Bananza and thought it had only been 3 hours
There are so many little, underrated things about Donkey Kong Bananza that Nintendo just absolutely nailed. I’m so glad they decided to do a Donkey Kong game. I love Mario, but as a character he can’t do the stuff that DK can, and it’s why Bananza feels so fresh.
July 17, 2025 at 8:50 PM
There are so many little, underrated things about Donkey Kong Bananza that Nintendo just absolutely nailed. I’m so glad they decided to do a Donkey Kong game. I love Mario, but as a character he can’t do the stuff that DK can, and it’s why Bananza feels so fresh.