The Killer Emu
@thekilleremu.bsky.social
80's Millennial, They/She Bisexual, Lover of @jerodiusthane, Black and Polish, Astrology Nerd, Geeky Weirdo, Former Polyamorist, Kinkster on Hiatus, Left of Liberal
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Leave an apple for the Devil so he can leave us the fuck alone!
November 27, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Leave an apple for the Devil so he can leave us the fuck alone!
I'm pretty sure this would work with pre-rolls too 😆
November 24, 2025 at 10:13 PM
I'm pretty sure this would work with pre-rolls too 😆
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I don't get hating on astrology because it's like, people wanna have fun, why does it bother you what they want to believe? I never saw astrology pull a gun on anyone.
November 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I don't get hating on astrology because it's like, people wanna have fun, why does it bother you what they want to believe? I never saw astrology pull a gun on anyone.
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if you’re in the epstein files as anything but a victim then you’re at best an enabler and at worst a predator. i’m sick of this “we can’t embarrass people that did nothing to protect children” angle
November 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
if you’re in the epstein files as anything but a victim then you’re at best an enabler and at worst a predator. i’m sick of this “we can’t embarrass people that did nothing to protect children” angle
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I'm sorry but I'm still not over this, WHO involved in the making of The Land Before Time looked at that dinosaur and named him DADDY TOPPS
November 19, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I'm sorry but I'm still not over this, WHO involved in the making of The Land Before Time looked at that dinosaur and named him DADDY TOPPS
Ok, there's SOME Boomer humor that I actually like lol
November 19, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Ok, there's SOME Boomer humor that I actually like lol
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I need to spruce up my apartment so I can finally make YouTube videos again without feeling like my background is too bland.
November 19, 2025 at 2:44 AM
I need to spruce up my apartment so I can finally make YouTube videos again without feeling like my background is too bland.
Free use for Jesus 😆
November 17, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Free use for Jesus 😆
It's so weird to me that so many rock music fans only listen to straight white male artists. It just seems basic af. Why wouldn't you broaden your horizons and seek out female bands, poc bands, and lgbtq bands?
November 17, 2025 at 10:02 PM
It's so weird to me that so many rock music fans only listen to straight white male artists. It just seems basic af. Why wouldn't you broaden your horizons and seek out female bands, poc bands, and lgbtq bands?
You'd think me dating a musician would mean that I'd see more live music than I actually do. So far this year, all I've seen is TV on the Radio. I might see Wet Leg with a coworker in a couple of weeks, finances permitting. I missed out on both local Skating Polly shows, unfortunately. 😕 #livemusic
August 17, 2025 at 5:02 AM
You'd think me dating a musician would mean that I'd see more live music than I actually do. So far this year, all I've seen is TV on the Radio. I might see Wet Leg with a coworker in a couple of weeks, finances permitting. I missed out on both local Skating Polly shows, unfortunately. 😕 #livemusic
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I didn't go to pride this year due to anxiety, depression, and exhaustion. Now that my friends are posting pics, I feel like I really missed out. 😕
June 30, 2025 at 1:55 AM
I didn't go to pride this year due to anxiety, depression, and exhaustion. Now that my friends are posting pics, I feel like I really missed out. 😕
I had such an annoying day trying to return a defective neon sign I got at Tacoma Mall. They didn't allow returns, just exchanges. I got a working, but way less aesthetic sign. Then I spilled Hi-C on my White Castle T-shirt while waiting for my food at the food court. I should've just stayed home. 😮💨
May 11, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I had such an annoying day trying to return a defective neon sign I got at Tacoma Mall. They didn't allow returns, just exchanges. I got a working, but way less aesthetic sign. Then I spilled Hi-C on my White Castle T-shirt while waiting for my food at the food court. I should've just stayed home. 😮💨
That DIPStick has a cute nose, but otherwise, they're a self-proclaimed "gross gay". Still traumatized from them SA'ing me, but I've got a good and gorgeous man helping me heal.
May 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
That DIPStick has a cute nose, but otherwise, they're a self-proclaimed "gross gay". Still traumatized from them SA'ing me, but I've got a good and gorgeous man helping me heal.
I'm astounded at how so many people have never heard of The Dark Crystal. I didn't think the movie was that obscure!
May 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I'm astounded at how so many people have never heard of The Dark Crystal. I didn't think the movie was that obscure!
OMG Sinners was amazing! Everyone needs to go see it!
April 26, 2025 at 2:48 AM
OMG Sinners was amazing! Everyone needs to go see it!
Yo, I just came across a person named Arson! 😳
April 24, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Yo, I just came across a person named Arson! 😳
I'm so glad the weekend is here. People have been a little too wacky (derogatory) this week. I need to make time for my wacky (complimentary) peeps.
April 4, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I'm so glad the weekend is here. People have been a little too wacky (derogatory) this week. I need to make time for my wacky (complimentary) peeps.
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the #yellowjackets fandom that doesn't like Shauna.
March 30, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I'm pretty sure I'm the only person in the #yellowjackets fandom that doesn't like Shauna.
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We should all be terrified to live in an America where legal residents can be detained, held at gunpoint, or deported because of the color of their skin or because the President disagrees with their views.
March 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
We should all be terrified to live in an America where legal residents can be detained, held at gunpoint, or deported because of the color of their skin or because the President disagrees with their views.
Does anyone else get more clear-headed and contemplative right after their period, or is it just me?
March 29, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Does anyone else get more clear-headed and contemplative right after their period, or is it just me?
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