j e r r y
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if you meet me online by Grub’s Tavern I will show you where the treasure is hidden
Christian Slater has Disney+ MCU show villain face
July 15, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Christian Slater has Disney+ MCU show villain face
Rollercoasters should be a form of public transportation
July 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Rollercoasters should be a form of public transportation
I feel like you can’t quite accurately read the exclamation mark in a friend’s text unless you’ve known them for years
June 21, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I feel like you can’t quite accurately read the exclamation mark in a friend’s text unless you’ve known them for years
I don’t know a single person that’s seen a 3D movie since Avatar came out
June 12, 2025 at 10:45 PM
I don’t know a single person that’s seen a 3D movie since Avatar came out
Dental hygienist took my x rays today, looks at one and goes “hmmm that one looks a lil stinky” ???
June 10, 2025 at 7:22 PM
Dental hygienist took my x rays today, looks at one and goes “hmmm that one looks a lil stinky” ???
Cherry lime Alani and leftover Chipotle chips for breakfast bro I deserve to die
May 8, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Cherry lime Alani and leftover Chipotle chips for breakfast bro I deserve to die
Brb taking an everything shower (jerking off and washing my ass)
May 4, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Brb taking an everything shower (jerking off and washing my ass)
I saw 3 clips posted of the Thunderbolts* credits scene before noon yesterday. The movie isn’t even out yet!!!
April 30, 2025 at 9:16 AM
I saw 3 clips posted of the Thunderbolts* credits scene before noon yesterday. The movie isn’t even out yet!!!
Andor is great and all, but why are they releasing three 1-hour episodes at a time, at 9pm on a Tuesday? Who’s watching all of that right when it drops?
April 29, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Andor is great and all, but why are they releasing three 1-hour episodes at a time, at 9pm on a Tuesday? Who’s watching all of that right when it drops?
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SURPRISING: we interviewed a hundred women and this is apparently the ideal male body type!
April 29, 2025 at 7:12 PM
SURPRISING: we interviewed a hundred women and this is apparently the ideal male body type!
Bruh the dad from Dog with a Blog was in Righteous Gemstones and he’s ripped??
April 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Bruh the dad from Dog with a Blog was in Righteous Gemstones and he’s ripped??
Masters of DOOM by David Kushner
April 28, 2025 at 4:38 AM
Masters of DOOM by David Kushner
Oh Baurus, how I’ve missed you so
April 22, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Oh Baurus, how I’ve missed you so
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This is easily the best oblivion clip ever...lol
April 22, 2025 at 11:50 AM
This is easily the best oblivion clip ever...lol
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RIP pope Francis he would have loved the elder scrolls 4 oblivion remastered
April 21, 2025 at 10:26 AM
RIP pope Francis he would have loved the elder scrolls 4 oblivion remastered
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Waiting for the Oblivion remaster like this:
April 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
Waiting for the Oblivion remaster like this:
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Nintendo released a video of Yoshi's Island in celebration of Easter.
Why is this art style still so good.
Why is this art style still so good.
April 20, 2025 at 11:31 AM
Nintendo released a video of Yoshi's Island in celebration of Easter.
Why is this art style still so good.
Why is this art style still so good.
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me: guess i’m not beating the sleepy little guy allegations
firefighter cutting me from the wreckage: try not to move you’ve lost a lot of blood
firefighter cutting me from the wreckage: try not to move you’ve lost a lot of blood
February 22, 2025 at 3:20 AM
me: guess i’m not beating the sleepy little guy allegations
firefighter cutting me from the wreckage: try not to move you’ve lost a lot of blood
firefighter cutting me from the wreckage: try not to move you’ve lost a lot of blood
TOM HARDY IS THE NEW BRANDO
April 16, 2025 at 11:22 PM
TOM HARDY IS THE NEW BRANDO
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‘Flack' ("criticism") comes from German antiaircraft guns called ‘Fliegerabwehrkanonen.’
This was commonly shortened to ‘flak.’
In WW2, to "catch flak" literally meant to be damaged by gunshots.
We hope we don't catch any for this post.
This was commonly shortened to ‘flak.’
In WW2, to "catch flak" literally meant to be damaged by gunshots.
We hope we don't catch any for this post.
April 14, 2025 at 1:59 PM
‘Flack' ("criticism") comes from German antiaircraft guns called ‘Fliegerabwehrkanonen.’
This was commonly shortened to ‘flak.’
In WW2, to "catch flak" literally meant to be damaged by gunshots.
We hope we don't catch any for this post.
This was commonly shortened to ‘flak.’
In WW2, to "catch flak" literally meant to be damaged by gunshots.
We hope we don't catch any for this post.
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The Oscars will finally introduce a Best Stunts category.
It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.
It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.
April 10, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The Oscars will finally introduce a Best Stunts category.
It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.
It will begin in 2027 for the 100th Oscars.
After finally beating Resident Evil 1 all I can say is, old games too often get a nostalgic pass for being over-ambitious despite the limitations of their time
April 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
After finally beating Resident Evil 1 all I can say is, old games too often get a nostalgic pass for being over-ambitious despite the limitations of their time
a lil high, phone’s at 4%, and for a brief moment I thought I could download more battery life
April 6, 2025 at 12:52 AM
a lil high, phone’s at 4%, and for a brief moment I thought I could download more battery life
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might be controversial but I firmly believe if your truck is too big and stupid to fit in a regular size parking space you should drive it straight in to the sea
April 1, 2025 at 4:14 PM
might be controversial but I firmly believe if your truck is too big and stupid to fit in a regular size parking space you should drive it straight in to the sea
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Wikipedia lists several ninja techniques including "start a fire and then run away" and "curl up real small and hope they don't see you"
March 29, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Wikipedia lists several ninja techniques including "start a fire and then run away" and "curl up real small and hope they don't see you"