TheJediSwitch
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and Otto Lilienthal flew 820 feet in a glider in 1893, a full ten years before the Wright Brothers flew, what do we not understand about incremental progress leading to watershed my brother
i'm sorry sir but baby got back came out in 1992
November 13, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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There's a joke in here about Minutemen prematurely shooting off their cannon.
Yes UMass set off fireworks when they made a huge three to cut the lead to 42.
(Video from cfbcampustour)
(Video from cfbcampustour)
November 13, 2025 at 4:41 AM
There's a joke in here about Minutemen prematurely shooting off their cannon.
Jerking it off in a public theater....
I am deliriously laughing at the image of Boebert facing dawning revelation that she's actually found the pedophile elite conspiracy ring and that she's standing right in the middle of it
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November 13, 2025 at 4:26 AM
Jerking it off in a public theater....
WOWOWOW. Back into Space Bandit!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
WOWOWOW. Back into Space Bandit!!!
Hot damn!!! The SECOND Tuba Jam!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Hot damn!!! The SECOND Tuba Jam!!!
Holy shitpickles. They just went into the Tuba Jam!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Holy shitpickles. They just went into the Tuba Jam!!
Holy shit! Yes! The alternate lyrics!!!
November 13, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Holy shit! Yes! The alternate lyrics!!!
Wonder if they'll do it....
November 13, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Wonder if they'll do it....
Mike Moustakas
I want to do a family feud style thing. Please reply with the first Greek God that you think of.
Please reskeet for increased sample size.
Please reskeet for increased sample size.
November 13, 2025 at 12:59 AM
Mike Moustakas
Grab a glass of wine and a seat to dine and go ahead and eat the whole damn pie.
November 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Grab a glass of wine and a seat to dine and go ahead and eat the whole damn pie.
So are we far enough past the 50th anniversay that I can say that the way I feel trying to make it all the way through The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is what I imagine a normie feels trying to make it all the way through the Mud Island Tweezer?
November 12, 2025 at 3:26 PM
So are we far enough past the 50th anniversay that I can say that the way I feel trying to make it all the way through The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald is what I imagine a normie feels trying to make it all the way through the Mud Island Tweezer?
I mean, fuck the police and all, but "decommissioned" sounds a lot more drastic than it probably is.
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I mean, fuck the police and all, but "decommissioned" sounds a lot more drastic than it probably is.
Wonder what the psychics told her the judge's reaction would be when she wore this to court for the first time?
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All fucking full of shit'
Kim Kardashian slams psychics who told her she'd pass the bar exam: 'All f---ing full of s---'
'All f---ing full of s---': Kim Kardashian has some choice words for the psychics who predicted she'd pass the bar exam.
ew.com
November 11, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Wonder what the psychics told her the judge's reaction would be when she wore this to court for the first time?
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck
November 10, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Share someone who looks stylish wearing a turtleneck
On the 50th anniversary of its sinking, Mike just ratio'd the Edmund Fitzgerald in 12 words.
Btw, there have been more than 6,000 shipwrecks in the Great Lakes
November 10, 2025 at 4:03 PM
On the 50th anniversary of its sinking, Mike just ratio'd the Edmund Fitzgerald in 12 words.
I know everything is shit right now, but this is really positive news. The bigot bitch from Kentucky only needed to get 4 of the Justices on board to get this on the docket, and that didn't happen. I'm sure Alito and Thomas are pouting in the corner while their wives raise weird flags in protest.
BREAKING: The Supreme Court rejects a call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide.
Supreme Court rejects call to overturn its decision legalizing same-sex marriage nationwide
The Supreme Court has rejected a call to overturn its landmark decision that legalized same-sex marriage nationwide.
bit.ly
November 10, 2025 at 3:50 PM
I know everything is shit right now, but this is really positive news. The bigot bitch from Kentucky only needed to get 4 of the Justices on board to get this on the docket, and that didn't happen. I'm sure Alito and Thomas are pouting in the corner while their wives raise weird flags in protest.
All Her Fault is atrociously bad and I can't stop watching.
November 10, 2025 at 2:24 AM
All Her Fault is atrociously bad and I can't stop watching.
Here's an idea. Don't make me jump through some stupid fucking hoop to receive my $20 - just apply the credit to my fucking account. Nothing like talking about a "credit" that you know half your subscribers won't figure out they need to take steps to get.
November 9, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Here's an idea. Don't make me jump through some stupid fucking hoop to receive my $20 - just apply the credit to my fucking account. Nothing like talking about a "credit" that you know half your subscribers won't figure out they need to take steps to get.
Someone should tell Konate he doesn't have to play like dog shit to get his free to Madrid. He's hilariously terrible.
November 9, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Someone should tell Konate he doesn't have to play like dog shit to get his free to Madrid. He's hilariously terrible.
Roscoe P Coltrane loving the first fire of the year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:08 AM
Roscoe P Coltrane loving the first fire of the year.
First fire of the year.
November 9, 2025 at 4:04 AM
First fire of the year.
Kudos to Sunderland. They were tough as balls and never gave up.
November 8, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Kudos to Sunderland. They were tough as balls and never gave up.
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