TheJediSwitch
@thejediswitch.bsky.social
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That's fucking brutal.
November 11, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That's fucking brutal.
You've gotta do it at least once. I don't like Vegas, but am so glad I went. I wouldn't always want to see shows that way - you eventually realize the visuals are distracting you from the music. But it is an amazing medium and the band worked so hard to do it right. You really should check it out.
November 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
You've gotta do it at least once. I don't like Vegas, but am so glad I went. I wouldn't always want to see shows that way - you eventually realize the visuals are distracting you from the music. But it is an amazing medium and the band worked so hard to do it right. You really should check it out.
She's a cat. Cat's are *always* figuring out how they can kill you. Even if they're being nice while they're doing it.
November 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
She's a cat. Cat's are *always* figuring out how they can kill you. Even if they're being nice while they're doing it.
As you should be!
November 11, 2025 at 4:02 PM
As you should be!
She looks like she wants to eat you in small, painful bites.
November 11, 2025 at 3:55 PM
She looks like she wants to eat you in small, painful bites.
The bartender almost gives him one, then stops and sayd "Wait a minute....aren't you that string that was just in here?"
String looks back at him and says, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
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String looks back at him and says, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
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November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The bartender almost gives him one, then stops and sayd "Wait a minute....aren't you that string that was just in here?"
String looks back at him and says, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
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String looks back at him and says, "No. I'm a frayed knot."
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....for like 4 bars in a row. The string gets more and more frustrated. Finally, he walks back to the first bar but, before going in, he ducks around the corner in the alley to disguise himself. He twists himself up and really messes up his hair. Then walks back into the first bar and orders a beer.
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
....for like 4 bars in a row. The string gets more and more frustrated. Finally, he walks back to the first bar but, before going in, he ducks around the corner in the alley to disguise himself. He twists himself up and really messes up his hair. Then walks back into the first bar and orders a beer.
A string walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here. String thinks that's fucked up, but heads down the street to the next bar.
Walks into the next bar and again orders a beer. Same thing happens. "Sorry, we don't serve string here."
This happens....
Walks into the next bar and again orders a beer. Same thing happens. "Sorry, we don't serve string here."
This happens....
November 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
A string walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Bartender says, I'm sorry, but we don't serve string here. String thinks that's fucked up, but heads down the street to the next bar.
Walks into the next bar and again orders a beer. Same thing happens. "Sorry, we don't serve string here."
This happens....
Walks into the next bar and again orders a beer. Same thing happens. "Sorry, we don't serve string here."
This happens....
Compete psychopaths.
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Compete psychopaths.
Complained about green text in the group chat.
November 11, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Complained about green text in the group chat.
Yup. This is better.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Yup. This is better.
I know. It's awful.
But I was looking for something in my old skeets and cane across it and couldn't resist posting again.
But I was looking for something in my old skeets and cane across it and couldn't resist posting again.
November 11, 2025 at 5:44 AM
I know. It's awful.
But I was looking for something in my old skeets and cane across it and couldn't resist posting again.
But I was looking for something in my old skeets and cane across it and couldn't resist posting again.
He probably literally eats shit.
November 11, 2025 at 5:27 AM
He probably literally eats shit.
Plus, I like to be able to post this.
November 11, 2025 at 5:26 AM
Plus, I like to be able to post this.
When I have to use an iPhone, it drives me bonkers. I hate it. I'm sure if I had been "raised" on an iPhone, I'd feel that way about Androids. But here we are, I'm 52 years old, and the last thing I need is to have to learn how to use a new phone UI.
November 11, 2025 at 5:14 AM
When I have to use an iPhone, it drives me bonkers. I hate it. I'm sure if I had been "raised" on an iPhone, I'd feel that way about Androids. But here we are, I'm 52 years old, and the last thing I need is to have to learn how to use a new phone UI.
I vastly prefer the functionality, camera, and design of mine over the 3 iPhones in my house.
November 11, 2025 at 3:33 AM
I vastly prefer the functionality, camera, and design of mine over the 3 iPhones in my house.
Just got this email....
November 11, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Just got this email....
I doubt Nellie has anything to do with it.
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 AM
I doubt Nellie has anything to do with it.
Dead, Inc would license a dancing bear to Hitler if it put a few more ducets in the bank.
November 11, 2025 at 2:33 AM
Dead, Inc would license a dancing bear to Hitler if it put a few more ducets in the bank.