TheJediSwitch
@thejediswitch.bsky.social
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So the prize for finishing top is City or Real Madrid in the quarters?
January 28, 2026 at 10:15 PM
So the prize for finishing top is City or Real Madrid in the quarters?
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So @phish.net still doesn’t have an attendee recapper of either tonight’s or Saturday’s Mexico show, and we don’t even have a backup couchtour recapper for tonight (!) so if no one steps up #GeminiAI will (it should be hilarious) pls email charlie at dot net if you’re competent to help #phish
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January 28, 2026 at 1:13 PM
So @phish.net still doesn’t have an attendee recapper of either tonight’s or Saturday’s Mexico show, and we don’t even have a backup couchtour recapper for tonight (!) so if no one steps up #GeminiAI will (it should be hilarious) pls email charlie at dot net if you’re competent to help #phish
Someone is getting a soft 1.5 inches backstage after the show!!
Trump calls two women on stage and then says, "I refuse to say they're beautiful! But they're beautiful ... I looked at both of them and said, 'Get up here'"
January 28, 2026 at 12:06 AM
Someone is getting a soft 1.5 inches backstage after the show!!
This is absoslutely fucking HILARIOUS.
Ridiculous.
But holy fuck is it funny
Ridiculous.
But holy fuck is it funny
A stunner from @dvnjr.bsky.social and me: Bill Belichick is not a first ballot Hall of Famer. He didn't get elected this year. The 8-time champion failed to 40 out of the 50 votes required for induction.
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
www.espn.com/nfl/story/_/...
Sources: Bill Belichick will not be a first-ballot Hall of Famer
Bill Belichick, the eight-time Super Bowl-winning coach, will not a first-ballot Hall of Famer, sources told ESPN.
www.espn.com
January 27, 2026 at 10:49 PM
This is absoslutely fucking HILARIOUS.
Ridiculous.
But holy fuck is it funny
Ridiculous.
But holy fuck is it funny
I'm sorry...the what carrying what did what now?
January 27, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I'm sorry...the what carrying what did what now?
Can't believe CBS actually played this as the bumper music going to halftime.
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-Yakety Sax- Music
YouTube video by Caleb Hudnall
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January 25, 2026 at 9:33 PM
Can't believe CBS actually played this as the bumper music going to halftime.
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The AFC is filled with incredible QBs and we end up with this dreck on Championship Sunday.
(Calm down. Both these teams 1000% earned being here.)
(Calm down. Both these teams 1000% earned being here.)
January 25, 2026 at 9:22 PM
The AFC is filled with incredible QBs and we end up with this dreck on Championship Sunday.
(Calm down. Both these teams 1000% earned being here.)
(Calm down. Both these teams 1000% earned being here.)
It's bad enough I have to watch Auburn play terrible football 12 Saturdays a year. I shouldn't have to watch the Broncos do it in the AFC championship game too.
January 25, 2026 at 9:18 PM
It's bad enough I have to watch Auburn play terrible football 12 Saturdays a year. I shouldn't have to watch the Broncos do it in the AFC championship game too.
Sports are dumb.
January 25, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Sports are dumb.
Dems in Congress and every state legislature in America should have a "Can't Bring Concealed Weapons to a Public Gathering" bill on the floor tomorrow AM to corner these Nazi halfwits on their hypocrisy.
January 25, 2026 at 2:20 PM
Dems in Congress and every state legislature in America should have a "Can't Bring Concealed Weapons to a Public Gathering" bill on the floor tomorrow AM to corner these Nazi halfwits on their hypocrisy.
I'm about to put on every piece of clothing I own to go out and shovel in this.
January 25, 2026 at 1:51 PM
I'm about to put on every piece of clothing I own to go out and shovel in this.
This save the date for my niece's wedding is fucking awesome.
January 24, 2026 at 8:54 PM
This save the date for my niece's wedding is fucking awesome.
Let's stop with "abolish ICE."
Let's start with "arrest every person remotely associated with ICE, revoke their citizenship, and ship every last one of them to that hellhole prison in El Salvador."
Let's start with "arrest every person remotely associated with ICE, revoke their citizenship, and ship every last one of them to that hellhole prison in El Salvador."
January 24, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Let's stop with "abolish ICE."
Let's start with "arrest every person remotely associated with ICE, revoke their citizenship, and ship every last one of them to that hellhole prison in El Salvador."
Let's start with "arrest every person remotely associated with ICE, revoke their citizenship, and ship every last one of them to that hellhole prison in El Salvador."
Jesus fucking christ.
I will, once again, remind you to check in on anyone you know and care about in Minneapolis.
This is coming to your town. Wherever you live. Just a matter of time.
I will, once again, remind you to check in on anyone you know and care about in Minneapolis.
This is coming to your town. Wherever you live. Just a matter of time.
January 24, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Jesus fucking christ.
I will, once again, remind you to check in on anyone you know and care about in Minneapolis.
This is coming to your town. Wherever you live. Just a matter of time.
I will, once again, remind you to check in on anyone you know and care about in Minneapolis.
This is coming to your town. Wherever you live. Just a matter of time.
Checks phone:
West Ham is winning again?
Brain: How do I know if it's time to start actually considering what needs to happen for sp*rs going down?
West Ham is winning again?
Brain: How do I know if it's time to start actually considering what needs to happen for sp*rs going down?
a man with a beard is surrounded by mathematical equations on his face
ALT: a man with a beard is surrounded by mathematical equations on his face
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January 24, 2026 at 2:15 PM
Checks phone:
West Ham is winning again?
Brain: How do I know if it's time to start actually considering what needs to happen for sp*rs going down?
West Ham is winning again?
Brain: How do I know if it's time to start actually considering what needs to happen for sp*rs going down?
The Bills firing their coach in order to find one that knows how to win playoff games and then landing on the biggest regular-season-stats-but-posteseason-failure QB of all time - who is currently coaching HIS SON'S HIGH SCHOOL TEAM - is beyond comedy.
Terry Pegula is a complete fucking joke.
Terry Pegula is a complete fucking joke.
January 23, 2026 at 4:44 PM
The Bills firing their coach in order to find one that knows how to win playoff games and then landing on the biggest regular-season-stats-but-posteseason-failure QB of all time - who is currently coaching HIS SON'S HIGH SCHOOL TEAM - is beyond comedy.
Terry Pegula is a complete fucking joke.
Terry Pegula is a complete fucking joke.
I'm sorry....he's going to do *what*!?!?
The rock climber Alex Honnold will attempt to climb a 1,667-foot-tall skyscraper in Taiwan, without a rope. Here's what other skyscraper climbers told us about the feat.
What’s It Like to Climb a Skyscraper?
Few climbers take on this niche pursuit, where one mistake could mean death. Three of them talk about its unique mental and physical demands.
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January 23, 2026 at 3:30 PM
I'm sorry....he's going to do *what*!?!?
If you want to restore your faith in humanity, going to the grocery store right before a big snow storm, waiting in a long line at the self checkout kiosks, and watching all the different ways people are painfully stupid and unable to compete simple tasks is not the way to do it.
January 23, 2026 at 1:45 AM
If you want to restore your faith in humanity, going to the grocery store right before a big snow storm, waiting in a long line at the self checkout kiosks, and watching all the different ways people are painfully stupid and unable to compete simple tasks is not the way to do it.
It would be fascinating to see a Venn diagram of Jan 6 padonees and current ICE goons.
Jack Smith: "The people who assaulted police officers and were convicted after trial in my view and I think in the view of the judges who sentenced them to prison are dangerous to their community. Some of these people have already committed crimes against their communities again."
January 22, 2026 at 7:41 PM
It would be fascinating to see a Venn diagram of Jan 6 padonees and current ICE goons.
The MSG Theme really is some good shit.
January 22, 2026 at 5:37 PM
The MSG Theme really is some good shit.
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🚨 Phish Fan Survey 🚨
I’m conducting a survey of Phish fans, covering everything from your favorite jam of 2025 to most-desired bustouts and beyond. Please participate and share in your group chats, Facebook groups and wherever else you nerd out about Phish.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
I’m conducting a survey of Phish fans, covering everything from your favorite jam of 2025 to most-desired bustouts and beyond. Please participate and share in your group chats, Facebook groups and wherever else you nerd out about Phish.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Phish Fan Survey - January 2026
Thank you so much for participating in this survey! Your answers will be confidential, unless you say at the end that you want them not to be.
The survey will close on Sunday, Jan 26 at 11:59 PT. Res...
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January 22, 2026 at 5:16 PM
🚨 Phish Fan Survey 🚨
I’m conducting a survey of Phish fans, covering everything from your favorite jam of 2025 to most-desired bustouts and beyond. Please participate and share in your group chats, Facebook groups and wherever else you nerd out about Phish.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
I’m conducting a survey of Phish fans, covering everything from your favorite jam of 2025 to most-desired bustouts and beyond. Please participate and share in your group chats, Facebook groups and wherever else you nerd out about Phish.
docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1F...
Introduce yourself by poasting your 5 favorite scrotes.
January 22, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Introduce yourself by poasting your 5 favorite scrotes.
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
JD Vance: "I'm headed to Minneapolis where we're gonna talk with ICE agents and local officials about how we turn down the chaos. My simple piece of advice to them is going to be if you want to turn down the chaos in Minneapolis, stop fighting immigration enforcement."
January 22, 2026 at 2:54 PM
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
Siri, show me the best game of Twister ever.
I don’t really have a joke in the bag here, but this is a useful chart that is also fun to look at while reminiscing about all the times you were unsafe or deadly.
January 22, 2026 at 2:49 PM
Siri, show me the best game of Twister ever.