Aaron Goodwin
@theinfamous.gdub.online
🖤🤍💜🤎 🚩🏴 🖖🎙️he/him
https://linktr.ee/TheInfamousGdub
https://linktr.ee/TheInfamousGdub
God is a Turkish ice cream man and I’m the customer.
November 26, 2025 at 12:39 AM
God is a Turkish ice cream man and I’m the customer.
LAFC failing to score against a nine-man team really exemplifies the teams problems the whole season: we just lack finishing lethality. Set pieces are rarely threatening. Sonny almost drug us across the finish line by sheer force of will, but alas.
November 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
LAFC failing to score against a nine-man team really exemplifies the teams problems the whole season: we just lack finishing lethality. Set pieces are rarely threatening. Sonny almost drug us across the finish line by sheer force of will, but alas.
Superman: kyrptonite.
Dracula: garlic.
Will Stancil: this graph.
Dracula: garlic.
Will Stancil: this graph.
November 14, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Superman: kyrptonite.
Dracula: garlic.
Will Stancil: this graph.
Dracula: garlic.
Will Stancil: this graph.
Starting a rumor about my enemies that they are booger brothers: they love to eat each-others boogers.
November 8, 2025 at 3:22 AM
Starting a rumor about my enemies that they are booger brothers: they love to eat each-others boogers.
I'm not like other swaggy white boys---I enjoy hip hop in a very normal and not annoying way 💅
November 7, 2025 at 5:53 PM
I'm not like other swaggy white boys---I enjoy hip hop in a very normal and not annoying way 💅
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Under new head of Paramount David Ellison, the studio has drawn up a list of actors who opposed the Gaza genocide and will not allow them to appear in its films and TV shows.
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Does this sound familiar?
Also, "Ellison is reportedly aiming to take over Warner Bros. next."
Paramount Has Blacklist for Stars Deemed “Overtly Antisemitic” — World of Reel
It sure looks like the likes of Javier Bardem, Joaquin Phoenix, Emma Stone, and Mark Ruffalo won’t be making movies for Paramount in the foreseeable future.
www.worldofreel.com
November 7, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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If I were the devil, I would design hell so that people don't realize they've died, but everything you were looking forward to just get delayed and delayed to where everything good and decent seems indefinitely forestalled.
New game? Sorry, release date pushed back.
New high speed rail? Delayed.
New game? Sorry, release date pushed back.
New high speed rail? Delayed.
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
If I were the devil, I would design hell so that people don't realize they've died, but everything you were looking forward to just get delayed and delayed to where everything good and decent seems indefinitely forestalled.
New game? Sorry, release date pushed back.
New high speed rail? Delayed.
New game? Sorry, release date pushed back.
New high speed rail? Delayed.
The Chinese think in terms of centuries while American's think in terms of OMG DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT TRUMP SAID?!
November 6, 2025 at 3:58 PM
The Chinese think in terms of centuries while American's think in terms of OMG DID YOU JUST SEE WHAT TRUMP SAID?!
Personal announcement: when you become a niche fashion influencer on instagram you start getting messages from people telling you about how actually AI is good because of their particular porn use-case, so I guess I'm saying fame is not worth it.
October 17, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Personal announcement: when you become a niche fashion influencer on instagram you start getting messages from people telling you about how actually AI is good because of their particular porn use-case, so I guess I'm saying fame is not worth it.
Nobody is praising me for the battle I'm waging against becoming corny as fuck due to finding the love of my life and I just need some acknowledgement.
October 17, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Nobody is praising me for the battle I'm waging against becoming corny as fuck due to finding the love of my life and I just need some acknowledgement.
The fuck I do
Everyone is using AI now whether you know it or not or even want to.
But please let's hear your thoughtful commentary on where my arguments go astray. No? I know it's easier to just throw feces.
But please let's hear your thoughtful commentary on where my arguments go astray. No? I know it's easier to just throw feces.
October 8, 2025 at 11:34 PM
The fuck I do
Thank you for your service: all the white women in my comments saying shit like “he understood the assignment”.
October 8, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Thank you for your service: all the white women in my comments saying shit like “he understood the assignment”.
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died as he lived (talking out the side of his neck)
September 10, 2025 at 9:43 PM
died as he lived (talking out the side of his neck)
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Charlie Kirk spent his life profiting off of creating an environment that stokes fear and hatred
I'm horrified by the shooting of Charlie Kirk at a college event in Utah.
Political violence has no place in our country.
Political violence has no place in our country.
September 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Charlie Kirk spent his life profiting off of creating an environment that stokes fear and hatred
Love to get a text from your girlfriend that there's an active shooter situation on the campus she works at because Charlie Kirk decided to hold a nazi rally.
September 10, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Love to get a text from your girlfriend that there's an active shooter situation on the campus she works at because Charlie Kirk decided to hold a nazi rally.
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*while being boiled in a witch's cauldron with carrots floating around me* hearing a lot of people are being made into soup lately
September 4, 2025 at 7:35 PM
*while being boiled in a witch's cauldron with carrots floating around me* hearing a lot of people are being made into soup lately
Hitting 40k followers on Instagram as somebody who isn’t really trying and then seeing professional influencers whose entire day is grinding to get followers have less is just…it’s so beautiful to me.
September 4, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Hitting 40k followers on Instagram as somebody who isn’t really trying and then seeing professional influencers whose entire day is grinding to get followers have less is just…it’s so beautiful to me.
Miami are a joke. Is this the legacy Messi wants? Bunch of entitled, spoiled brats.
September 1, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Miami are a joke. Is this the legacy Messi wants? Bunch of entitled, spoiled brats.
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Cars should have a forward horn and a backward horn.
August 21, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Cars should have a forward horn and a backward horn.
Have they thought about making a multi-vitamin that's not one huge horse pill, but like 2-3 small pills that are easier to swallow? Somebody get me on the line with Big Vitamin.
August 14, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Have they thought about making a multi-vitamin that's not one huge horse pill, but like 2-3 small pills that are easier to swallow? Somebody get me on the line with Big Vitamin.
I believe Ron DeSantis is the Wario to Pete Holmes' Mario.
August 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I believe Ron DeSantis is the Wario to Pete Holmes' Mario.
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In all honesty, I think the reason people miscalculated the Sydney Sweeney jeans thing is that they assume the people obsessed with her are 18-25 when really it’s 50-70 year old weird wet men
August 11, 2025 at 8:37 PM
In all honesty, I think the reason people miscalculated the Sydney Sweeney jeans thing is that they assume the people obsessed with her are 18-25 when really it’s 50-70 year old weird wet men
I honestly feel like my inability to appreciate K-Pop is one of my worst qualities, but I just can't. I'm happy for you all tho. Truly.
August 11, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I honestly feel like my inability to appreciate K-Pop is one of my worst qualities, but I just can't. I'm happy for you all tho. Truly.
Imagine being this guy.
August 11, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Imagine being this guy.