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The Gordonite
@thegordonite.bsky.social
just some creepy old dude that's addicted to thrifting horror movies
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SHORT HORROR FILM "Gospel" - https://youtu.be/JMjlOrkkvGA?si=biDCl-U9Ntso0eV1
July 21, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A quick horror hunt as part of this here's #dghorrorchallenge
OSHA compliant horror hunt at Goodwill #dghorrorchallenge
YouTube video by The Gordonite
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July 16, 2025 at 2:20 PM
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Happy 4th of July, Batman.
July 4, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Folk horror is when you get drafted to hold the garden hose while your cousin's kids bomb the slip'n'slide at 4th of July family gathering.
Folk horror is when the bar runs out of beer at a Fairport Convention gig.
Folk horror is when Van Morrison is doing a Moondance in a cryptids lair
June 15, 2025 at 11:49 AM
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My favorite #Wisconsin #NoKings sign/flag from today.

#wipolitics
June 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
We got to see the original #FridayThe13th at our town's historic theater and it was exactly the vibe I needed 🙏

#horrosky #F13
June 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Seeing #LEGO reduced to a model kit supplier upsets my #genX mind in a way I can't really describe.

#justoldmanthoughts
June 11, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Ever since I first randomly picked up an issue of Savage Sword Of Conan the Cimmerian has been my favorite sword and sorcery character.
House ad from 1970 trumpeting the first appearance of Conan in a Marvel comic.
June 7, 2025 at 8:22 AM
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Last week somebody reminded me of this drawing I did TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO.

Regret to inform conditions have not improved!
June 5, 2025 at 7:16 PM
20th? T W E N T Y ?? How the fuck did I get this old, holy shit.

#venetiansnares
REISSUE OF THE WEEK: ‘Rossz Csillag Alatt Született’ by Venetian Snares

Venetian Snares’ most well-known and celebrated album celebrates its 20th release anniversary with a fresh repress on Planet Mu.

@planetmurecords.bsky.social
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June 6, 2025 at 11:14 AM
If you're a found footage horror fan check out Unknown Project (2013, a.k.a. Things Unknown)!

#horrorsky #foundfootage #alienabduction #horrormovies

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A ★★★★ review of Unknown Project (2013)
This found footage gets pretty much everything right. Fun and natural characters, good pacing, a perfectly reasonable justification for the footage existing as it does, and the big one: getting the lo...
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June 6, 2025 at 9:14 AM
Scottish Po' Boy?

#haggis #getinmybelly
Bacon, scallop and haggis roll.

Yes please.
June 6, 2025 at 6:53 AM
🤌🤌🤌
Italian horror movie US title: The Flower of Death Blooms Prematurely on a Summer Night

Italian title: The Police are Confused by the Knife Killer
June 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
All Hail West Texas is an all time great album 🤘💚🤘

#themountaingoats #allhailwesttexas
June 4, 2025 at 11:15 AM
Hey #horrorsky check out my new hat

(my fave part is "charred pedophiles" 🤘🤘)
May 30, 2025 at 11:55 AM
Which tv series have you watched more than once?

(a lot but this one has been on my mind lately)
May 29, 2025 at 10:37 AM
Drop your horror crush #filmsky #horrorsky
May 29, 2025 at 5:01 AM
I found a treasure while rummaging thru our storage room 😂

#xxx #vindiesel
May 27, 2025 at 12:53 AM
Jordon Peel's "Sus"

Now it's just about a family vacation and some annoying neighbors.
Add a letter, ruin a movie

Uncut Germs
May 27, 2025 at 12:10 AM
I'm not usually tempted by Instagram ads but ...
May 26, 2025 at 9:43 AM
Rank the #Ghostbusters franchise (continuing from a reddit post, not counting games/books) -

1. Ghostbusters

2. The Real Ghostbusters

3. Ghostbusters 2

4. Frozen Empire

5. Afterlife

6. 2016 and the other animated show(s)

#movieranking #horrorsky
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May 24, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Is it weird that whenever I read #horrorsky in my head I pronounce it like Kowalski?
a penguin is sitting on top of a bowl of cherries with the words kowalski status report .
ALT: a penguin is sitting on top of a bowl of cherries with the words kowalski status report .
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May 23, 2025 at 5:42 AM
Rob Zombie's Christmas With The Kranks
David Cronenberg's Frozen
May 21, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Off topic but I want games like... uhhh ... A golf RPG with holes that are 3 miles long and there's crazy upgrades to get or a Cannonball Run racing game that's real time.

#videogames #cannonballrun
May 20, 2025 at 10:43 AM
Watching the waves roll in before work
May 20, 2025 at 7:02 AM