Christopher Gilstrap
@thegilstrap.bsky.social
The estranged goblin cousin of Mr. Tumnus
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Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
July 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Pretty fucked that the second most important liquid in the world is called “gas.”
in Star Wars: Skeleton Crew, Jude Law gets into a fight with his ex-girlfriend (an actual owl)
April 9, 2025 at 5:14 AM
in Star Wars: Skeleton Crew, Jude Law gets into a fight with his ex-girlfriend (an actual owl)
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Teen Vogue presents: Introducing Vivian Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social
In her 2nd-ever interview, the 20-year-old tells @ellayurman.bsky.social about going viral, protecting trans youth, her “pathetic man-child” estranged dad Elon Musk, and more @teenvogue.com
www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
In her 2nd-ever interview, the 20-year-old tells @ellayurman.bsky.social about going viral, protecting trans youth, her “pathetic man-child” estranged dad Elon Musk, and more @teenvogue.com
www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
March 20, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Teen Vogue presents: Introducing Vivian Wilson @thevivllainous.bsky.social
In her 2nd-ever interview, the 20-year-old tells @ellayurman.bsky.social about going viral, protecting trans youth, her “pathetic man-child” estranged dad Elon Musk, and more @teenvogue.com
www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
In her 2nd-ever interview, the 20-year-old tells @ellayurman.bsky.social about going viral, protecting trans youth, her “pathetic man-child” estranged dad Elon Musk, and more @teenvogue.com
www.teenvogue.com/story/vivian...
Guys I just came up with a tongue twister
In Baghdad, Dad bagged a baddie. I'm mad glad Daddy bagged a rad Baghdad baddie.
In Baghdad, Dad bagged a baddie. I'm mad glad Daddy bagged a rad Baghdad baddie.
March 4, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Guys I just came up with a tongue twister
In Baghdad, Dad bagged a baddie. I'm mad glad Daddy bagged a rad Baghdad baddie.
In Baghdad, Dad bagged a baddie. I'm mad glad Daddy bagged a rad Baghdad baddie.
Just now realizing how corny it is that the phoenix in Harry Potter is named Fawkes
March 2, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Just now realizing how corny it is that the phoenix in Harry Potter is named Fawkes
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Palestinian spirit is unbeatable
WATCH | Palestinians prepare for a large iftar, in Rafah, southern Gaza.
March 2, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Palestinian spirit is unbeatable
Someone abbreviates Marjorie Taylor Greene "MTG"
My brain:
Magic The Gathering
wait no
Machine Tun Gelly
No
Metal Tear Golid
No
My brain:
Magic The Gathering
wait no
Machine Tun Gelly
No
Metal Tear Golid
No
February 28, 2025 at 10:18 PM
Someone abbreviates Marjorie Taylor Greene "MTG"
My brain:
Magic The Gathering
wait no
Machine Tun Gelly
No
Metal Tear Golid
No
My brain:
Magic The Gathering
wait no
Machine Tun Gelly
No
Metal Tear Golid
No
*cherubim
Heaven Installs Spikes To Keep Cherubs From Shitting On St. Peter’s Gate
theonion.com/heaven-...
theonion.com/heaven-...
February 22, 2025 at 9:13 PM
*cherubim
watched A Complete Unknown... was the goal to make me like Bob Dylan LESS?
February 17, 2025 at 6:58 AM
watched A Complete Unknown... was the goal to make me like Bob Dylan LESS?
The word cockpit is so normalized that we never stop to think about how weird it is that the control room of an airplane is called the cockpit
February 16, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The word cockpit is so normalized that we never stop to think about how weird it is that the control room of an airplane is called the cockpit
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I don't think most people know this comic was originally animated 🙂
February 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I don't think most people know this comic was originally animated 🙂
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
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“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
February 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
“Oh, did a sportsball happen?” I whisper smugly from my vantage point on a distant cliff, the sounds of celebration in the village far below just barely audible over the lonely wind whipping my tattered cloak
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High school students in Los Angeles have walked out of class and assembled at city hall to protest ICE deportations.
February 5, 2025 at 9:25 PM
High school students in Los Angeles have walked out of class and assembled at city hall to protest ICE deportations.
When I say I'm donating my body to science, this is what I mean
January 29, 2025 at 11:24 PM
When I say I'm donating my body to science, this is what I mean
This is what y'all's snow angels look like with the legs divided like that
January 27, 2025 at 8:11 AM
This is what y'all's snow angels look like with the legs divided like that
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hank won’t cross post what is, in my opinion, his best tweet, so i’ll just have to do it for him
January 23, 2025 at 3:16 AM
hank won’t cross post what is, in my opinion, his best tweet, so i’ll just have to do it for him
Ț̻̱͈͔ͫh̙̗̮̫͍ͤ͜e҉̙͍͓͇͌ h͖̹̝ͬ̒͑o͉͙̎̆͒ͨͭŕ̙̦͙̓͘r͕̭̜͆͒ͪ͂̚ọ͓̜͚́ͭͭ͐r̗ͣ͂s̮̬͛͐ ḁ̎͝r͏͕͊̽̓̆e̠̦̯͌ e̹͚̜̋̔́̓̿n̡̮̦͔͐͂̽d҉̫̅̓ͯ̈̓ļ̘̮̩̰̌ͫ̿e̜̲̾͘s̶̮͙̣̑͗ͩ̄̚s̰̪̽ͥ̉̇͝,͇̝̱͌ b̨̯͉̬̞͆̑u̜̰̟̘̘̾ͩ͋ͨ̈́ț̸̤̭͍̑ Î̜̳̖̀̑͞ r̛͕̭͖̾̍̎e͍͙̓m͈̐̃̏a͖̮̖̯̳̿̋i̥͑ͮ̈́n҉͎̊ s̛̙̻͋̂ĩ͇̟̂̒͝l͏̩̙̰̺͕͛̾͛̈́̚l͔ͣ̉ͫ͋̑ÿ͎̫̀ͬ͑͐
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Ț̻̱͈͔ͫh̙̗̮̫͍ͤ͜e҉̙͍͓͇͌ h͖̹̝ͬ̒͑o͉͙̎̆͒ͨͭŕ̙̦͙̓͘r͕̭̜͆͒ͪ͂̚ọ͓̜͚́ͭͭ͐r̗ͣ͂s̮̬͛͐ ḁ̎͝r͏͕͊̽̓̆e̠̦̯͌ e̹͚̜̋̔́̓̿n̡̮̦͔͐͂̽d҉̫̅̓ͯ̈̓ļ̘̮̩̰̌ͫ̿e̜̲̾͘s̶̮͙̣̑͗ͩ̄̚s̰̪̽ͥ̉̇͝,͇̝̱͌ b̨̯͉̬̞͆̑u̜̰̟̘̘̾ͩ͋ͨ̈́ț̸̤̭͍̑ Î̜̳̖̀̑͞ r̛͕̭͖̾̍̎e͍͙̓m͈̐̃̏a͖̮̖̯̳̿̋i̥͑ͮ̈́n҉͎̊ s̛̙̻͋̂ĩ͇̟̂̒͝l͏̩̙̰̺͕͛̾͛̈́̚l͔ͣ̉ͫ͋̑ÿ͎̫̀ͬ͑͐
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they said in 2025 i will say "Heavens to betsy" . I wont be incorporating the phrase "Heavens to betsy" into my posts, not in 2025, not ever
January 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
they said in 2025 i will say "Heavens to betsy" . I wont be incorporating the phrase "Heavens to betsy" into my posts, not in 2025, not ever
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once it has been exported, there is no way to revert a dog back into a nintendog
January 4, 2025 at 4:45 PM
once it has been exported, there is no way to revert a dog back into a nintendog
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(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
January 5, 2025 at 7:54 PM
(on my computer, typing to another guy who's also on the computer) Go outside nerd. Get off the computer
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This aged rather poorly.
January 5, 2025 at 10:45 PM
This aged rather poorly.
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these days a fellow is oft said to have put his whole pussy into matters he surely only half pussied. quarter pussied, even, for shame. the term is so liberally applied as to have lost itself. reader, give not these callow bachelors such praises for inferior efforts of the cunny
December 31, 2024 at 10:20 PM
these days a fellow is oft said to have put his whole pussy into matters he surely only half pussied. quarter pussied, even, for shame. the term is so liberally applied as to have lost itself. reader, give not these callow bachelors such praises for inferior efforts of the cunny
No for real
Hmm can we workshop the name please? They’re going to be bullied by the skibidi kids
January 2, 2025 at 1:17 PM
No for real