The Gay Swami
@thegayswami.bsky.social
The Leading Ginfluencer. Building Brands and Belting Gin One White Line at a Time.
The Galaxy https://tootruthy.blogspot.com/
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Sorry troops. But hey, Argentina needed money and we have to build a base for Qatar.
House GOP just said they won't be back in Washington next week, so the shutdown probably goes at least until the week of Oct 20th.
October 10, 2025 at 8:49 PM
Sorry troops. But hey, Argentina needed money and we have to build a base for Qatar.
Taylor Swift Dedicates Song to Travis's Pecker
(What the tweens are singing at karaoke)
"Wood"
🎶He (Ah!)matized me
And opened my eyes
Redwood tree
It ain't hard to see
His love was the key
That opened my thighs🎶
open.spotify.com/track/5ylJtm...
(What the tweens are singing at karaoke)
"Wood"
🎶He (Ah!)matized me
And opened my eyes
Redwood tree
It ain't hard to see
His love was the key
That opened my thighs🎶
open.spotify.com/track/5ylJtm...
Wood
open.spotify.com
October 10, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Taylor Swift Dedicates Song to Travis's Pecker
(What the tweens are singing at karaoke)
"Wood"
🎶He (Ah!)matized me
And opened my eyes
Redwood tree
It ain't hard to see
His love was the key
That opened my thighs🎶
open.spotify.com/track/5ylJtm...
(What the tweens are singing at karaoke)
"Wood"
🎶He (Ah!)matized me
And opened my eyes
Redwood tree
It ain't hard to see
His love was the key
That opened my thighs🎶
open.spotify.com/track/5ylJtm...
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Remember that one episode of Eeerie Indiana where that neighbor family slept in giant Tupperware containers to stay “fresh and young”
I do.
I do.
October 9, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Remember that one episode of Eeerie Indiana where that neighbor family slept in giant Tupperware containers to stay “fresh and young”
I do.
I do.
Circumcision causing autism is a stretch.💁
Besides linking Tylenol in pregnant women to autism, RFK Jr. now says circumcision is part of the reason why kids are autistic.
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
"Children who are circumcised early have double the rate of autism, and it's highly likely because they're given Tylenol. None of this is positive..."
October 10, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Circumcision causing autism is a stretch.💁
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We don't shoot turkeys around these parts we lure them to the tv set to watch basketball and play a traditional Thanksgiving game of point-shaving where the grand dragon (ME) bags bribes all day!
November 22, 2023 at 10:03 PM
We don't shoot turkeys around these parts we lure them to the tv set to watch basketball and play a traditional Thanksgiving game of point-shaving where the grand dragon (ME) bags bribes all day!
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October 31, 2023 at 3:02 PM
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i think it should be a bigger story that NYC’s public libraries are now being forced to close on Sundays due to budget cuts while the NYPD spends 95% of the Library system’s total budget to get new encrypted radios that prevent people from knowing when the cops kill people
The NYPD is spending $390 million on a new, encrypted radio system
The public and news reporters will no longer be able to listen in.
gothamist.com
November 21, 2023 at 5:52 PM
i think it should be a bigger story that NYC’s public libraries are now being forced to close on Sundays due to budget cuts while the NYPD spends 95% of the Library system’s total budget to get new encrypted radios that prevent people from knowing when the cops kill people
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could they not just get the sperm while they’re alive
like, preemptively
like, preemptively
November 15, 2023 at 10:33 PM
could they not just get the sperm while they’re alive
like, preemptively
like, preemptively
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Imagine finding a 50-year-old foot in your bed.
This morning I found two. 🫨
This morning I found two. 🫨
August 11, 2023 at 3:50 AM
Imagine finding a 50-year-old foot in your bed.
This morning I found two. 🫨
This morning I found two. 🫨
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Feeling frisky about what's behind that hand [lower L]
November 22, 2023 at 4:17 AM
Feeling frisky about what's behind that hand [lower L]
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lol why does every ad on twitter have a community note explaining why it’s a scam
November 19, 2023 at 11:20 PM
lol why does every ad on twitter have a community note explaining why it’s a scam
When the grocery store bagger insults your shifty sari, use the FAKE bitecoin. -His Holiness, THE GAY SWAMI
September 14, 2023 at 10:32 PM
When the grocery store bagger insults your shifty sari, use the FAKE bitecoin. -His Holiness, THE GAY SWAMI
Will all the people on here named "Wood" please rise. -His Holiness, THE GAY SWAMI
September 14, 2023 at 10:13 PM
Will all the people on here named "Wood" please rise. -His Holiness, THE GAY SWAMI
"The Best of Enemies" documentary describes the SHOCK that shook the world when William F. Buckley called Gore Vidal a "faggot" on live TV during one of their master debates!
September 14, 2023 at 9:03 PM
"The Best of Enemies" documentary describes the SHOCK that shook the world when William F. Buckley called Gore Vidal a "faggot" on live TV during one of their master debates!
An experienced swami would have asked those ushers "Do you know who YOU are?" after a smoke and before excusing their own self out!
September 13, 2023 at 8:29 PM
An experienced swami would have asked those ushers "Do you know who YOU are?" after a smoke and before excusing their own self out!
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On my patreon today: DEADPOOL
www.patreon.com/posts/889762...
www.patreon.com/posts/889762...
September 8, 2023 at 6:08 PM
On my patreon today: DEADPOOL
www.patreon.com/posts/889762...
www.patreon.com/posts/889762...
I really like this interface here. No frills, no creepy algorithm and it has this ASCII Character Set feel to it that makes it seem built to last.
July 31, 2023 at 2:50 AM
I really like this interface here. No frills, no creepy algorithm and it has this ASCII Character Set feel to it that makes it seem built to last.
The new CEO over at the Flophouse irons her yoga pants...
July 28, 2023 at 4:50 PM
The new CEO over at the Flophouse irons her yoga pants...
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Spot marks the X.
July 24, 2023 at 9:28 PM
Spot marks the X.