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baby-lon.bsky.social
this is my dawntrail cheating comic I made a while ago and didnt post anywhere please enjoy :) #ffxiv #ffxivart #arttaglalalalala
November 3, 2024 at 7:46 PM
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memai333.bsky.social
lamasphene...
June 29, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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esvrld.bsky.social
YUGGOTHIC DELUSIONS OGDO is out!
ꙮ interview with the cybersmith
ꙮ lloigor sélavy goes squamous
ꙮ our tribute to charlie kirk
ꙮ sri siddhan reveals the secrets of death
ꙮ art by davey, panopticon rose, and serpent messiah
ꙮ and more!

GET IT WHILE YOU CAN: xn--xx8a.run
a magazine cover. foreground shows blue-black jagged rocks with a canyon winding its way thru them. behind the rocks rises a green pyramid, patterned with darker and lighter circles, which seems to glow slightly. behind the pyramid a blue-black mountain peak can be seen. the background is complex black, purple, and pink swirls and eddies. masthead at the top left-hand corner reads, in narrow sans-serif type, 'yuggothic delusions ogdo'. the first 'o' is stylised as a cyrillic multiocular o
October 14, 2025 at 12:11 AM
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Wavefunction Collapse

xkcd.com/3134/
4-panel Comic. (1) STUDENT: If the wavefunction only collapses when I observe it, does that mean my consciousness affects the universe? (2) [Bad:] PROFESSOR: Yes, quantum entanglement proves that we all have souls. (3) [Good:] PROFESSOR: No, consciousness plays no role here. It’s just physical measurement. (4) [Chaotic:] PROFESSOR: No. The wavefunction collapses when *I* look at it because I’m a full professor. It won’t collapse for an undergraduate.
August 28, 2025 at 9:27 PM
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bonuseruptus.bsky.social
I know we're all having fun, but we must Never Forget that Ted Cruz liked Cory Chase incest porn on 9/11.
Screenshot of Ted Cruz's likes tab from Twitter on September 11, 2017, liking a tweet from @SexuallPosts of an incest porn clip
September 11, 2025 at 6:47 AM
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rattlegeist.bsky.social
Doll-jointed Lancer pilot design for [Doggirlfailure]
A mech pilot with blue hair, with prosthetic arms and legs designed after a doll's joints, she wears steel toed boots and has combat gear strapped to her thighs.
May 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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rattlegeist.bsky.social
Mecha Pilot comm for [ @dutchduk.bsky.social ]
A mecha pilot stands with her hands on her hips wearing a patch jacket with an emblem of a two headed dog & a lesbian flag
May 6, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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BlackRaptor62 • 3y Top 1% Commenter Yes, 同志 means both Comrade & Gay Person. It is all about context
May 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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jamesheathers.bsky.social
Exactly a year ago, a paper claimed apple cider vinegar was as effective as Ozempic for weight loss. *Clearly wrong.*

This is the story of exactly one year of dealing with this paper.

And the very normal, very complete failure of governance that resulted.

open.substack.com/pub/jamescla...
Research Integrity Is A Clown Car Which Continually Spills Forth A Truly Surprising Quantity Of Sad, Honking, Incompetent Clowns
The anatomy of an utter failure of academic governance
open.substack.com
May 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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buddygrouse.bsky.social
My Boss the Demiurge 2 #oc
March 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
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buddygrouse.bsky.social
My Boss the Demiurge 3 #oc
March 17, 2025 at 3:37 PM
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esvrld.bsky.social
i aim to destroy truth, consume good, and defame reality
March 28, 2025 at 6:17 PM
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A real message I got on Instagram yesterday
December 28, 2024 at 2:02 PM
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LambHoot makes such good vidoes!! fuck!!! youtu.be/gRp8Kr04NzA?...
The Space Truck Sim where you're Doomed to Fail 🪐
YouTube video by LambHoot
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March 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
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45liza109.bsky.social
♥️

#art #illustration #ffxiv
February 24, 2025 at 5:43 AM
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samipeko.bsky.social
the rear palace's cat is Back
January 20, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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weirdundead.bsky.social
The Conquerer
[5 of Swords tarot]
January 31, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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davidjroth.bsky.social
NYPD suspects that the killer of United Healthcare's CEO has fled the city, but they are not giving up. 24 hours a day, in precincts all over the city, officers whose heads are the exact size and shape of a Boars Head boiled ham showing each other stuff on their phones and injecting steroids.
December 6, 2024 at 10:07 PM
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December 5, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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ghostbri.bsky.social
i'm uploading some old comics/stories over the next few days if you don't mind :) here is Sigils of the Dead Knights from 2020. cw death and violence. 1/6
A digital painting of a skeleton wearing armor, clutching a sword and surrounded by thorns. The text reads: "Sigils of the Dead Knights." Two illustrations in greyscale in a storybook style. The left image depicts a male knight with a white border, and the right image depicts that same character fighting a beast. The text reads: "Sir Hereweald of Laurel, Sigil of Wicker. A lonesome man haunted by the death of his companions in Yarrow. He swore to become stronger, but was killed by a great beast." Two illustrations in greyscale in a storybook style. The left image depicts a male knight with a white border, and the right image depicts that same character drowning in a river while an angry mob looks on. The text reads: "Sir Ingelram of Wakerobin, Sigil of Thistle. A knight who became a thief after being unhappy with his lord's stipend. He drowned in a river while running from an angry mob." Two illustrations in greyscale in a storybook style. The left image depicts a female knight with a sword and white border, and the right image depicts that same character impaled with multiple swords amidst a tree and thorns. The text reads: "Lady Sunnifa of Teak, Sigil of Iron. Was said to have never spoken a word. She died protecting her lover, the Iron Princess."
November 18, 2024 at 9:30 PM
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ghostbri.bsky.social
There's Something Red in the Ground, 2022. cw: blood, death, nudity. 1/7
A comic page in a red and green color palette. The image depicts a farmer woman appraising a red weed growing in her garden. The title text reads: "There's something red in the ground." A comic page in a red and green color palette. The image depicts a hand growing out of the ground near the red weed. The farmer woman pulls on the hand, to reveal a naked woman with long blonde hair, covered in dirt. A comic page in a red and green color palette. The image depicts a full-body illustration of the blonde woman, now in a dress. Two small panels emphasize her red hands and red cheeks. The text reads: "Her hands were red. I gave her some clothes. Her cheeks were red too." A comic page in a red and green color palette. The image depicts the farmer, her husband, and the woman sitting around a table inside of a farm house. The farmer asks the woman a question, which she brushes off. The final panel implies the husband is staring at the woman's breasts. The text reads: "I asked her where she came from. She said: 'The same place as you.' I said I didn't come from the ground. She said: 'How do you know?' I caught my husband looking."
November 22, 2024 at 7:05 PM
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A design commission I got from @guttertongue.bsky.social! They do the most exquisite monsters.

The war-demons are the last vestiges of a long-forgotten age, one otherwise consigned to the nightmares of mortals. Both vain and cruel, they take great pride in their horrific corporeal forms.

#art #oc
A reference sheet depicting a fantasy monster character. They are a massive, heavily built creature vaguely resembling a toad, with large brutish limbs and splayed digits on their hands and feet. Their eyeless head is comprised of a large armored set of jaws hiding another set of fanged pharyngeal jaws; from this second set of jaws emerges a protrusion which takes on the visage of a fair-haired humanoid head and torso. The back of their head is dominated by a second, massive maw, out of which a long tongue extends. Their head and shoulders are covered by a mound of slimy, amorphous flesh. The sheet itself depicts the following: three side views of the front jaws (closed, inner jaw extended, inner jaw fully open and humanoid visage emerging from it); a detail view of the fleshy head covering; a frontal view of the uncovered head; a view of the back set of jaws fully open (revealing many teeth) and tongue extended; a perspective view of the creature crouching.
February 10, 2024 at 12:39 AM