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theerikharrison
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Multidisciplinary fuckup
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We're going to drink some beers and stage a reading of Our American Cousin in a bar (Barrel DC, in Eastern Market) next Wednesday at 7:30pm.

It's a silly little farce! You've probably never seen it before! No, we're not affiliated with Ford's in any way! Why do people keep asking us that!
February 12, 2025 at 6:11 PM
It's nice having so few followers here I don't have to worry about filtering thoughts of self harm
October 20, 2023 at 8:45 PM
regorfing is okay, this anti-regorf culture is a Xitter holdover. But the prelpt-without-granching crowd can eat my peef
August 20, 2023 at 8:27 PM
The sign in this burn ICU calls the "The Hottest Team in burn/plastics" and to be fair a couple of them are cute.
August 17, 2023 at 11:46 PM
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A fun thing about being a writer is how work is writing but then goofing off/winding down/free time is also sometimes writing.
August 17, 2023 at 2:32 PM
July 2, 2023 at 2:09 AM
The cultural whiplash on James "Movie Elon Musk" Cameron is sending me
June 24, 2023 at 3:01 PM
I'm trying to establish my brand before going commercial
We have FREE FEET on the skyline!!

And they've.... Got rizz??
June 24, 2023 at 2:14 PM
June 24, 2023 at 1:30 AM
Let's talk about AI in layman's terms, and what happened here. Because it is scary, but not exactly in the way Sci Fi might have prepared you for. 🧵

https://www.vice.com/en/article/4a33gj/ai-controlled-drone-goes-rogue-kills-human-operator-in-usaf-simulated-test
June 2, 2023 at 3:55 PM
Same, Meeshy. Same
May 25, 2023 at 8:56 PM
In case you were wondering what Google thinks Clint Eastwood's greatest accomplishment is.
May 25, 2023 at 5:22 PM
I guess this is the only place in the world I can bitch about something deeply niche that happens to also involve literally all of my friends. But probably nothing in the world makes me feel like a bridge troll more than DC's regional theater awards.
May 23, 2023 at 12:03 AM
Quick @scalzi story. I bought 2 copies of Fuzzy Nation at a signing as birthday gifts for a pair of identical twin brothers. I had 15 minutes between by day job and my night job, and waltzed into the convention center right at the start, and lucked out with John at an empty table...
May 21, 2023 at 5:26 PM
This same man saw the trailer for Theater Camp, started crying and said "Oh no, a movie that knows me better than my wife ever will."
I have a friend who gave up a life of Poverty and Acting to become a VP at a bank. Some of his friends from that world are worried he is having an affair - I don't know how to tell them that he's sneaking off to do stand up.
May 20, 2023 at 4:21 PM
I have a friend who gave up a life of Poverty and Acting to become a VP at a bank. Some of his friends from that world are worried he is having an affair - I don't know how to tell them that he's sneaking off to do stand up.
May 20, 2023 at 4:20 PM
Finished that damn writing assignment and now I'm drinking and I'm sorry I'm using bsky like twitter
May 20, 2023 at 1:11 AM
Being a person is bad and I do not like it
May 19, 2023 at 4:56 PM
"Maybe I should post my dick to test -" no, stop it, engineering has rot your brain.
Just letting everyone know about the lexicon here:

If you post lewds and the AI doesn't catch them, it's called a "Butt Escape".

Think of it like a VM escape, but for butts.

Even if it's titties or hog or whatever and there's not butt, for simplicity sake, it's a Butt Escape.
May 18, 2023 at 5:31 PM
What's today's trash?
May 18, 2023 at 4:47 PM
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just reexamined my beliefs. turns out they were all true and, in fact, didn't go far enough
May 18, 2023 at 4:31 PM
have you tried 11 coffees instead
oh, perhaps the reason I can’t focus is indeed because I have eaten nothing today

why do I never learn
May 18, 2023 at 12:34 AM
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"Yeah sex is great but-" Um check your priors sweetie
May 18, 2023 at 12:22 AM
I wish I were addicted to something healthier than "making art"
May 17, 2023 at 9:30 PM
I just booked an acting gig. There are so few people I know here, I feel like I can admit feeling good about that without having to make a fake successful acting life to promote my real unsuccessful acting life.
May 16, 2023 at 3:41 PM