🏳️⚧️ Eli Riots @ COMMS OPEN
@theeliriots.bsky.social
He/him
butlerian jihadist
butlerian jihadist
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Opening up some headshot commissions to help make ends meet! $30 gets you a character token for your TTRPG needs: ko-fi.com/elijah_johns...
Wisp likes animals and kids (even though sometimes she’s not very good at talking to them)
November 17, 2025 at 8:09 PM
Wisp likes animals and kids (even though sometimes she’s not very good at talking to them)
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he was a hunter, I was a bird
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
November 17, 2025 at 5:43 PM
he was a hunter, I was a bird
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
can I make it aaa-ny more obbb-vious
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Friends, you of course recognize John De Hart as the charismatic, powerhouse lead of "Champagne and Bullets"/"GetEven". Despite this, IMDb only has him ranked as the 48,360th most famous person in entertainment.
Let's work together to correct this injustice: www.imdb.com/name/nm02088...
Let's work together to correct this injustice: www.imdb.com/name/nm02088...
November 17, 2025 at 5:51 PM
Friends, you of course recognize John De Hart as the charismatic, powerhouse lead of "Champagne and Bullets"/"GetEven". Despite this, IMDb only has him ranked as the 48,360th most famous person in entertainment.
Let's work together to correct this injustice: www.imdb.com/name/nm02088...
Let's work together to correct this injustice: www.imdb.com/name/nm02088...
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that's right, I drew the 54 unique doodles that make up this official Homestar Runner playing card deck! Don't let these hilarious drawings ruin your poker face!!
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
November 17, 2025 at 6:08 PM
that's right, I drew the 54 unique doodles that make up this official Homestar Runner playing card deck! Don't let these hilarious drawings ruin your poker face!!
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
A second “When Loving Lovers Love” reference has hit that RFK Jr blurb
November 17, 2025 at 6:47 PM
A second “When Loving Lovers Love” reference has hit that RFK Jr blurb
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November 17, 2025 at 5:20 PM
650 followers ayyyyyyy
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 PM
650 followers ayyyyyyy
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
oh okay
oh okay
November 17, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
oh okay
oh okay
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This is real life now I guess
November 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
This is real life now I guess
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The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
November 17, 2025 at 6:37 AM
The AI bubble may be about to bust.
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
Peter Thiel has sold all of his Nvidia stock.
We all need to say this very clearly:
NO BAILOUTS FOR THEFT-TECH!
Expropriate their asses instead.
They stole from all of us and fully plan to burn the planet.
They owe us - not the other way around. 1/3
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if you like elves and other pointy-eared folk, these are the starter packs for you! 🩷 (and lmk if you'd like to be added, there's still lots of room in the second one 🩷)
Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/QK4zXtb
More Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/DH3rdLf
Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/QK4zXtb
More Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/DH3rdLf
November 17, 2025 at 10:14 AM
if you like elves and other pointy-eared folk, these are the starter packs for you! 🩷 (and lmk if you'd like to be added, there's still lots of room in the second one 🩷)
Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/QK4zXtb
More Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/DH3rdLf
Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/QK4zXtb
More Elven Artists: go.bsky.app/DH3rdLf
Fact 1: Session ended with us stumbling upon a stunted, chained, and heavily scarred red dragon
Fact 2: Wisp has an accent when she speaks Ignan
Fact 3: Because I’m bad at accents, what was supposed to be Long Island/Jersey turned into Boston
Conclusion: next session is going to start like this
Fact 2: Wisp has an accent when she speaks Ignan
Fact 3: Because I’m bad at accents, what was supposed to be Long Island/Jersey turned into Boston
Conclusion: next session is going to start like this
November 17, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Fact 1: Session ended with us stumbling upon a stunted, chained, and heavily scarred red dragon
Fact 2: Wisp has an accent when she speaks Ignan
Fact 3: Because I’m bad at accents, what was supposed to be Long Island/Jersey turned into Boston
Conclusion: next session is going to start like this
Fact 2: Wisp has an accent when she speaks Ignan
Fact 3: Because I’m bad at accents, what was supposed to be Long Island/Jersey turned into Boston
Conclusion: next session is going to start like this
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it’s game time
let her into your magic shop
let her barter with her magic beans
by @theeliriots.bsky.social as always
#oc #ocsky #dndoc #eladrin #ritd #MagicBeansAreReal
let her into your magic shop
let her barter with her magic beans
by @theeliriots.bsky.social as always
#oc #ocsky #dndoc #eladrin #ritd #MagicBeansAreReal
November 16, 2025 at 10:59 PM
it’s game time
let her into your magic shop
let her barter with her magic beans
by @theeliriots.bsky.social as always
#oc #ocsky #dndoc #eladrin #ritd #MagicBeansAreReal
let her into your magic shop
let her barter with her magic beans
by @theeliriots.bsky.social as always
#oc #ocsky #dndoc #eladrin #ritd #MagicBeansAreReal
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smoking on that Hear Ye pack
November 16, 2025 at 7:01 PM
smoking on that Hear Ye pack
Wisp has abandonment issues and can hold a terrible grudge
November 16, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Wisp has abandonment issues and can hold a terrible grudge
NO MORE CLINTONS IN POLITICS
Except, of course…
Except, of course…
November 16, 2025 at 1:48 PM
NO MORE CLINTONS IN POLITICS
Except, of course…
Except, of course…
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that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
November 16, 2025 at 7:15 AM
that's right, fraud is when you take money for something you don't do
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TO WHAT END 🎼
some people say global warming is a hoax perpestrated by the chinese. but i say SHOW ME THE RECEIPS. because why would xi jin ping want to flood MY basement and rust MY bowflex? to what end? TO WHAT END🎶
November 16, 2025 at 3:11 AM
TO WHAT END 🎼
Just going through old art from Wisp’s game at this point.
Honestly still think I cooked with “tiefling who’s got a human skin tone but also tiefling-colored vitiligo”
Honestly still think I cooked with “tiefling who’s got a human skin tone but also tiefling-colored vitiligo”
November 16, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Just going through old art from Wisp’s game at this point.
Honestly still think I cooked with “tiefling who’s got a human skin tone but also tiefling-colored vitiligo”
Honestly still think I cooked with “tiefling who’s got a human skin tone but also tiefling-colored vitiligo”
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this is so accurate to how i play biatrix #oc by @theeliriots.bsky.social natch
November 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
this is so accurate to how i play biatrix #oc by @theeliriots.bsky.social natch
Honestly loved making the villain of Wisp’s childhood just. Literally the villain from that awful Christmas Tree movie
November 16, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Honestly loved making the villain of Wisp’s childhood just. Literally the villain from that awful Christmas Tree movie
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im prettyyy sure it's Ridani haha 🫶🏻🔥
November 15, 2025 at 10:37 PM
im prettyyy sure it's Ridani haha 🫶🏻🔥
Oh I KNOW it’s this cringefail girlboss
November 15, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Oh I KNOW it’s this cringefail girlboss
Sabaton not playing Cycle of Songs on this tour is SUCH A WASTE. do they not realize how cool it would be with a laser light show attached? Are they stupid???
November 15, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Sabaton not playing Cycle of Songs on this tour is SUCH A WASTE. do they not realize how cool it would be with a laser light show attached? Are they stupid???