🏳️⚧️ Eli Riots @ COMMS OPEN
@theeliriots.bsky.social
He/him
butlerian jihadist
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Opening up some headshot commissions to help make ends meet! $30 gets you a character token for your TTRPG needs: ko-fi.com/elijah_johns...
went so far as to change my profile pic because of how stupidly proud I am of this one. please clap.
November 14, 2025 at 4:33 PM
went so far as to change my profile pic because of how stupidly proud I am of this one. please clap.
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Great day at the dog park #weredaughter
March 2, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Great day at the dog park #weredaughter
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💛 She's waiting for you...
... to pre-order the Villainess art book!
>> www.kickstarter.com/...
@damesprod.bsky.social @novamali.bsky.social
... to pre-order the Villainess art book!
>> www.kickstarter.com/...
@damesprod.bsky.social @novamali.bsky.social
November 14, 2025 at 3:10 PM
💛 She's waiting for you...
... to pre-order the Villainess art book!
>> www.kickstarter.com/...
@damesprod.bsky.social @novamali.bsky.social
... to pre-order the Villainess art book!
>> www.kickstarter.com/...
@damesprod.bsky.social @novamali.bsky.social
"i worked super hard on this drawing so if it flops I'm going to be incredibly sad" and its lesser known cousin: "this idea is super brilliant to me so if it flops I'm going to be incredibly sad"
November 14, 2025 at 2:21 PM
"i worked super hard on this drawing so if it flops I'm going to be incredibly sad" and its lesser known cousin: "this idea is super brilliant to me so if it flops I'm going to be incredibly sad"
November 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
IT’S FINALLY HERE AHHHHHHHHHH I’ve been waiting for her to put this song up forEVER it’s so beautiful
November 14, 2025 at 12:21 PM
IT’S FINALLY HERE AHHHHHHHHHH I’ve been waiting for her to put this song up forEVER it’s so beautiful
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Naked Gun 2025 movie is great
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Naked Gun 2025 movie is great
Yesterday, bitch! It’s called From Mars to Sirius!!
November 13, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Yesterday, bitch! It’s called From Mars to Sirius!!
I think about Wisp and Hogar’s eventual wedding at least once a week
November 13, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I think about Wisp and Hogar’s eventual wedding at least once a week
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FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
BREAKING: Starbucks workers have launched a massive, nationwide strike.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
Baristas in 40 cities have walked off the job on the busiest day of Starbucks' year.
Upwards of 12,000 @sbworkersunited.org members could ultimately go on strike as the union escalates.
November 13, 2025 at 4:40 PM
FIVE HUNDRED MEN SACKED FOR REFUSING
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
TO EVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
THE VOICES DOWN THE AGES WARNING
NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
YOU MUST NEVER CROSS A PICKET LINE
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excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow
BREAKING: At Pope Leo XIV’s urging, U.S. Catholic bishops just delivered the strongest rebuke of a sitting president in Church history — condemning Trump-Vance raids as “inhumane” and “dehumanizing” in a 216–5 vote.
NEW: At Pope Leo’s Urging, Bishops Issue Historic Rebuke of Trump’s Raids
Nearly all U.S. Catholic bishops united in Baltimore to denounce the Trump administration’s “inhumane” deportation campaign — a near-unanimous, unprecedented moral stand against a sitting president.
www.thelettersfromleo.com
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
excited to hear jd vance show how sincere his Catholicism is by insulting and correcting the Church tomorrow
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Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
November 12, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Happy 10th, you magnificent freakshow.
#TheFinalPam
#TheFinalPam
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the weather alone is reason to leave. you think you know the heat because you live in california, but we are talking 99 and it’s soaking rain and the breeze isn’t even cool. and if that doesn’t get you, the cedar fever from july to what? february? who fucking knows?? because it never seems to end??
Every single person I know who had a sweet gig in CA that let them remote work and was like "Austin will rock! I can buy a house!" has moved back to CA. Texas weather is fucking awful. The government is insanely bad and getting worse, the schools are getting worse by the month.
November 13, 2025 at 12:24 AM
the weather alone is reason to leave. you think you know the heat because you live in california, but we are talking 99 and it’s soaking rain and the breeze isn’t even cool. and if that doesn’t get you, the cedar fever from july to what? february? who fucking knows?? because it never seems to end??
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The amount of anime girl tiny nose Mardrid’s I’ve gotten in art trades/commissions is kinda wild, considering how beaked up this dork is
November 13, 2025 at 12:43 AM
The amount of anime girl tiny nose Mardrid’s I’ve gotten in art trades/commissions is kinda wild, considering how beaked up this dork is
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I've created a patreon to support my BG3 comics! They'll always remain free for everyone but subscribers will be able to see comics a little ahead of time. There's two up now!
Mr. Crowbar | Patreon
BG3 Comics
patreon.com
November 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I've created a patreon to support my BG3 comics! They'll always remain free for everyone but subscribers will be able to see comics a little ahead of time. There's two up now!
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ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
The Return of Pam | Monster Factory
YouTube video by The McElroy Family
www.youtube.com
November 12, 2025 at 8:29 PM
ALERT: After a decade at rest, The Final Pam has BREACHED CONTAINMENT.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=ORfJ...
Oh my god Elon please keep Optimus Prime’s name out of your mouth he doesn’t deserve this
in a long life filled with saying stupid shit this is may be the stupidest shit he's ever said
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Oh my god Elon please keep Optimus Prime’s name out of your mouth he doesn’t deserve this
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"The perfect t-shirt doesn't exi---"
Introducing the all-new Mr. B Natural Bootleg Rap Tee design by Josh Flowers, available now on our new faded oversized tees and our standard tees as well!
Sign up for Clubhouse+ and you'll get 15% off your ENTIRE ORDER!
Shop now at dumb-industries.com/mrb
Introducing the all-new Mr. B Natural Bootleg Rap Tee design by Josh Flowers, available now on our new faded oversized tees and our standard tees as well!
Sign up for Clubhouse+ and you'll get 15% off your ENTIRE ORDER!
Shop now at dumb-industries.com/mrb
November 12, 2025 at 8:01 PM
"The perfect t-shirt doesn't exi---"
Introducing the all-new Mr. B Natural Bootleg Rap Tee design by Josh Flowers, available now on our new faded oversized tees and our standard tees as well!
Sign up for Clubhouse+ and you'll get 15% off your ENTIRE ORDER!
Shop now at dumb-industries.com/mrb
Introducing the all-new Mr. B Natural Bootleg Rap Tee design by Josh Flowers, available now on our new faded oversized tees and our standard tees as well!
Sign up for Clubhouse+ and you'll get 15% off your ENTIRE ORDER!
Shop now at dumb-industries.com/mrb
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In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
November 12, 2025 at 2:15 PM
In Super Mario Galaxy, the stars on the letters of the logo spell "u r mr gay", while for the movie it says "he mr gay". This is because you are watching Mario, not playing him.
Gojira deserves to be more than depression music but when I’m feeling like this it’s comforting to listen to a guy who sings like he’s having an emotional breakdown
November 12, 2025 at 5:19 PM
Gojira deserves to be more than depression music but when I’m feeling like this it’s comforting to listen to a guy who sings like he’s having an emotional breakdown
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ARTISTS: there’s a scam going around where someone will commission you, you send the sketch and they will claim it’s AI and ask to be refunded.
• do not refund the person
• POST their @ - do not keep them censored
• ONLY send watermarked low res WIPs. it doesn’t matter if it’s a mutual or not.
• do not refund the person
• POST their @ - do not keep them censored
• ONLY send watermarked low res WIPs. it doesn’t matter if it’s a mutual or not.
November 12, 2025 at 1:46 PM
ARTISTS: there’s a scam going around where someone will commission you, you send the sketch and they will claim it’s AI and ask to be refunded.
• do not refund the person
• POST their @ - do not keep them censored
• ONLY send watermarked low res WIPs. it doesn’t matter if it’s a mutual or not.
• do not refund the person
• POST their @ - do not keep them censored
• ONLY send watermarked low res WIPs. it doesn’t matter if it’s a mutual or not.
youtu.be/RXT8AbVzDHI bruhhhh this is making me so emotional 😭
“Who’ll Stand With Us” featuring O’Hamsters [Recorded in KYIV 🇺🇦]
YouTube video by Dropkick Murphys
youtu.be
November 12, 2025 at 12:57 PM
youtu.be/RXT8AbVzDHI bruhhhh this is making me so emotional 😭
She was right to crash out the way she did.
November 12, 2025 at 11:07 AM
She was right to crash out the way she did.
oh my god did I miss the aurora last night i didnt think it would be visible here.
November 12, 2025 at 11:02 AM
oh my god did I miss the aurora last night i didnt think it would be visible here.