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The Desert Bandit
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Nelli | She/Her & He/Him | 24 | Minors DNI
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theonion.com
56 Years Ago Today:
HOLY SHIT MAN WALKS ON FUCKING MOON
July 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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jamorbital.bsky.social
She's ready for the big game!
July 9, 2025 at 5:08 PM
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b0tster.yeag.gay
LILITH JUMPSCARE IN THE DYKE MARCH FEED LOL
June 29, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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tobyfox.undertale.com
I'm looking through what I think is the oldest text document about DELTARUNE that I can find. This is one of the first facts about Susie. Even though this has never happened in the game, everyone just intuitively understands this as true. I won.
June 29, 2025 at 1:38 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
evil creature
a poorly drawn cat with a smug, human-like expression. its eyes are narrowed and its mouth curves into a subtle, self-satisfied smirk, giving off strong mischievous vibes a cat with white fur and dark tabby patches, sitting on a bed. the cat’s face shows a smirking, almost sarcastic expression, with narrowed eyes and a crooked little smile. looking like it knows something you don’t…
June 27, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
let’s be pointy with mama
a poorly drawn mama cat lying on its side with a calm expression. just below her, a tiny fluffy kitten stands stiffly with its back arched, tail puffed, and being very pointy with its mama a large, relaxed tabby cat lying comfortably on a tiled floor. in front of her, a very tiny kitten stands facing sideways but looking up, with its back arched, tiny legs stiff, and fur puffed up. the kitten’s stance is very pointy
June 9, 2025 at 1:42 PM
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derptiles.art
A little thingie, for you
A drawing of a hand holding a little spiky orange lizard, text says “you’re very special to me” *gives you this* A drawing of a hand holding two orange spiky lizards, texts says “take them i have plenty”
June 3, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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lerdeldrinboi.bsky.social
@bubbs-here.bsky.social
Your character is oddly pretty enjoyable to draw.
Also congrats on the 60K. Keep up the good work 🫶

#digitalart #artwork #fanart #doodle
May 18, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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snipe.bsky.social
Blender Default Cube.
Gouache on cotton, 5" x 5"
December 22, 2024 at 7:14 PM
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unicouniuni3.bsky.social
Unizilla has appeared :3
Black and white cat standing upright with tongue slightly out.
April 25, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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mee04.bsky.social
#しろすず
March 30, 2025 at 12:36 PM
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murmurlilies.bsky.social
Ena brainrot
multiple drawings of Ena from the indie game ENA: Dream BBQ, showcasing the different aspects of her personality. one drawing depicts her wearing a t-shirt emblazoned with an image of a polygonal cat and text reading "I am contaminated with radiation." in another we see her disembodied head orbiting curiously around Coral Glasses, who is blushing and sweating nervously while averting her eyes. Froggy is also here.
April 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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brutumfulmen.bsky.social
All of these spoke to me, deeply.
A series of Tumblr posts: The old magic persists thanks to its unfathomable power." No, the old magic persists because the new magic can't run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don't want or need onto my orb. Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic. Yes it had a deep blood cost, but at least it was a one time sacrifice and not this monthly bloodletting nonsense new age magic has The old magic is robust enough to survive a decade of use and it's compatible with every wand, staff, scroll, and charm in our collection. The new magic stops working after three days and every spell uses proprietary runes. Our preferences, as an archiving institution, should be pretty clear. You try to get guidance for the new magic and the king's sorcerers maybe will answer you in a few days with an unhelpful suggestion to buy the newest orb. You need guidance for the old magic and a dozen retired middle-aged wizards will pop up to explain it to you rune by rune if necessary.
April 11, 2025 at 1:59 PM
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pltnmghost.bsky.social
Just hit 3k over here on Bluesky thanks to everyone's support, so I think I might do something a bit unusual. Might be a couple weeks, but I've been thinking of trying this.

MUTUALS!
GIVE ME YOUR OC, NOW!!!!!!
a pixel art of a man with a mustache and the words command grab below him
ALT: a pixel art of a man with a mustache and the words command grab below him
media.tenor.com
November 25, 2024 at 6:42 AM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
the 4 emotions
an angry kitty showing the middle finger a peaceful kitty with sunglasses and a peace sign a kitty laughing and pointing at you another angry kitty punching you
April 8, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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dexbun.bsky.social
April 6, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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shenanigansen.bsky.social
March 28, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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cait.bsky.social
i laugh until i cry whenever i see or even think about this
#1 Hawk Moth Enjoyer @i _kiss_bugs Follow My scheming eunuch when I start coughing after a sip from my goblet oreo & monkey @oreoeocat • 2/1/25 I wake up to this sinister smile every morning
March 24, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
*you poke the creature
a small poorly drawn cat looking up. above the drawing there’s a fine-tip black pen oh no the pen squished the tiny cat! but it seems to enjoy it
March 19, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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mariobrothblog.bsky.social
In Super Mario 64/DS, drowning overrides other death animations. As such, if the player character dies from fall damage while about to swim, he will appear to be so bad at swimming that he drowns immediately upon touching water.
March 19, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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poorlycatdraw.bsky.social
today i passed my master's thesis defense!!!! it all went well!! i’m so happy!!
me (a poorly drawn cat with glasses and a tie on)
March 14, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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puppee.puppygirls.online
Hunter...
The guild authorizes you to...
*coughs*
take a hit of this joint....
Alma, a tan girl from monser hunter wilds giving you a joint
March 6, 2025 at 1:51 PM
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theonion.com
MYTH: Tariffs will revitalize the American auto industry.

FACT: Only the second coming of the Ford Fiesta could do that. theonion.com/trumps-north...
Trump’s North American Tariffs: Myth Vs. Fact
President Trump’s plans for tariffs, including on goods from Canada and Mexico, have left many consumers and investors uneasy. The Onion separates the facts from the myths. MYTH: Tariffs will revitali...
theonion.com
March 10, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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grae.software
It's my very greatest pleasure to announce the project I've been working on the past year: Tascots! The Make-Your-Own Desktop Pet Game!

Say hello to our little queen, Button the Mouse.
March 7, 2025 at 7:58 PM