delfin
@thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
I'm as startled as anyone else to hear that MTG is leaving Congress to take over the Tonight Show hosting gig in 2026, but hey, let's see where this goes. She might be a natural
November 22, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I'm as startled as anyone else to hear that MTG is leaving Congress to take over the Tonight Show hosting gig in 2026, but hey, let's see where this goes. She might be a natural
Chuck Schumer will insist on a compromise position in which the Congresspeople singled out by Trump will not face trial, but will instead be injected with a dose of syphilis
November 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Chuck Schumer will insist on a compromise position in which the Congresspeople singled out by Trump will not face trial, but will instead be injected with a dose of syphilis
I do feel good about Tesla shareholders thinking hard about that $1 trillion pay package they approved, and then noting that the recipient is currently busy teaching his pet computer to always refer to his penis as 'mighty Albanian oak, rivaled by none and admired by all'
November 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I do feel good about Tesla shareholders thinking hard about that $1 trillion pay package they approved, and then noting that the recipient is currently busy teaching his pet computer to always refer to his penis as 'mighty Albanian oak, rivaled by none and admired by all'
Someone is going to ask Grok to describe Elon's mighty penis in exquisite detail, and the entire eastern United States will go dark as Grok eagerly drains every available erg of power from all grids in its enthusiasm to do so
November 20, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Someone is going to ask Grok to describe Elon's mighty penis in exquisite detail, and the entire eastern United States will go dark as Grok eagerly drains every available erg of power from all grids in its enthusiasm to do so
The most enjoyable part of a lower back strain is how every sleeping position I try has its own unique methods of being profoundly uncomfortable.
November 19, 2025 at 12:47 PM
The most enjoyable part of a lower back strain is how every sleeping position I try has its own unique methods of being profoundly uncomfortable.
The best part of the current Trump meme/rumor is that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE doubts that Bill would be like "okay, yeah, I'm down for that"
November 15, 2025 at 11:20 PM
The best part of the current Trump meme/rumor is that ABSOLUTELY NO ONE doubts that Bill would be like "okay, yeah, I'm down for that"
If your job involves rigging in-game ads so that 90% of attempts to click the X send you to stores instead, the personal hell that awaits you involves angry, hungry weasels and your being eternally coated in melted butter
November 15, 2025 at 2:14 PM
If your job involves rigging in-game ads so that 90% of attempts to click the X send you to stores instead, the personal hell that awaits you involves angry, hungry weasels and your being eternally coated in melted butter
It's going to come out something like "Bubba was the name of the preserved pig's crotch that Ghislaine kept around for special occasions" and there will still be MAGAts who are like "Ah, well, now THAT'S all settled"
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's going to come out something like "Bubba was the name of the preserved pig's crotch that Ghislaine kept around for special occasions" and there will still be MAGAts who are like "Ah, well, now THAT'S all settled"
Until the identity of the true Bubba referenced is revealed, I hereby declare that the nation is living under a state of
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Until the identity of the true Bubba referenced is revealed, I hereby declare that the nation is living under a state of
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
I am not really looking forward to the wave of Very Serious Individuals informing audiences that since Mary was perhaps 14 when she had Jesus, criticizing Epsteiners for their desired age group is the Intolerant Left's Most Serious And Disqualifying Attack On Christianity Yet
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I am not really looking forward to the wave of Very Serious Individuals informing audiences that since Mary was perhaps 14 when she had Jesus, criticizing Epsteiners for their desired age group is the Intolerant Left's Most Serious And Disqualifying Attack On Christianity Yet
@support.bsky.team, given what just happened in the Bad Place, here's how to greatly increase your user base quickly:
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@support.bsky.team, given what just happened in the Bad Place, here's how to greatly increase your user base quickly:
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
Here's the thing about the Epstein hubbub.
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Here's the thing about the Epstein hubbub.
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
I feel like we're mere hours away from a Trump rant where he demands to be named the new James Bond. I would agree to that as long as he does all his own stunts
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I feel like we're mere hours away from a Trump rant where he demands to be named the new James Bond. I would agree to that as long as he does all his own stunts
Was there ever a porn scene set to Gordon Lightfoot's Edmund Fitzgerald? If not, I consider that a missed opportunity
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Was there ever a porn scene set to Gordon Lightfoot's Edmund Fitzgerald? If not, I consider that a missed opportunity
Reposted by delfin
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
I can only assume that Joe Lieberman's remains are in an urn at an undisclosed private location, as I have not seen any advertisements for bus trips to the Increasingly Large Connecticut Shit Mountain and Piss Moat that his grave would rapidly become.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can only assume that Joe Lieberman's remains are in an urn at an undisclosed private location, as I have not seen any advertisements for bus trips to the Increasingly Large Connecticut Shit Mountain and Piss Moat that his grave would rapidly become.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
Bluntly, I have major problems with Nancy Pelosi's priorities, attitudes and political stances. But I do give her credit for being able to count votes accurately, whip votes when needed, and rein in assholes on many occasions.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bluntly, I have major problems with Nancy Pelosi's priorities, attitudes and political stances. But I do give her credit for being able to count votes accurately, whip votes when needed, and rein in assholes on many occasions.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
Some Dem Senate defector is going to harumph about "Yes, but for the GOOD OF THE COUNTRY," and an owl will fly into the room and defecate upon them violently. This is an automated service that is currently in the testing phase, but early indications are quite positive on delivery
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some Dem Senate defector is going to harumph about "Yes, but for the GOOD OF THE COUNTRY," and an owl will fly into the room and defecate upon them violently. This is an automated service that is currently in the testing phase, but early indications are quite positive on delivery
Kind of feeling like a hoagie tonight
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Kind of feeling like a hoagie tonight
At least Cuomo can sleep well tonight, warm and cozy under piles of sexual harassment allegations
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
At least Cuomo can sleep well tonight, warm and cozy under piles of sexual harassment allegations
I fully expect Mamdani to be gracious and humble during his victory speech later tonight, despite the clear temptation and well-earned right to hold up pictures of Trump, Schumer, Jeffries and Cuomo while howling GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I fully expect Mamdani to be gracious and humble during his victory speech later tonight, despite the clear temptation and well-earned right to hold up pictures of Trump, Schumer, Jeffries and Cuomo while howling GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I just want the results to come out something like:
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I just want the results to come out something like:
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
So far, I have voted nine times for Mamdani, twice for the rotting corpse of Crazy Eddie (his prices were INSANE) and once for Pizza Rat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So far, I have voted nine times for Mamdani, twice for the rotting corpse of Crazy Eddie (his prices were INSANE) and once for Pizza Rat.
The thing to remember about Dick Cheney is that while his accomplishments in life were numerous, when he arrived at his new home he was transformed into a hideous, 5 ft (1.5 m) tall blob of molten, stinking flesh that oozes across the ground as he moves, a formless, shivering, 100 lb mass [01/17]
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The thing to remember about Dick Cheney is that while his accomplishments in life were numerous, when he arrived at his new home he was transformed into a hideous, 5 ft (1.5 m) tall blob of molten, stinking flesh that oozes across the ground as he moves, a formless, shivering, 100 lb mass [01/17]
I have decided that the least realistic thing about US Shameless is not Frank's liver transplant, but rather 90% of the women on the show falling in love with, into bed with or pining over Lip instead of listening to him for five minutes and thinking "he's an emotionally unavailable potato, I'm out"
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have decided that the least realistic thing about US Shameless is not Frank's liver transplant, but rather 90% of the women on the show falling in love with, into bed with or pining over Lip instead of listening to him for five minutes and thinking "he's an emotionally unavailable potato, I'm out"