delfin
@thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
It's going to come out something like "Bubba was the name of the preserved pig's crotch that Ghislaine kept around for special occasions" and there will still be MAGAts who are like "Ah, well, now THAT'S all settled"
November 15, 2025 at 4:38 AM
It's going to come out something like "Bubba was the name of the preserved pig's crotch that Ghislaine kept around for special occasions" and there will still be MAGAts who are like "Ah, well, now THAT'S all settled"
Until the identity of the true Bubba referenced is revealed, I hereby declare that the nation is living under a state of
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
November 15, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Until the identity of the true Bubba referenced is revealed, I hereby declare that the nation is living under a state of
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
𝗕𝗨𝗕𝗕𝗔𝗚𝗔𝗧𝗘
I am not really looking forward to the wave of Very Serious Individuals informing audiences that since Mary was perhaps 14 when she had Jesus, criticizing Epsteiners for their desired age group is the Intolerant Left's Most Serious And Disqualifying Attack On Christianity Yet
November 13, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I am not really looking forward to the wave of Very Serious Individuals informing audiences that since Mary was perhaps 14 when she had Jesus, criticizing Epsteiners for their desired age group is the Intolerant Left's Most Serious And Disqualifying Attack On Christianity Yet
@support.bsky.team, given what just happened in the Bad Place, here's how to greatly increase your user base quickly:
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
November 12, 2025 at 11:22 PM
@support.bsky.team, given what just happened in the Bad Place, here's how to greatly increase your user base quickly:
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
1) Implement Group Chat
2) Make it like The Bad Place had it before they ran it through a blender today
Here's the thing about the Epstein hubbub.
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
November 12, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Here's the thing about the Epstein hubbub.
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
Yes, Trump may get either Boebert or Mace to flip and keep them hidden by the narrowest of margins.
But isn't it something that the R House is so brainwashed and cowed that only FOUR of 219 are even considering letting these files see the light of day?
I feel like we're mere hours away from a Trump rant where he demands to be named the new James Bond. I would agree to that as long as he does all his own stunts
November 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
I feel like we're mere hours away from a Trump rant where he demands to be named the new James Bond. I would agree to that as long as he does all his own stunts
Was there ever a porn scene set to Gordon Lightfoot's Edmund Fitzgerald? If not, I consider that a missed opportunity
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
Was there ever a porn scene set to Gordon Lightfoot's Edmund Fitzgerald? If not, I consider that a missed opportunity
Reposted by delfin
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
so currently defectors are:
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 2:43 AM
The coordinated nature of this—none are facing voters in 2026—means that either Schumer approved it or failed in his job as Senate Majority Leader to stop it.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
Dems voting "no" get zero credit until they demand a change in leadership. Schumer out as Leader, Durbin out as Whip.
I can only assume that Joe Lieberman's remains are in an urn at an undisclosed private location, as I have not seen any advertisements for bus trips to the Increasingly Large Connecticut Shit Mountain and Piss Moat that his grave would rapidly become.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 AM
I can only assume that Joe Lieberman's remains are in an urn at an undisclosed private location, as I have not seen any advertisements for bus trips to the Increasingly Large Connecticut Shit Mountain and Piss Moat that his grave would rapidly become.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
We'll need eight more bus trips eventually.
Bluntly, I have major problems with Nancy Pelosi's priorities, attitudes and political stances. But I do give her credit for being able to count votes accurately, whip votes when needed, and rein in assholes on many occasions.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
November 10, 2025 at 12:19 AM
Bluntly, I have major problems with Nancy Pelosi's priorities, attitudes and political stances. But I do give her credit for being able to count votes accurately, whip votes when needed, and rein in assholes on many occasions.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
Schumer needs to resign as the Dem's Senate leader yesterday.
Some Dem Senate defector is going to harumph about "Yes, but for the GOOD OF THE COUNTRY," and an owl will fly into the room and defecate upon them violently. This is an automated service that is currently in the testing phase, but early indications are quite positive on delivery
November 9, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Some Dem Senate defector is going to harumph about "Yes, but for the GOOD OF THE COUNTRY," and an owl will fly into the room and defecate upon them violently. This is an automated service that is currently in the testing phase, but early indications are quite positive on delivery
Kind of feeling like a hoagie tonight
November 6, 2025 at 8:14 PM
Kind of feeling like a hoagie tonight
At least Cuomo can sleep well tonight, warm and cozy under piles of sexual harassment allegations
November 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
At least Cuomo can sleep well tonight, warm and cozy under piles of sexual harassment allegations
I fully expect Mamdani to be gracious and humble during his victory speech later tonight, despite the clear temptation and well-earned right to hold up pictures of Trump, Schumer, Jeffries and Cuomo while howling GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
November 5, 2025 at 2:32 AM
I fully expect Mamdani to be gracious and humble during his victory speech later tonight, despite the clear temptation and well-earned right to hold up pictures of Trump, Schumer, Jeffries and Cuomo while howling GET FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I just want the results to come out something like:
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
November 5, 2025 at 1:33 AM
I just want the results to come out something like:
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
Zohran Mamdani: 49%
Curtis Sliva: 28%
Andrew Cuomo: By law, you are hereby being deported and Mamdani gets your car
So far, I have voted nine times for Mamdani, twice for the rotting corpse of Crazy Eddie (his prices were INSANE) and once for Pizza Rat.
November 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
So far, I have voted nine times for Mamdani, twice for the rotting corpse of Crazy Eddie (his prices were INSANE) and once for Pizza Rat.
The thing to remember about Dick Cheney is that while his accomplishments in life were numerous, when he arrived at his new home he was transformed into a hideous, 5 ft (1.5 m) tall blob of molten, stinking flesh that oozes across the ground as he moves, a formless, shivering, 100 lb mass [01/17]
November 4, 2025 at 2:50 PM
The thing to remember about Dick Cheney is that while his accomplishments in life were numerous, when he arrived at his new home he was transformed into a hideous, 5 ft (1.5 m) tall blob of molten, stinking flesh that oozes across the ground as he moves, a formless, shivering, 100 lb mass [01/17]
I have decided that the least realistic thing about US Shameless is not Frank's liver transplant, but rather 90% of the women on the show falling in love with, into bed with or pining over Lip instead of listening to him for five minutes and thinking "he's an emotionally unavailable potato, I'm out"
November 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I have decided that the least realistic thing about US Shameless is not Frank's liver transplant, but rather 90% of the women on the show falling in love with, into bed with or pining over Lip instead of listening to him for five minutes and thinking "he's an emotionally unavailable potato, I'm out"
At least now Toronto understands what it feels like to be on the WRONG end of a Phillies reliever who can't throw strikes without grooving them coughing up a WS in Canada
November 2, 2025 at 4:34 AM
At least now Toronto understands what it feels like to be on the WRONG end of a Phillies reliever who can't throw strikes without grooving them coughing up a WS in Canada
Reposted by delfin
Over on Twitter, I bet they are also all watching the game but every time something happens someone blames it on Jewish people.
November 2, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Over on Twitter, I bet they are also all watching the game but every time something happens someone blames it on Jewish people.
Oh of course they can't have a Joe Carter moment WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT ONE
November 1, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Oh of course they can't have a Joe Carter moment WHEN I ACTUALLY WANT ONE
I am thoroughly unimpressed that Verizon will let me watch Game 6 on the Fox TV app using my verified Verizon credentials, but not on the Verizon TV app using the same verified Verizon credentials.
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
I am thoroughly unimpressed that Verizon will let me watch Game 6 on the Fox TV app using my verified Verizon credentials, but not on the Verizon TV app using the same verified Verizon credentials.
You know, if my husband was embracing a pretty blonde Christian woman in public right after telling the world that he's raising your kids the RIGHT way, with the RIGHT religion, NOT yours, and that he hopes someday you'll see the light on that... I'd probably buy a machete.
October 31, 2025 at 7:32 PM
You know, if my husband was embracing a pretty blonde Christian woman in public right after telling the world that he's raising your kids the RIGHT way, with the RIGHT religion, NOT yours, and that he hopes someday you'll see the light on that... I'd probably buy a machete.
He's going to want to test nukes on small boats in the Pacific, isn't he
October 30, 2025 at 1:52 AM
He's going to want to test nukes on small boats in the Pacific, isn't he