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Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
I do expect what is actually released to be a bit... selectively redacted in places.
November 18, 2025 at 10:45 PM
November 18, 2025 at 3:23 AM
peachstapler.com is the gold standard for perplexing but wonderful pop art.
November 16, 2025 at 5:49 PM
It's hard to top this one.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Tanned. Rested. Ready.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Option 1: "Thaw out another 007. What is this, clone number thirteen?"

Option 2: Matt Berry in the other role he was absolutely born to play
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 AM
I am thoroughly unimpressed that Verizon will let me watch Game 6 on the Fox TV app using my verified Verizon credentials, but not on the Verizon TV app using the same verified Verizon credentials.
November 1, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Step 1: Fill it with popcorn.
October 25, 2025 at 1:58 AM
What is it like inside your head?
October 24, 2025 at 8:19 PM
If participants don't have these glued to their butts, move along.
October 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
I have no ending to this, so I do this in OneDrive's general direction.
October 17, 2025 at 2:20 AM
It says something to me that when I think of Portland, I think of a flattopped guy who looks like he just stepped out of a RACE MIXING IS COMMUNISM picture -- and who was, instead, an appliance salesman focused on giving away free haircuts and putting his face on every flat surface in town
October 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
I mean, we've seen the Antichrist. He's Mexican, he's chubby, and he's not very good at lucha libre.
October 12, 2025 at 4:28 PM
October 10, 2025 at 7:02 PM
He will not rest until Tom Peterson's face is back on every available flat surface.
October 5, 2025 at 8:01 PM
Trilogy to be completed with Ghost of Harajuku
October 5, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Note to ICE and Trump: If Portland locals throw Tom Peterson alarm clocks at you, it is not insurrection or domestic terrorism but rather a quirky local greeting
September 27, 2025 at 3:49 PM
The next speaker at the U.N. General Assembly will be succinct.
September 23, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Startlingly,
September 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
September 21, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Seriously, someone needs to make a puppet of that Charlie face and reenact the Fish Heads video
September 21, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I've seen that face before
September 21, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Since Wakana Yamashita was such a successful cosplay, you can take this opportunity to do Wakana Foley now!
September 17, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I'm just saying that, before this happened, Chuckie was alive and well
September 13, 2025 at 7:56 PM