delfin
@thedelfinclutch.bsky.social
Defective chicken, hard-left gadfly, olde person in the way. TJPW/DDT/ChocoPro fan. Like Dennis Miller without the traumatic brain injury.
There are few times that one can conduct a phone call with an insurance agent completely in the Crow voice, so at least you have that going for you
November 15, 2025 at 7:57 PM
There are few times that one can conduct a phone call with an insurance agent completely in the Crow voice, so at least you have that going for you
Worth remembering that we all know people who are older than availability of legal oral contraceptives in the US, and that smug skidmarks like Marsha Blackburn want states to regain the right to outlaw them on moral grounds.
What we've grown up knowing is not the American historical norm.
What we've grown up knowing is not the American historical norm.
November 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Worth remembering that we all know people who are older than availability of legal oral contraceptives in the US, and that smug skidmarks like Marsha Blackburn want states to regain the right to outlaw them on moral grounds.
What we've grown up knowing is not the American historical norm.
What we've grown up knowing is not the American historical norm.
TELEMARKETER: Where'd this hairball come from?
November 15, 2025 at 3:17 PM
TELEMARKETER: Where'd this hairball come from?
His pet name for Clinton is "the Swamp," judging by how much he insists that he's the best at draining it ever
November 15, 2025 at 4:25 AM
His pet name for Clinton is "the Swamp," judging by how much he insists that he's the best at draining it ever
The co-founders of Home Depot are both mega-CHUDs. Like, to extremely uncomfortable levels.
I'm not fond of Lowe's either on multiple levels, so I go mom-and-pop or at least Ace whenever I can.
I'm not fond of Lowe's either on multiple levels, so I go mom-and-pop or at least Ace whenever I can.
November 14, 2025 at 2:45 AM
The co-founders of Home Depot are both mega-CHUDs. Like, to extremely uncomfortable levels.
I'm not fond of Lowe's either on multiple levels, so I go mom-and-pop or at least Ace whenever I can.
I'm not fond of Lowe's either on multiple levels, so I go mom-and-pop or at least Ace whenever I can.
Republicans' idea was the way you live the high life is to turn everyone darker, gayer, more feminine, or poorer than you into low-to-no wage servants.
November 14, 2025 at 2:24 AM
Republicans' idea was the way you live the high life is to turn everyone darker, gayer, more feminine, or poorer than you into low-to-no wage servants.
This time Mr. Peanut'll be ours.
November 14, 2025 at 1:41 AM
This time Mr. Peanut'll be ours.
There should be levels beyond "dismissed with prejudice," like "dismissed with flames on the side of my face" and "dismissed with syphilis administered to everyone on the prosecution's side"
November 14, 2025 at 12:56 AM
There should be levels beyond "dismissed with prejudice," like "dismissed with flames on the side of my face" and "dismissed with syphilis administered to everyone on the prosecution's side"
If you have to pull out a dictionary, five wiki pages, etymologies, a flowchart, a series of case studies, How They Did Things 1000 Years Ago and more to defend an assertion that You Had Sex With Someone Capable Of Consenting To It, you're doing it wrong and should consider getting some counseling.
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 AM
If you have to pull out a dictionary, five wiki pages, etymologies, a flowchart, a series of case studies, How They Did Things 1000 Years Ago and more to defend an assertion that You Had Sex With Someone Capable Of Consenting To It, you're doing it wrong and should consider getting some counseling.
It's not even an America of that long ago that these cretins want to drag us all back to. It's one where the privileged class can simply declare "Because I said so" to everyone else.
Hence why Republicans are giddy about disturbing mental images of Daddy Trump taking off his belt.
Hence why Republicans are giddy about disturbing mental images of Daddy Trump taking off his belt.
November 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's not even an America of that long ago that these cretins want to drag us all back to. It's one where the privileged class can simply declare "Because I said so" to everyone else.
Hence why Republicans are giddy about disturbing mental images of Daddy Trump taking off his belt.
Hence why Republicans are giddy about disturbing mental images of Daddy Trump taking off his belt.
I mean, bluntly?
~60 years ago, US women couldn't get a credit card or control their reproduction (and only got the vote 40 years or so before), LGBT+ was considered mental illness and often illegal, non-whites were fighting against exclusions, and non-Protestants were discriminated against.
~60 years ago, US women couldn't get a credit card or control their reproduction (and only got the vote 40 years or so before), LGBT+ was considered mental illness and often illegal, non-whites were fighting against exclusions, and non-Protestants were discriminated against.
November 13, 2025 at 10:20 PM
I mean, bluntly?
~60 years ago, US women couldn't get a credit card or control their reproduction (and only got the vote 40 years or so before), LGBT+ was considered mental illness and often illegal, non-whites were fighting against exclusions, and non-Protestants were discriminated against.
~60 years ago, US women couldn't get a credit card or control their reproduction (and only got the vote 40 years or so before), LGBT+ was considered mental illness and often illegal, non-whites were fighting against exclusions, and non-Protestants were discriminated against.
The only guy in the GOP earnestly calling for the filibuster to go away is the guy who thinks he can just create and ignore laws at his whim, and thinks he'll be in power until he drops
November 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
The only guy in the GOP earnestly calling for the filibuster to go away is the guy who thinks he can just create and ignore laws at his whim, and thinks he'll be in power until he drops
I'm waiting for "Biblical maturity." Which will be shorthand for "Mary was 14 when she had Jesus, so anyone criticizing young-teen-groomers hates God."
November 13, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I'm waiting for "Biblical maturity." Which will be shorthand for "Mary was 14 when she had Jesus, so anyone criticizing young-teen-groomers hates God."
It's hard to top this one.
November 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
It's hard to top this one.
Which is, if anything, a dramatic understatement of the problem.
Yes, Trump is a pedophile and committed rape (statutory and otherwise). But when he and others doing this was an open secret amongst the rich and powerful AND news sources and they felt empowered to sweep it all under the rug?
Yow.
Yes, Trump is a pedophile and committed rape (statutory and otherwise). But when he and others doing this was an open secret amongst the rich and powerful AND news sources and they felt empowered to sweep it all under the rug?
Yow.
November 13, 2025 at 12:31 AM
Which is, if anything, a dramatic understatement of the problem.
Yes, Trump is a pedophile and committed rape (statutory and otherwise). But when he and others doing this was an open secret amongst the rich and powerful AND news sources and they felt empowered to sweep it all under the rug?
Yow.
Yes, Trump is a pedophile and committed rape (statutory and otherwise). But when he and others doing this was an open secret amongst the rich and powerful AND news sources and they felt empowered to sweep it all under the rug?
Yow.
How does it take four minutes to read through a list of body parts and the words "extreme close-ups"
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 PM
How does it take four minutes to read through a list of body parts and the words "extreme close-ups"
I can already see the WSJ editorial page reading "The American Jewry Question" and phrasing it like "Ordinarily, we wouldn't push for an answer, but since it's the topic of the hour..."
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 PM
I can already see the WSJ editorial page reading "The American Jewry Question" and phrasing it like "Ordinarily, we wouldn't push for an answer, but since it's the topic of the hour..."
Tanned. Rested. Ready.
November 12, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Tanned. Rested. Ready.
But NOT ONE of the other 215, knowing that he's not clean, are willing to make the slightest overtures that they know he's not.
The next time someone talks about 'normal Republicans' who can be reasoned with, tell them to go fuck themselves.
The next time someone talks about 'normal Republicans' who can be reasoned with, tell them to go fuck themselves.
November 12, 2025 at 7:40 PM
But NOT ONE of the other 215, knowing that he's not clean, are willing to make the slightest overtures that they know he's not.
The next time someone talks about 'normal Republicans' who can be reasoned with, tell them to go fuck themselves.
The next time someone talks about 'normal Republicans' who can be reasoned with, tell them to go fuck themselves.
One's a professional maverick and that's his brand. One is polishing her political resume and pretending that she's sane. Two are obvious, card-carrying fruit loops.
NOT ONE of the other 215 are willing to take Trump at his word that he's innocent and has nothing to hide in these papers.
NOT ONE of the other 215 are willing to take Trump at his word that he's innocent and has nothing to hide in these papers.
November 12, 2025 at 7:38 PM
One's a professional maverick and that's his brand. One is polishing her political resume and pretending that she's sane. Two are obvious, card-carrying fruit loops.
NOT ONE of the other 215 are willing to take Trump at his word that he's innocent and has nothing to hide in these papers.
NOT ONE of the other 215 are willing to take Trump at his word that he's innocent and has nothing to hide in these papers.