The Dalai Llama
@thedalaillama.bsky.social
spiritual leader of Tibetan Buddhist Llama's and amateur couple/sex therapist
All my former lovers called me this..
February 9, 2025 at 8:41 AM
All my former lovers called me this..
Rhyming rhinestone with minestrone is what really kick-started my rap career.
January 28, 2025 at 8:07 AM
Rhyming rhinestone with minestrone is what really kick-started my rap career.
These days there are just not enough boys in sibling Motown groups with sociopathic fathers who would write a love song about a rat.
January 27, 2025 at 8:21 PM
These days there are just not enough boys in sibling Motown groups with sociopathic fathers who would write a love song about a rat.
I live safe in the knowledge that no one wants to sniff my bike seat.
January 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
I live safe in the knowledge that no one wants to sniff my bike seat.
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ice-t’s birth name is lipton.
January 25, 2025 at 11:17 PM
ice-t’s birth name is lipton.
Us cosmopolitan types have chorizo hanging from the ceiling, and other cured meats as we do not discriminate.
January 25, 2025 at 5:23 PM
Us cosmopolitan types have chorizo hanging from the ceiling, and other cured meats as we do not discriminate.
The correct way to deal with fascists...
January 24, 2025 at 8:40 PM
The correct way to deal with fascists...
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*googles how to breathe correctly while married
January 11, 2025 at 3:26 PM
*googles how to breathe correctly while married
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I wonder if wolves wear t shirts with pictures of virgins on them
January 12, 2025 at 5:49 AM
I wonder if wolves wear t shirts with pictures of virgins on them
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a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
January 12, 2025 at 1:34 AM
a realistic cookbook where every recipe starts with "step 1: clean up your kitchen"
Sausages are my crack... And crack, of course.
January 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Sausages are my crack... And crack, of course.
Elon musk is a fool coming after the UK government when we have an unlimited amounted crumpets we can defend ourselves with.
January 10, 2025 at 6:55 AM
Elon musk is a fool coming after the UK government when we have an unlimited amounted crumpets we can defend ourselves with.
All in our matching pyjamas looking like inmates at the prison of Christmas.
December 25, 2024 at 8:41 AM
All in our matching pyjamas looking like inmates at the prison of Christmas.
2 more days of not even trying to look like I'm working.
December 19, 2024 at 7:57 AM
2 more days of not even trying to look like I'm working.
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Making friends at the wine tasting by asking everyone if they spit or swallow.
December 13, 2024 at 9:06 PM
Making friends at the wine tasting by asking everyone if they spit or swallow.
Tonight's plan, playing a drum and bass set at a Christmas rave wearing an ill fitting festive jumper whilst being old enough to know better.
December 14, 2024 at 10:19 AM
Tonight's plan, playing a drum and bass set at a Christmas rave wearing an ill fitting festive jumper whilst being old enough to know better.
Coming home from work and sitting in my underwear dribbling food on to my belly is what I'm about now. You can keep your fun and socialising thanks.
December 13, 2024 at 5:12 PM
Coming home from work and sitting in my underwear dribbling food on to my belly is what I'm about now. You can keep your fun and socialising thanks.
What in the holy fucking Christmas is this coked up nonsense and how did I miss it?
Ozzy Osbourne & Jessica Simpson : "Winter Wonderland" (2003) • Official Music Video • Lyrics Option
YouTube video by Not Inconceivable
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December 12, 2024 at 7:03 PM
What in the holy fucking Christmas is this coked up nonsense and how did I miss it?
I breeze past. Giving the sultry eyes to you. Full of grace. Full of vigour. A 42 year old man wearing Heeleys rolling back to his pit of loneliness.
December 12, 2024 at 6:48 PM
I breeze past. Giving the sultry eyes to you. Full of grace. Full of vigour. A 42 year old man wearing Heeleys rolling back to his pit of loneliness.
To the guy who figured out cows can walk up stairs but not back down, where were you taking it?
December 10, 2024 at 7:07 AM
To the guy who figured out cows can walk up stairs but not back down, where were you taking it?
When I die and become a ghost I'm going to help Z list celebrities write their autobiographies.
December 8, 2024 at 1:39 PM
When I die and become a ghost I'm going to help Z list celebrities write their autobiographies.
Watching the Michael Jackson "Bad" video and I'm supposed to believe he was the leader of a street gang?
December 7, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Watching the Michael Jackson "Bad" video and I'm supposed to believe he was the leader of a street gang?
Russell Brand: "our father who art in heaven and that. Please forgive my trespassing that my mr.winky made me do"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
December 7, 2024 at 7:12 PM
Russell Brand: "our father who art in heaven and that. Please forgive my trespassing that my mr.winky made me do"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
God: "fuck off Russell you rapey grifter. Also I'm not real"
Home alone proves that if you're rich you can be shitty parents and keep your kid.
December 7, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Home alone proves that if you're rich you can be shitty parents and keep your kid.
Unlike a lot of depressed people I like to mask my depression by outwardly being depressed.
December 7, 2024 at 1:36 PM
Unlike a lot of depressed people I like to mask my depression by outwardly being depressed.