The Comptroller
@thecomptroller.bsky.social
Formerly The_Controller at the other place; still hating without discretion
@mollyknight.bsky.social so if we ever hit remote trade, send me a message. I’m this guy
December 23, 2025 at 2:25 AM
@mollyknight.bsky.social so if we ever hit remote trade, send me a message. I’m this guy
I haven’t watched the home run derby in years - is this normal?
July 15, 2025 at 12:09 AM
I haven’t watched the home run derby in years - is this normal?
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This is still the funniest image Nintendo has ever produced. Luigi, sitting down with his L coffee, reading up on some of the worst atrocities ever perpetuated by humanity: "OH MAMMA MIA"
January 24, 2025 at 4:42 PM
This is still the funniest image Nintendo has ever produced. Luigi, sitting down with his L coffee, reading up on some of the worst atrocities ever perpetuated by humanity: "OH MAMMA MIA"
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
June 14, 2025 at 2:42 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
June 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I’m taking over as the menswear guy. Men should rotate through the same four band t-shirts for 35 years. Replace the shirts with identical shirts if the holes in them get big or you get too fat for them
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I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
May 29, 2025 at 7:21 AM
I have to go to bed but real quick Ernie has always been in the wrong and Bert has always been absolutely correct to be frustrated by Ernie’s chaotic bullshit
Man, didn't think I needed to think about how the new pope prefers hot dogs.
The new Pope is an American (from Chicago), Robert Francis Prevost
May 8, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Man, didn't think I needed to think about how the new pope prefers hot dogs.
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the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
April 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the american electoral system is basically 500,000 information-resistant people across a handful of states taking a guess and then going "haha! oops!" every two years. this process takes 18 months and costs four trillion dollars every time
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Some fascinating things happening on Reddit. 22,000 upvotes on the subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of houses that are over 100 years old.
January 23, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Some fascinating things happening on Reddit. 22,000 upvotes on the subreddit dedicated to posting pictures of houses that are over 100 years old.
LCD Soundsystem on an eBay commercial? Sigh
January 5, 2025 at 1:00 AM
LCD Soundsystem on an eBay commercial? Sigh
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Just a reminder that Aaron Rodgers announced he is willing to mentor a young QB if he comes back to the Jets.
December 29, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Just a reminder that Aaron Rodgers announced he is willing to mentor a young QB if he comes back to the Jets.
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Sickos: Yes. YES. onmilwaukee.com/articles/vic...
December 19, 2024 at 5:38 PM
Sickos: Yes. YES. onmilwaukee.com/articles/vic...
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Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
December 9, 2024 at 7:07 PM
Burger King: We Won’t Turn You In To The Feds™
The goggles do nothing.
November 30, 2024 at 1:05 AM
The goggles do nothing.
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"Folks, you're in for a treat tonight because the weather doesn't bother Tua." - Terry Bradshaw
Fox immediately puts up graphic showing Tua is 1-7 in games 50 degrees or below.
Fox immediately puts up graphic showing Tua is 1-7 in games 50 degrees or below.
November 28, 2024 at 9:35 PM
"Folks, you're in for a treat tonight because the weather doesn't bother Tua." - Terry Bradshaw
Fox immediately puts up graphic showing Tua is 1-7 in games 50 degrees or below.
Fox immediately puts up graphic showing Tua is 1-7 in games 50 degrees or below.
Mary Carillo has got to be at least 135 years old.
November 28, 2024 at 7:15 PM
Mary Carillo has got to be at least 135 years old.
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sick. this is sick behavior
September 29, 2024 at 12:27 AM
sick. this is sick behavior