TheCapmAxolotl ☭ 🌈🐊
@thecapmaxolotl.bsky.social
socialist dad, reptile and aquariums weirdo, dnd and rpg freak, neurodiverse and physically disabled, JD+MA in Mediterranean Archaeology
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one thing i want to make perfectly clear to anyone i follow is i don’t expect a follow back and please do not follow back if you think you’re likely to be annoyed by my posts and especially if you think you’ll pick fights with me. i try to extend the same courtesy to those who follow me
my answer for a muppet movie where everyone is a muppet but one person is a live action adaptation of the Dressrosa arc in One Piece where everyone is a muppet except Doflamingo, who is played by Guy Fieri
May 25, 2025 at 12:15 AM
my answer for a muppet movie where everyone is a muppet but one person is a live action adaptation of the Dressrosa arc in One Piece where everyone is a muppet except Doflamingo, who is played by Guy Fieri
been off here for a bit because drinking from the firehose became overwhelming. going to continue to be off for a while longer, as I don’t feel stable yet, but figured I’d post an update in case anyone was wondering why i suddenly stopped posting
February 13, 2025 at 10:22 PM
been off here for a bit because drinking from the firehose became overwhelming. going to continue to be off for a while longer, as I don’t feel stable yet, but figured I’d post an update in case anyone was wondering why i suddenly stopped posting
do you think trump will reestablish the hitler youth
February 5, 2025 at 3:00 AM
do you think trump will reestablish the hitler youth
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QTP with your red art ❤️
February 5, 2025 at 2:36 AM
QTP with your red art ❤️
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Protesters gather to stop infamous video game cheater from gutting US Treasury
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February 5, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Protesters gather to stop infamous video game cheater from gutting US Treasury
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February 5, 2025 at 1:25 AM
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Stop demonizing riots.
February 4, 2025 at 2:10 PM
Stop demonizing riots.
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If you're protesting tomorrow:
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
February 4, 2025 at 5:32 PM
If you're protesting tomorrow:
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
"I invoke my rights to silence and counsel and will not answer questions without my attorney present."
MEMORIZE THAT, because aside from asking if you're free to leave (or providing ID if you're in a stop and ID state), that's the ONLY thing you ever say to cops.
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Be nice to people on this stupid app. We're all struggling, man. Tell someone you like their post. Share it with others. Let a friend know they made you laugh or brightened your day.
If you have a shitty comment, write it on a little piece of paper and jam it in your own butthole.
If you have a shitty comment, write it on a little piece of paper and jam it in your own butthole.
February 5, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Be nice to people on this stupid app. We're all struggling, man. Tell someone you like their post. Share it with others. Let a friend know they made you laugh or brightened your day.
If you have a shitty comment, write it on a little piece of paper and jam it in your own butthole.
If you have a shitty comment, write it on a little piece of paper and jam it in your own butthole.
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Spent my weekend digging into the 5051 protests scheduled for tomorrow at the capitol buildings. These protests are grassroots and decentralized, but people are putting a ton of effort into trying to be safe and organized in their cities. I've been on safety training calls, organizing calls, etc.
February 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Spent my weekend digging into the 5051 protests scheduled for tomorrow at the capitol buildings. These protests are grassroots and decentralized, but people are putting a ton of effort into trying to be safe and organized in their cities. I've been on safety training calls, organizing calls, etc.
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Flame today, on her way to some behavioural enrichment.
February 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Flame today, on her way to some behavioural enrichment.
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Leftist americans exercise your 2nd amendment rights if you don't want to end up in an extrajudicial El Salvadorian prison.
You need to be ready to stand your ground and defend your family and neighbors.
(caveat: learn how to use it, store it safely, and don't tell anyone you have it / post it)
You need to be ready to stand your ground and defend your family and neighbors.
(caveat: learn how to use it, store it safely, and don't tell anyone you have it / post it)
February 4, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Leftist americans exercise your 2nd amendment rights if you don't want to end up in an extrajudicial El Salvadorian prison.
You need to be ready to stand your ground and defend your family and neighbors.
(caveat: learn how to use it, store it safely, and don't tell anyone you have it / post it)
You need to be ready to stand your ground and defend your family and neighbors.
(caveat: learn how to use it, store it safely, and don't tell anyone you have it / post it)
deleted a post because i don’t want to argue with allies
February 4, 2025 at 11:33 PM
deleted a post because i don’t want to argue with allies
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Scene from Dinner on Elm Street
February 4, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Scene from Dinner on Elm Street
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Cannae believe my wee scaley girl Pan is awready starting a new shed, having just shed from nose to tail very recently!
#uromastyx #lizard #reptiles #herps 🦎
#uromastyx #lizard #reptiles #herps 🦎
February 4, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Cannae believe my wee scaley girl Pan is awready starting a new shed, having just shed from nose to tail very recently!
#uromastyx #lizard #reptiles #herps 🦎
#uromastyx #lizard #reptiles #herps 🦎
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Death to the fucking USA 🇺🇸
February 4, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Death to the fucking USA 🇺🇸
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Over a dozen members of Congress have now been DENIED ENTRY to Treasury.
HAPPENING NOW: members of Congress led by @maxwellfrost.bsky.social are attempting to enter the Treasury Building to demand answers re: Musk’s unconstitutional money grab
February 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Over a dozen members of Congress have now been DENIED ENTRY to Treasury.
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Scene at Treasury
February 4, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Scene at Treasury
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Nothing like taking a huge poop in the bath, then laying on a nice warm heating pad.
#herps ##beardeddragon
#herps ##beardeddragon
February 4, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Nothing like taking a huge poop in the bath, then laying on a nice warm heating pad.
#herps ##beardeddragon
#herps ##beardeddragon