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*tries to answer the phone casually like this is something i do all the time*
<red tailed hawk screech>
<red tailed hawk screech>
December 12, 2025 at 1:22 AM
*tries to answer the phone casually like this is something i do all the time*
<red tailed hawk screech>
<red tailed hawk screech>
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Aggressively picking out the perfect gifts for loved ones. That's right fucko. It's incredible. I looked within your soul and saw what it would take to temporarily fill the emptiness that exists at your core. You can softly weep if you'd like.
December 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Aggressively picking out the perfect gifts for loved ones. That's right fucko. It's incredible. I looked within your soul and saw what it would take to temporarily fill the emptiness that exists at your core. You can softly weep if you'd like.
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My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
November 23, 2025 at 1:01 AM
My body is acting a little ungrateful given all the treats I’ve been feeding it
When life gives you lemons (a broken door and a replacement with no safety decals) you make infernal lemonade
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
When life gives you lemons (a broken door and a replacement with no safety decals) you make infernal lemonade
One foot was quite uncomfortable walking around so I checked to remove what I assumed would be a small pebble only to find a fair bit of blood, and after digging around with tweezers... glass 🙃
December 4, 2025 at 3:03 AM
One foot was quite uncomfortable walking around so I checked to remove what I assumed would be a small pebble only to find a fair bit of blood, and after digging around with tweezers... glass 🙃
At a point with my reading where it's possible for me to finish 100 books this year, which thanks to the gremlins which run my brain, means I will now have to do that
November 28, 2025 at 9:36 AM
At a point with my reading where it's possible for me to finish 100 books this year, which thanks to the gremlins which run my brain, means I will now have to do that
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i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg
November 27, 2025 at 3:41 PM
i don't want to have to second guess if every image is ai!! i don't want to edit with ai!! i don't wait to generate anything!!!! i don't want to talk to an ai chatbot!!! go away omg
Would like to have a word with me of three hours ago, who decided against halving the monkey bread recipe knowing full well that I and I alone would be eating it
There's just... so much sugary bread now
There's just... so much sugary bread now
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Would like to have a word with me of three hours ago, who decided against halving the monkey bread recipe knowing full well that I and I alone would be eating it
There's just... so much sugary bread now
There's just... so much sugary bread now
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Love this so much. 💜
November 15, 2025 at 4:17 AM
Love this so much. 💜
Bloodywood and Babymetal are touring together next year and chances of me being well enough to go are basically zero and I'm handling it sooooo well you guys
November 13, 2025 at 4:58 AM
Bloodywood and Babymetal are touring together next year and chances of me being well enough to go are basically zero and I'm handling it sooooo well you guys
Unfortunately I cannot love GDT's Frankenstein bc it doesn't feature my favourite scene from the book: victor running from his lab in terror at what hes created, coming back hours later and upon seeing it's gone, going "phew, thank god thats over, there will definitely be no consequences to this"
November 10, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Unfortunately I cannot love GDT's Frankenstein bc it doesn't feature my favourite scene from the book: victor running from his lab in terror at what hes created, coming back hours later and upon seeing it's gone, going "phew, thank god thats over, there will definitely be no consequences to this"
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HOT LIBRARY INTEL: you can ask your library to purchase specific titles for their collection, usually right through the library's website.
Librarians can't know every single new title, nor can they mind-read what their patrons might want to check out. Give it a shot!
Librarians can't know every single new title, nor can they mind-read what their patrons might want to check out. Give it a shot!
November 5, 2025 at 2:57 PM
HOT LIBRARY INTEL: you can ask your library to purchase specific titles for their collection, usually right through the library's website.
Librarians can't know every single new title, nor can they mind-read what their patrons might want to check out. Give it a shot!
Librarians can't know every single new title, nor can they mind-read what their patrons might want to check out. Give it a shot!
Reading old sci-fi written by straight white dudes is always such a gamble. Like sure, "what if society refused to let you die?" is an interesting concept, but I don't think it needed "and also the nurses jerk you off"
Like the story would have been fine without that
Like the story would have been fine without that
November 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Reading old sci-fi written by straight white dudes is always such a gamble. Like sure, "what if society refused to let you die?" is an interesting concept, but I don't think it needed "and also the nurses jerk you off"
Like the story would have been fine without that
Like the story would have been fine without that
"I just don't know why I feel so agitated today" says local woman after consuming roughly half a kilo of halloween candy for breakfast
November 2, 2025 at 9:54 AM
"I just don't know why I feel so agitated today" says local woman after consuming roughly half a kilo of halloween candy for breakfast
I love that Australia is embracing Halloween but someone has to tell these kids to wait until dusk. You're trick or treating at 5pm in broad daylight. That's not spooky. That's just going for a walk
October 31, 2025 at 9:00 AM
I love that Australia is embracing Halloween but someone has to tell these kids to wait until dusk. You're trick or treating at 5pm in broad daylight. That's not spooky. That's just going for a walk
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i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature
October 27, 2025 at 3:57 AM
i want my friends to remember me fondly. and my enemies to remember me as The Creature
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Those of you still on Twitter because of potential reach, even that is going out the window when this is implemented.
Just relaying information thats been spreading around twitter regarding its new AI powered content algo.
If youve come over from twitter, Hi and welcome. Good to have you here!
If youve come over from twitter, Hi and welcome. Good to have you here!
October 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Those of you still on Twitter because of potential reach, even that is going out the window when this is implemented.
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My reason for “making shit” varies but my general attitudes towards making anything creative is that I have a quirk in the brain where not creating things makes me feel like I’m dying
October 13, 2025 at 7:57 AM
My reason for “making shit” varies but my general attitudes towards making anything creative is that I have a quirk in the brain where not creating things makes me feel like I’m dying
Begging literally every social media feed to give me the option to not see AI, if only to let them know I don't fucking want it
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Begging literally every social media feed to give me the option to not see AI, if only to let them know I don't fucking want it
Everything may be terrible but the DVD shelves at the thrift shop have been excellent
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Everything may be terrible but the DVD shelves at the thrift shop have been excellent
Local big box store has removed half of the Halloween displays and replaced it with Christmas decorations already
a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves
Alt: a little girl in a red jacket is laying on a brick sidewalk covered in leaves, flailing her limbs and crying
media.tenor.com
October 3, 2025 at 3:56 AM
Local big box store has removed half of the Halloween displays and replaced it with Christmas decorations already
Caught my cat stretching her toes in the afternoon sun
September 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
Caught my cat stretching her toes in the afternoon sun
After thirty years of not having any mould problems I have discovered that someone painted over mould on the ceiling in *several* rooms in my new place and you guys weren't kidding about how much this sucks
September 28, 2025 at 11:52 AM
After thirty years of not having any mould problems I have discovered that someone painted over mould on the ceiling in *several* rooms in my new place and you guys weren't kidding about how much this sucks