Ex-parrot
thecadaver.bsky.social
Ex-parrot
@thecadaver.bsky.social
Strange but not a stranger
The Works of Vermin is a strong contender for my favourite book this year, but definitely my favourite acknowledgements
December 16, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Surprise
December 11, 2025 at 8:24 AM
When life gives you lemons (a broken door and a replacement with no safety decals) you make infernal lemonade
December 5, 2025 at 9:00 AM
Begging literally every social media feed to give me the option to not see AI, if only to let them know I don't fucking want it
October 13, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Everything may be terrible but the DVD shelves at the thrift shop have been excellent
October 10, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Caught my cat stretching her toes in the afternoon sun
September 29, 2025 at 11:56 AM
IT IS SEPTEMBER
September 14, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Something occurred to me and now you all have to know it too
August 1, 2025 at 9:15 AM
A #CookieParty offering: eggless choc chip cookies, because I'm not paying for an entire carton of eggs just to make cookies

My unsuspecting guinea pig declared them delicious, so I'm calling it a success
June 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
Guillotine for cookie monster
May 15, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Mmm... delicious marshmallow oreo slug
April 29, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Libib, my beloved
April 15, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Excellent day at the thrift store for lovers of little trinkets and LOTR

Now just to find some cute birthday candles to put in the world's tiniest candlesticks
April 3, 2025 at 6:32 AM
Got tired of spending eternity shaking my miniature paints when I keep going years between mini painting sessions, and didn't want to spend money on a specially made paint shaker

Modern problems require modern solutions etc
March 23, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Learned you can do pixel art on procreate and had a little play last night. I feel like it could use a third object and a better spot for the skull but trying an entirely new medium was enough of a stretch for my brain
March 17, 2025 at 7:55 AM
So about that reading goal...

It took 52 days to accomplish what I had planned to do over 52 weeks, which was kind of not the plan
February 22, 2025 at 8:05 AM
Introduced my girlfriend to arcane and this was her prediction halfway through the second fucking episode
January 13, 2025 at 11:26 AM
"Two books a month seems a reasonable goal," I said. "24 books in a year should be a decent challenge"

So anyway, I started book six yesterday
January 12, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Day two of 40C weather and my cat looks exactly how I feel
January 5, 2025 at 4:56 AM
It's decorating day for the #CookieParty

Matcha ganache thumbprints, choc mint cookies, orange and dark chocolate biscuits and some fun with leftover chocolate and festive sprinkles
December 24, 2024 at 5:45 AM
Wasn't able to print any new cards this year, but we've still got a little bit of handmade flair thanks to me keeping all my printmaking tests and misprints. Nothing goes to waste!
December 23, 2024 at 10:39 AM
Shout out to the royal mail for creating Schroedinger's package with my girlfriend's Christmas present

Somehow both available for redelivery and already delivered AND with a photo of the package in front of her front door, which did not clear anything up
December 18, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Trying out a new dairy-free butter with these vegan snickerdoodles for the #CookieParty
December 17, 2024 at 7:29 AM
Nurse doing my vaccination today told me that I made her job easy because I was so relaxed
December 17, 2024 at 1:51 AM
Thank you to whoever donated basically unworn Florence and the Machine merch to the thrift store so that I would have the perfect shirt for dnd this weekend
December 10, 2024 at 1:23 AM