i'm tired of being told to stop doomscrolling. i'm just scrolling, it's not my fault there's doom on there

So meta’s new rules make Instagram terrible, Elon is full mask off so twitter’s not exactly conscionable, I don’t follow enough good people here to make this work well… is the age of social media dying?

I forgot I hadn’t properly washed my hands after chopping a chilli and OW MY EYE 😭

Don’t get me wrong, I love Christmas with my family and I wouldn’t do it any other way… but my gosh this has stretched on too long now I think

How good is gay sex though? Could really go for that rn

I gotta say, yesterday with Luigi Mangione and 30p Lee’s Battle of the Somme, yesterday was an excellent day to be on the bird app 🙊 probably one of the last Good Days there

I have nothing but respect for Mariah Carey, who created the most iconic Christmas song of all time about why she didn’t want presents, she needed dick this Christmas.

Merry Who Hog to you and yours.

I was sat down for lunch with the family and got very confused at the extra E on the label of the Peppercorn Grindr

Keep thinking about how I saw Jonathan Bailey in Company in 2018 from the front row. With Patti LuPone too. Theatre is amazing 😍🎭

Cardiff and South wales folks…

Nothing quite screams “we’re a bunch of gays who came out to drink after watching the Wicked movie” like singing “no one lays a lily on their grave” to Tragedy by Steps

Genuinely I feel 20 years old again, this is FABULOUS tonight 😍😍🥰