It’s every parent’s nightmare, isn’t it? you check your child’s bulletproof backpack and find a picture book about gay penguins

For every doll you deny me I will push another jet off an aircraft carrier

Ok, let’s see if this works:

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Murphy: "Newsflash: These guys are incompetent. They don't know what they're doing. We hired a weekend Fox News host with no diplomatic or management experience with a checkered personal history of abuse and alcoholism to be our chief national security official. And it's going very badly."

“In a perfect world we’d all sing in tune but this is reality so give me some room” ― Billy Bragg

the college football playoff selection show is so good. it's like if the news began with 25 minutes of anchors talking to each other like "i'm looking forward to reporting the news. it will be very interesting to find out what the news will be"

when Ryan Day said he was gonna hang 100 on Michigan, he didn't mean all at once.

The osu marching band depicts a bear taking a dump on the U of M flag, during the Purdue game, and that's high comedy. wolverine football players plant a flag at midfield after thumping the buckeyes, again, and urban meyer, gus johnson, etc... clutch their sanctimonious pearls. ok.

I would plant a flag directly on Ryan Day's ass