The Beaumont🌻
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lawyer | shellback | denizen of the seaport | fintwit reply gal | epicurean | liability management enthusiast | a still better seaward peep | this goiter kills fascists
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we have a statute of frauds...
Like teenage lovers, I pour out my efforts, almost without limit and in response to the slightest encouragement in the hope of reaching the nirvana of this newsletter. www.bloomberg.com/opinion/arti...
Investment Bankers Don’t Work for Free
Also the American Dream mall is open, coal companies as climate solutions and round-number stock prices.
www.bloomberg.com
March 12, 2025 at 5:59 PM
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why we have a statute of frauds...
Here we go again..
More valid than ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Corporate Transparency Act
February 20, 2025 at 5:53 PM
Here we go again..
Time for some good old fashioned voodoo economics
Voodoo Economics
YouTube video by John Kessler
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February 2, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Time for some good old fashioned voodoo economics
The urge to make a tart with caramelized onions is primal
February 2, 2025 at 12:31 AM
The urge to make a tart with caramelized onions is primal
when you use nominative determinism to pick the email address for your spambot
January 31, 2025 at 1:22 PM
when you use nominative determinism to pick the email address for your spambot
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Pennsylvania flood museum temporarily closed due to flooding
Cold weather causes leak at Johnstown Flood Museum, which commemorates 1889 catastrophe that killed 2,209
www.theguardian.com
January 28, 2025 at 8:29 PM
nominative somethingorother
More valid than ever.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Corporate Transparency Act
a green field with trees in the background
ALT: a green field with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
January 27, 2025 at 11:14 PM
More valid than ever.
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January 23, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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ngl I didn’t previously know “hello New York!” came from Bob Uecker
January 17, 2025 at 12:48 PM
ngl I didn’t previously know “hello New York!” came from Bob Uecker
A truck-trucking truck trucking a truck-trucking truck
January 12, 2025 at 12:01 AM
A truck-trucking truck trucking a truck-trucking truck
This is such a journey.
I just asked my pharmacist if my ear was a bit blocked and he had a look and SCREAMED and told me to go to A&E immediately so off I go, gang!
January 11, 2025 at 8:18 PM
This is such a journey.
Whomst amongst us
January 8, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Whomst amongst us
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where does the new york times even find these people
January 7, 2025 at 4:50 PM
where does the new york times even find these people
The pedometer of Sisyphus
January 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
The pedometer of Sisyphus
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A Temu warehouse in China went up in flames yesterday. The total loss has been estimated to be as high as $62.17 USD.
December 31, 2024 at 2:10 AM
A Temu warehouse in China went up in flames yesterday. The total loss has been estimated to be as high as $62.17 USD.
Ladies and gentlemen, the Corporate Transparency Act
a green field with trees in the background
ALT: a green field with trees in the background
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2024 at 4:53 AM
Ladies and gentlemen, the Corporate Transparency Act
Merry Christmas y’all 🤠
December 26, 2024 at 3:02 AM
Merry Christmas y’all 🤠
This lightning storm is really something (it’s been doing this nonstop for an hour now)
December 25, 2024 at 2:04 AM
This lightning storm is really something (it’s been doing this nonstop for an hour now)
Weird stuff from the storage locker, a running 🧵
December 15, 2024 at 1:05 AM
Weird stuff from the storage locker, a running 🧵
"Historic parking lot," SFO edition. (NYC pioneered this with an expensive and long battle over a parking lot that *mysteriously* was included in the South Street Seaport Historic District.)
A Bay Area food bank's expansion plans are being held up in court by an environmental review lawsuit alleging that the expansion will destroy an "historic parking lot." It's impossible to parody California. www.sfchronicle.com/bayarea/arti...
Bay Area food bank move could be blocked by lawsuit citing ‘historic parking lot’
A Bay Area food bank is trying to move into its new home. But it’s being blocked by a CEQA lawsuit citing “historic parking lot” in Alameda.
www.sfchronicle.com
December 10, 2024 at 10:41 PM
"Historic parking lot," SFO edition. (NYC pioneered this with an expensive and long battle over a parking lot that *mysteriously* was included in the South Street Seaport Historic District.)
If they give that old guy at the McDonalds in Altoona a hard time about the reward money so help me I will throw a fit. I want to see it hit his account by COB tomorrow.
December 9, 2024 at 7:30 PM
If they give that old guy at the McDonalds in Altoona a hard time about the reward money so help me I will throw a fit. I want to see it hit his account by COB tomorrow.
Never mind
This CEO shooter is going to be the DB Cooper of the 21st century
December 9, 2024 at 7:18 PM
Never mind